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Title: Kbman!
Post by: Urchin on June 11, 2003, 08:02:35 PM: Hey, your wife has got the Bore and ZZZzzzzzz down pat! Give her my congratulations, that was some boring ****! You teach her the split-S and run like hell back to friends and ack, or she pick that one up herself? Also, she had a really great move.. I think it went - Make a pathetic sorry bellybutton Bore and ZZZzzz pass, then run like hell, get to d5.0, reverse and repeat, wait until friends arrive to kill the pesky enemy plane.

To her credit, she was slightly more aggressive once there were 3 other planes attacking me.. I think she only extended out to about d3.0 in between bore and Zzzz runs. Anyway, here's to KBwoman. .
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Hornet on June 11, 2003, 08:11:52 PM: there is hope for this board after all
Title: Kbman!
Post by: sling322 on June 11, 2003, 10:47:01 PM: A whine has been recorded.....
Title: Kbman!
Post by: hyena426 on June 11, 2003, 11:56:55 PM: Quote
A whine has been recorded.....
think your right,,, it must of not been too boring if you had to make a thread about it,,lol

anyone who pays 15bucks a month has a right to fly anyway they please,,,if its too boring find anothere fight,,you dont have to ridicule some guys wife or anyone,,cheesy
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Shane on June 12, 2003, 01:12:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hyena426
anyone who pays 15bucks a month has a right to fly anyway they please,,,if its too boring find anothere fight,,you dont have to ridicule some guys wife or anyone,,cheesy

look urchin you caught a pea-brained grouper!!!

there are laws against using multi-hooked lines, you know?

:D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: killjoy1 on June 12, 2003, 02:23:54 PM: What am I missing here?

Was somebody winging with KBMAN or is he talking about KBMAN? IN either case, Urchin seems to be upset that someone is making a diving pass at him and extending?

Well I, for one, think Urchin has a point. Boom and Zoom fighters should have their own arena and leave the rest of us alone. While we're at it, lets make a separate arena for those who like to be vulched and those who want to vulch. Wait! If this works out, lets make another arena just for buff pilots and guys who like getting plastered by them.

I don't want sarcasm to disguise my true feelings here.

"Up yours Urchin!"
Title: Kbman!
Post by: hyena426 on June 12, 2003, 02:25:56 PM: talk about peabrained grouper{better look in the mirror bud}
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Shane on June 12, 2003, 02:28:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hyena426
talk about peabrained grouper{better look in the mirror bud}

i did... and while i was there i wrote on it... for you to read when you look in it...

there's no "kbwoman" - perhaps if you had a paid account you might know that, or perhaps if you bothered to look up that handle.

urchin was doing nothing less than insulting kbman.

here, let me help you remove the hook. you're too small to be a keeper.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: hyena426 on June 12, 2003, 02:37:03 PM: Quote
there's no "kbwoman" - perhaps if you had a paid account you might know that
ya,,i got a account,,but i mute out the main channel mostly,,because im tired of seeing people whine about planes or people{if you pay} fly what you wanna fly

hey guy or woman,,he shouldnt be mocked for extending,,i would do the same thing to every spitt i ran into,,so many bitter pilots on this board,, just lucky it wasnt real ww2,,hehe,,,think everyone on this board needs to sing happy happy joy joy
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Shane on June 12, 2003, 02:56:49 PM: yah, it's not real... just a game... no harm in actually trying and learning... not that kbman is any slouch.

but hey! run-dweebs gotta stick together, now.

no one forces you to read or reply to anything on these boards (or ch1 for that matter)... you're losing the moral high-ground when you try to "lecture" about some kind of morality.

you're a whine-whiner so to speak.

this makes me a whine-whiner-whiner, tho, so....

but then i don't try and stake out some moral claim...

ymmv, wtfgas and all that...
Title: Kbman!
Post by: hyena426 on June 12, 2003, 03:01:00 PM: umm,,some one needs to sing the happy happy joy joy song hehe
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 12, 2003, 03:26:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by hyena426

hey guy or woman,,he shouldnt be mocked for extending,,i would do the same thing to every spitt i ran into,,so many bitter pilots on this board,,

If you've ever flown against kbman you'd know the true meaning of boredom. He doesn't 'extend', he turns tails and runs for either the nearest friendly ack or plane and only then does he puff out his mighty chest with new found bravado and returns to the fight with a few of his buddies in tow. But then by your own admission you run from any Spitfire you see, so I can see why you relate to kbman so well.

Ack-Ack
Title: Kbman!
Post by: hyena426 on June 12, 2003, 03:41:11 PM: Quote
But then by your own admission you run from any Spitfire you see, so I can see why you relate to kbman so well.
i fought against kbman,,he never ran from me,,,but i know what ya mean,,it is irritating to fight with a pilot that runs to freindlies or base ack all the time

when it comes to a spittfire and im in a fw,,i wont turn fight with a spitt when im out to help my squad in action,,i fly spitts and hurricans and zeros,,i fly every plane on this game,,and enjoy them all{even the stuka}<~~shot down a few spitts in that thing,eheh,,,but if i was in a fast plane,,best just to zoom and boom them,,no use turn fighting with a spitt in a fw,,thats just asking for a deathwish and a free kill for some one
Title: Kbman!
Post by: SOB on June 12, 2003, 04:10:52 PM: KBman is gay, but Urchin is gayer...and hairier.

SOB
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 12, 2003, 04:12:55 PM: hyena, learn where the period is bud, all those commas hurt my eyes ;)
Title: Why?
Post by: rshubert on June 12, 2003, 04:22:19 PM: Why do you guys feel the need to insult other players? Does it add to the experience for you? Do you think it makes you "cool"?

Do you think anything constructive will come out of this?

(puts on genuine steel mill silver suit to avoid heat damage)

shubie
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Shane on June 12, 2003, 04:32:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rshubert
Why do you guys feel the need to insult other players? Does it add to the experience for you? Do you think it makes you "cool"?

Do you think anything constructive will come out of this?

(puts on genuine steel mill silver suit to avoid heat damage)

shubie

you do you guys feel the need to preach from a soapbox? does it add to the experience for you? do you think it makes you "cool"?

do *you* think anything constructive will come out of this?

(faces forward, back against a wall, ready to squeakslap anyone who thinks they can possibly flame me)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: SunKing on June 12, 2003, 06:04:50 PM: (http://www.innercite.com/~sunking/urchin.jpg)

Man..you used to be all about the LW planes. One time you were even helping players out. Now you insult everyone that wants to fly em. And all I ever see is you crying here or on channel 1 if no one engages you the way you want. Somebody needs a break.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: killjoy1 on June 12, 2003, 08:55:13 PM: Fight! Fight! I challenge you (in KBMAN's name) to a fight in the MA tonight! Bring AckAck along and I will hand him his butt on a platter myself!
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Hwkeye on June 12, 2003, 09:07:41 PM: I think from this point on Urchin has a price on his back. As far as the Flying Zoo is concerned it just got personal.

Hwkeye
:mad:
Title: Kbman!
Post by: lazs2 on June 13, 2003, 10:21:27 AM: lucky urchin! people are hunting you? would you fly near me?

geeze shane... that was.... was.. insightful and correct.. proves that if you put a 1000 La7 pilots in a room full of typewriters..
lazs
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Toad on June 13, 2003, 10:26:29 AM: hmmmmmmmm.. now this has possibilities.

Laz, we get Urchin to fly around with us and we broadcast his position.

Could be the makins' of some prime fur! I might even switch countries for that.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Batz on June 13, 2003, 10:28:05 AM: best way to find a fight. Keep pokin at the tards till they strike back.

"You can only kick a dog so long before he bites back"

I think Urchin is a bit smarter the the rest of us. I can see him hairy back and all sittin at his computer thinking "Come and get it suckers".

But I imagine as long as he doesnt inadvertantly spawn in a hanger he'll never see most of yas.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Scot on June 13, 2003, 01:36:14 PM: Urchin,

Just take names :D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Shane on June 13, 2003, 01:41:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Toad
hmmmmmmmm.. now this has possibilities.

Laz, we get Urchin to fly around with us and we broadcast his position.

Could be the makins' of some prime fur! I might even switch countries for that.

count me in!! i can contribute by egging on more tardlets...

:D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: AcId on June 13, 2003, 01:44:31 PM: lol reminds me of last nights South Park episode . . . . . .

"CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!"
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Curval on June 13, 2003, 01:59:15 PM: LOL Sunking.:D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: killjoy1 on June 13, 2003, 02:06:44 PM: I like this. Urchin can be another part of AH strat. Like destroying a BS factory and of course you'll want to protect your BS resource. It should be like radar. If we kill your radar you're blind. If we kill Urchin he has to shut up.

Referring to KBman as KBwoman has really hurt his feelings and I'm sure he will demand satisfaction.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: lazs2 on June 13, 2003, 02:12:35 PM: killjoy... i don't believe that you have gotten the point but then.... I guess that is for the best. If I were your squad I would defend your honor no matter what happened. don't get discouraged if it takes awhile.
lazs
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Shane on June 13, 2003, 02:13:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by killjoy1
Referring to KBman as KBwoman has really hurt his feelings and I'm sure he will demand satisfaction.

if his feelings were hurt, then the appellation "KBwoman" was attributed in an unintentional, yet appropos manner.

:D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 13, 2003, 03:14:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by killjoy1
Bring AckAck along and I will hand him his butt on a platter myself!

LOL, like you can.

Ack-Ack
Title: Kbman!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 13, 2003, 04:05:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
LOL, like you can.

Ack-Ack

Hey ... I'm doing nothign tonight ... I'm for hire

Akak? Killjoy? ...:D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: killjoy1 on June 13, 2003, 04:11:18 PM: It'll have to be later tonight. Have committments (other than this) until 10pm MDT

Frenchy, you might have to tighten up on your moves. Everybody says you're getting sloppy.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Batz on June 13, 2003, 04:14:38 PM: nothing like a little hate to get up the fightin spirit.

But as I have noticed on the bbs the past few months, ya find better fights on the board then in the main.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 13, 2003, 04:22:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by killjoy1
It'll have to be later tonight. Have committments (other than this) until 10pm MDT

Frenchy, you might have to tighten up on your moves. Everybody says you're getting sloppy.

hey I noticed to! Then again flying 20h per month doesn't help much ... No more 200h per month in a Jug cockpit!

or ....

I'm getting old ... reflexes, sights
... that's it, I suck now
... people don't fear jugs anymore
... I failed Republic ...
... I have to stick my head into a turning prop :o
Title: Kbman!
Post by: AHGOD on June 13, 2003, 07:22:02 PM: Smells like tuna in here. Speaking of Tuna haven't seen Dlamb in 3 days errr Cupycake. Swim along now.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Wadke on June 13, 2003, 08:32:15 PM: CupY is not Dlamb i can assure you that
he is actually Lazer if you care
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 13, 2003, 09:36:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wadke
CupY is not Dlamb i can assure you that
he is actually Lazer if you care

The only thing you just assured me is that you are;

a) stupid

b) you think that we are

I never knew Lazer to act as immature "he's" acting lately. He spent over 5 minutes in the CT trying to guess my original name. The real Lazer let his guns do his talking.

STFU you teenage critter and tell you buddy Dlamb to stop messing with JG2.

BTW, a quick check of 'old cupy's stats will prove then he's not Lazer unless Lazer lost both arms, both eyes, was decapitated and is a zombie also.

Crawl back under your rock you insignificant tard.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 13, 2003, 09:51:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by killjoy1
I like this. Urchin can be another part of AH strat. Like destroying a BS factory and of course you'll want to protect your BS resource. It should be like radar. If we kill your radar you're blind. If we kill Urchin he has to shut up.

Referring to KBman as KBwoman has really hurt his feelings and I'm sure he will demand satisfaction.

Tough talk. If it was 5 of you "tough" guys versus Urchin, my money would still be on Urchin to drop all of your sorry arses.

Urchin is just one of those people (like Shane) who has talent and get's bored with most of us average "pilots". If you think you can take him then I suggest you go to the DA with him along with a couple of your squaddies.

Chances are you will lose more (even with 3 to 1 odds) than you will win.

Act tough. It impresses the girls. Maybe even the 9 year olds, but makes you look really, really stupid, especially to those who not only been here awhile but also actually know Urchin.

Flying Zoo my arse...more like Dying Flue.

Cheers, you bunch of ignorant bananas.

P.S. I thought I would add this as an after thought. Did it ever occur that all Urchin wants is just a damn, good, down and dirty fight?. But all it seems is that no one seems to want to that anymore. Either everyone one is scared of dieing or ruining their "score"?

Urchin (Shane and Lazs come to mind) have mentioned that too many people are far too timid for their tastes. Humm, amazing.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: WldThing on June 13, 2003, 09:57:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drunky
Urchin is just one of those people (like Shane) who has talent and get's bored with most of us average "pilots". If you think you can take him then I suggest you go to the DA with him along with a couple of your squaddies.

Alright thats it..lets go Urchin, *rolls up sleeves* :D:D;)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2003, 10:12:37 PM: Actually.. that's a great idea. Urchin... next time pizza comes up will ya spend some time in DA w/ me? Shane, you too?
I always pick some tidbit of knowledge in there and manage to have a blast at the same time. DA is fun. :)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Shane on June 14, 2003, 12:32:59 AM: all you have to do is ask.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: killjoy1 on June 14, 2003, 01:47:18 AM: Who is this Drunky?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Shane on June 14, 2003, 02:26:26 AM: Quote
Originally posted by killjoy1
Who is this Drunky?

your daddy.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: WldThing on June 14, 2003, 02:43:20 AM: I'll do anything to saddle up on Shanes La7 and blast away with my 6 cals :D :D

Ahh good ole times...;)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Nash on June 14, 2003, 02:45:43 AM: Greetings Urchin

Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

The Boom and Zoom maneuver is perhaps the most reprehensible, iniquitous and reprobative there is. It starts out with just one or two bad apples doing it and, if left unchecked, snowballs to the point where the climate in the Main Arena is irrevocably altered for the worse. Clearly we do not want this maneuver associated with our squad, so I thank you Urchin for having the courage to speak up and call our attention to it; allowing us to nip it in the bud, as it were.

Our squad got together to discuss the matter and I'm here to inform you that we have voted to put kbman on a week's probation from flying with us. A couple of people even went so far as to recommend his outright removal; a clear indication of how seriously we're taking this.

In kbman's defense, please allow me to offer that he's been under a great deal of stress lately, with some unfortunate work and family related issues surfacing over the last couple of weeks. That's no excuse mind you, and it is indeed unfortunate that he allowed this to get the better of him. The MA is not the place to bring in your external baggage and resort to BnZing other players.

Sadly you bore the brunt of this, and we apologize for your having to endure what ultimately must have been a bitterly humiliating experience for you. We hope the matter is resolved, and please do not hesitate to contact us if the redress fails to meet with your satisfaction.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2003, 02:51:47 AM: (puts on flame retardant suit)..Shane focus on the whole word, not just that I put on a tard suit.

I fly w/ kbman and find him to be a considerate teammate... callin out bogies etc a genuine nice fellow.... was kinda hoping the rhetoric in this thread was tongue in cheek, always enjoyed flying w/ Urchin and respect his views on other things.....I'm guessing the thread was really just a vent...rant if you will. Cod knows I do that.

:)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Mathman on June 14, 2003, 03:35:28 AM: Nazi!!!

Palestinians!!!

PNAC!!!

Jewish controlled media!!!

Slick Willy!!!

Gun Control!!!

Dubbya!!!

HO'er!!!

Spitdweeb!!!

LimpWhistle!!!

Beefdart!!!

Nikpotato!!!

Runstang!!!

Dweeb!!!

Hacker!!!

Tard!!!

ElGay-7!!!

CHog Dweeb!!!

Alt potato!!!

Bimmer-driving, garage-carpeting, boeing-employed bald guy who left home at 17 with $2.50 in his pocket and has experienced everything everybody else has, but two-times worse!!!
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Pei on June 14, 2003, 08:57:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Mathman
Nazi!!!

Palestinians!!!

PNAC!!!

Jewish controlled media!!!

Slick Willy!!!

Gun Control!!!

Dubbya!!!

HO'er!!!

Spitdweeb!!!

LimpWhistle!!!

Beefdart!!!

Nikpotato!!!

Runstang!!!

Dweeb!!!

Hacker!!!

Tard!!!

ElGay-7!!!

CHog Dweeb!!!

Alt potato!!!

Bimmer-driving, garage-carpeting, boeing-employed bald guy who left home at 17 with $2.50 in his pocket and has experienced everything everybody else has, but two-times worse!!!

:D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Glasses on June 14, 2003, 01:09:05 PM: Mathman forgot to say that "Kurt Tank is gay":D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Pooh21 on June 14, 2003, 01:43:50 PM: ....
Title: Kbman!
Post by: killjoy1 on June 14, 2003, 04:42:58 PM: You have all restored my faith in humanity. LOL
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Suave on June 14, 2003, 05:06:11 PM: Just for the record I invented the term Lgay7 .
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Glasses on June 14, 2003, 06:59:49 PM: And I invented the term Luftwhiner both literally and figuratively,while talking to Sheawulfe on channel one :-D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Wadke on June 15, 2003, 01:20:54 AM: Drunky

1) i don't know dlamb at all.........
2) i Know almost all of JG-2 Lazerus, XtremeJ, Tarmac, and all the rest... even Batz/Wotan when he was a member of JG-2... i fly with the JG-2 guys in Snapshots and Squad-Ops Events.....They have merged with III/Jabostaffel in the SEA and i get to fly with them regularly...I have no problem with any of the JG-2 guys...
they are a great bunch of people to fly with....even funny as hell at times
3) i'm not sure why CupY acts the way he does.......it is strange...... I winged 262s and P-38s with him and even gunned his B-17s before..... Maybe i was wrong.....Maybe he's not Lazer and then again maybe he is..... But i am an insignificant tard as you say so it doesn't matter.........I asked him in MA about a week ago if he was actually Lazer or not.....maybe he's just yanking my chain....... I have flown with Lazer before so i do know how he acts...which cupY does seem alot different from
4) Yes i am a teenager but that has no relevance to anything...... does it matter though?....I've been here for a year and a half so i know a little of something... i think......

Well Sorry Drunky,

Wadke
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Batz on June 15, 2003, 03:34:50 AM: Forgive Drunky becuase umm well hes a drunk :p

Hiya Wadke

fyi

dlamb has stalked ag and I fer well over a year. Hes tried to join the squad under about 15 different names. Hes fooled giggy a few times.

I had np with him until he started acting very strange and would never shut up on vox.

Then the emails and pms drove me nits.

So most of the current jg2 guys are on the look out.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: stegor on June 15, 2003, 04:02:40 AM: Shhhh....dont tell anyone, but I'm a B&zoomer; shame on me, I have to fly with dark glasses and a cap to make me not knowable.
More, I like occasionallly.....cherrypicki ng, and that makes me an horrible perverted pilot.
And , whats worst, I pay 14.99 $ , to use this loathsome, horrible, way of fliyng.
Can I be healed from this or have I to be put down like a mangy dog??
Ahhh ....how I grudge those wonderful, admirable , Spitnikila7 HOers... could I be like them :D

WTG Kbman:D

you all, Ivebeenshotdownbyab&zoomer whiners;)

Ah...and I know it already.....I suck on fliyng:cool:
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Ghosth on June 15, 2003, 10:40:46 AM: Well Said KBMAN!

Urchin go get a life for a bit bro :)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Wadke on June 15, 2003, 10:55:11 AM: Whatever happened to AG Batz? i never seen him anymore.....miss flyin with that guy hehe... always gave me a chk 6 :)
Also Batz you know i have nothing wrong with 'Pik As' or JG-2 hehe....... always loved draggin 4 or 5 cons back to base and let you guys shoot'em up :D

I guess i just had a complete misunderstanding of CupYwhatever

I apologize Drunky
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Saintaw on June 15, 2003, 06:26:22 PM: CupyCake is Dlamb trying to pass as Lazer? am I gettin this right?

This is a comedy club...
Title: Kbman!
Post by: eskimo2 on June 15, 2003, 07:15:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Suave
Just for the record I invented the term Lgay7 .

when?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Glasses on June 15, 2003, 10:51:26 PM: I might need to come back and shoot down you whiny arse bi-itches. :D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Batz on June 15, 2003, 11:02:35 PM: Ah glasses you and ag and I got 3cm rheintmetall for them all......In a Kurt Tank rheinmetall deliver vehicle ofcourse.

Wadke Ag well is umm well "around".

Theres still an A and a G in his nik. (which was fer Adi Glunnz btw)

Not much going on with jg 53, brady and Fork are on the ct staff and Drunky can be found in there. I pop in once in awhile but been busy.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Nash on June 15, 2003, 11:03:01 PM: "Well Said KBMAN!" - Ghosth

Heh Ghosth, I agree 100%. :) Kbman's reply to this thread is about the most appropriate and deserved one could make, imho.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Furious on June 16, 2003, 01:54:09 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Batz
Ah glasses you and ag and I got 3cm rheintmetall for them all......In a Kurt Tank rheinmetall deliver vehicle ofcourse.

Wadke Ag well is umm well "around".

Theres still an A and a G in his nik. (which was fer Adi Glunnz btw)

Not much going on with jg 53, brady and Fork are on the ct staff and Drunky can be found in there. I pop in once in awhile but been busy.
so AG is AHGOD.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Duedel on June 16, 2003, 03:50:45 AM: I give this thread a 4 out of 10.

BTW: Moin Puuh
Title: Kbman!
Post by: g00b on June 16, 2003, 01:19:34 PM: Back in the early AH days, late at night, a lone F4-U would come screamin down outta the blue, and no matter what I did, no matter what I was flying, I got the inevitable "you were shot down by KBMAN". He can BnZ, he can TnB, when I wanted to join a squad, I knew I wanted in his, because he shot me down, fair and square, more than anyone else I can recollect. Now, when I go winging with KBMAN and the other FZ crew we will charge headlong into a swarm of nme's and often come out with 5+ kills each. Read that as 3 or 4 of us taking out 20 or so nme's, ON OUR OWN. KBMANis aggressive and skilled, if he took his time to get on equal "E" terms with you, it's probably because he's trying to maintain a decent K/D this tour (currenly 4.78!)

Urchin and Ack Ack are both names I recognize from way back, I'm surprised to see whining from and about such established names in the game. I guess chivalry really is dead...

Check 6 Urchin and Ack Ack, FZ is coming for you!
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Urchin on June 16, 2003, 03:37:45 PM: Nah Goob, you misread. He'd run like a *****, then wait till someone else engaged, then come back and run like a ***** again if I got a shot at him. I'm sure he is very highly skilled, his account must have been hacked by a newbie.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Pooh21 on June 16, 2003, 03:45:14 PM: Moin Duedel!

I shall be back in 2 weeks!
Title: Kbman!
Post by: SOB on June 16, 2003, 03:55:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
Nah Goob, you misread. He'd run like a *****, then wait till someone else engaged, then come back and run like a ***** again if I got a shot at him. I'm sure he is very highly skilled, his account must have been hacked by a newbie.

And apparently, you're BBS account has been hacked by a whiney b*tch! I hate it when that happens!

SOB
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Furious on June 16, 2003, 04:22:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
Nah Goob, you misread. He'd run like a *****, then wait till someone else engaged, then come back and run like a ***** again if I got a shot at him. I'm sure he is very highly skilled, his account must have been hacked by a newbie.

Golly-geen urchin, don't you feel even a little stupid for getting this worked up over a ****ing video game?

you should.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Ripsnort on June 16, 2003, 04:27:38 PM: Funny thread! Man I laughed at some of the posters in here! Even a few old veteran hags (Hi SOB :D )

oh, and "I'M IN, GRUN!" :)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Urchin on June 16, 2003, 04:35:01 PM: Nah, I don't feel a bit stupid. I'm not worked up at all, actually. I just find it a bit pathetic what the MA has come to- one of the "skilled" "aggressive" "veterans" flying the el gay 7 for the exact same reason half the newbies in the game fly it, so they can run away with impunity when they **** it up. If you guys feel the need to defend your champion, defend away, I don't mind at all.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 16, 2003, 04:36:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by g00b

Check 6 Urchin and Ack Ack, FZ is coming for you!

Am I supposed to be afraid now?

Ack-Ack
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Ripsnort on June 16, 2003, 04:39:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
Nah, I don't feel a bit stupid. I'm not worked up at all, actually. I just find it a bit pathetic what the MA has come to- one of the "skilled" "aggressive" "veterans" flying the el gay 7 for the exact same reason half the newbies in the game fly it, so they can run away with impunity when they **** it up. If you guys feel the need to defend your champion, defend away, I don't mind at all.

Don't get fed up, just do the Dueling ladder. Then you'll know if you're superior to your opponent even if they DO shoot you down in the MA. ;)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Furious on June 16, 2003, 04:48:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
Nah, I don't feel a bit stupid. I'm not worked up at all, actually. I just find it a bit pathetic what the MA has come to- one of the "skilled" "aggressive" "veterans" flying the el gay 7 for the exact same reason half the newbies in the game fly it, so they can run away with impunity when they **** it up. If you guys feel the need to defend your champion, defend away, I don't mind at all.

like i said, you should.

you can pretend not to be worked up, but to start this thread your indignation must have been significant. kbman's running denied you the opportunity to prove your greatness and it made you angry. you can admit it. and once you admit it you will see just how stupid it is.

no denying the entertainment value, though.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Urchin on June 16, 2003, 05:20:04 PM: Well, Furious, I exist only to provide amusement for you and your fellow fat dumb squeakes (yea, thats a "whine" too). You guys never do cease to make me laugh though, with your constant 'sniping' at your betters. Perhaps you are compensating for something?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Furious on June 16, 2003, 05:28:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
Well, Furious, I exist only to provide amusement for you and your fellow fat dumb squeakes (yea, thats a "whine" too). You guys never do cease to make me laugh though, with your constant 'sniping' at your betters. Perhaps you are compensating for something?

You've made my day.

thanks.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Creamo on June 16, 2003, 06:02:30 PM: Yah La7's and junk. :(

Champions and running and veterans and stuff too. It's all amusement, sniping, compensating, making laugh, betters.

Huh?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: killjoy1 on June 16, 2003, 06:45:12 PM: I like Urchine more and more.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Mathman on June 16, 2003, 07:41:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
Well, Furious, I exist only to provide amusement for you and your fellow fat dumb squeakes (yea, thats a "whine" too). You guys never do cease to make me laugh though, with your constant 'sniping' at your betters. Perhaps you are compensating for something?

Well, I think I can speak for the rest of the squad when I say "Thanks for existing!"

Also, could you provide a list of our betters? I seem to forget who they are, and with a list, I will be able to remember who to laugh at. I am sure the rest of the guys would like the list as well.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Mini D on June 16, 2003, 07:47:41 PM: Thankyou Urchin. You've made this a very special thread. Could you please finish it by saying "I could beat any of you in a 1:1 duel".

MiniD
Title: Oh Yeah
Post by: Drunky on June 16, 2003, 08:23:04 PM: I'm Mr. Urchin's attorney and here is my statement.

I could lose to any of you in a 1:1.

There, take that to the bank :p
Title: A Challenge?
Post by: Drunky on June 16, 2003, 08:27:20 PM: Actually I would like to see all of the people talking sh*t to Urchin duel him.

Their plane choice and not all at once, one at a time.. Then perhaps 2 at a time if the result is embarrasing enough.

The results would be interesting, no?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Creamo on June 16, 2003, 08:57:09 PM: I'll duel the retard.

190 Dora's first flight, IL2's the second.

Drunky wears his man sweater if I win.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 16, 2003, 11:16:19 PM: I don't speak for Urchin. I just thought it would be a good suggestion to shut up all of you whinng anti-whiner tards.

Creamo you are a tard. Just remember that I'm a drunk. Nevermind that you lost arguing with a drunk but do remember that tomorrow I will be sober but you will still be tard :p

And the congregation said, "Hallelujah"
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 16, 2003, 11:25:56 PM: Creamo's a Tard!!!!
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 16, 2003, 11:29:14 PM: Creamo's still a Tard!!!!
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 16, 2003, 11:31:07 PM: Wait...let me check...okay, nothings changed. Creamo's a Tard!!!!
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 16, 2003, 11:32:17 PM: Argue with a Drunk. That's smart. Fly against Urchin. I dare you!
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Nash on June 17, 2003, 12:24:19 AM: Aww... woe is me Urchin and his little friend drunky talkin' some serious smack onnacounta gettin' pasted by a (is this still for real?) BnZ... This is cute.

You better watch it tho because you're coming dangerously close to hurting Creamo's feelings... I know I'd be pretty upset.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Slash27 on June 17, 2003, 12:27:59 AM: ~~kb:D~~
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Furious on June 17, 2003, 01:21:49 AM: drunky, are you one of the "betters"?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Frogm4n on June 17, 2003, 01:51:05 AM: kurt tank is my better
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2003, 02:16:26 AM: I'm not talkin any chit... but I'd love to duel Urchin.

No wait...I mean.. umm
Urchin is a big no skill dweeb and I could wax him in any plane, upside down!

Urch, I love the da man.. let's go.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Urchin on June 17, 2003, 06:25:55 AM: You know, I guess I wasn't perfectly clear when I first posted. So I'll spell it out for you kids- I had to ask the guy that got the kill who the sissy in the La7 was... so what might that mean?

I suppose I'll sit here and laugh while you try to figure it out.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Nash on June 17, 2003, 06:42:49 AM: "...so what might that mean?"

Ooooh ooh Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter! I know this one!

It means that you're completely geeked out over the top tweaked about nothing?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Urchin on June 17, 2003, 06:54:31 AM: Close Nash, almost there.

Did they have the short bus where you went to school, or did they just make your parents take you?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: myelo on June 17, 2003, 06:54:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Urchin
... so what might that mean?

You like catfighting more than dogfighting?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Creamo on June 17, 2003, 07:14:59 AM: If this continues, I'm going to snipe a betters.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 17, 2003, 08:51:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Furious
drunky, are you one of the "betters"?

One of the "betters"? Hardly. I'm mediocre at best.

But I am here for attempted drunken juvenile humour :p
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Rude on June 17, 2003, 09:00:30 AM: The MA has become timid...Urchin's bored and tired of not finding good fights as are many that I know of in the game....cut him some slack.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Frodo on June 17, 2003, 10:34:35 AM: OK What did you guys do with Rude???? :D

I remember not too long ago when urchwhine's post would have been whine of the week.And might have made whine of the year :rolleyes:

Frodo
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Raubvogel on June 17, 2003, 04:18:07 PM: I can't believe that no one has posted a picture of the bear sighting at the Con last year yet.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Rude on June 17, 2003, 04:21:33 PM: Sorry Frodo....some of the players complained about my whine of the week and got personal....they feel it was not represented in an unbiased and politically correct manner.

Of course, they are some of the biggests whiners, but hey:)
Title: Kbman!
Post by: hblair on June 17, 2003, 11:26:37 PM: I've pretty much been away from the game for a couple of months now. Reading this thread confirms to me just how retarded being intense about a puter game can make ya. I actually used to think it was very important to have a reputation as a great fighter pilot. I've done shameful stuff on boards defending my honor as a "pile-it". It was shameful, and this thread is shameful too urchin you just can't see it. You need a break bad. :)

Now, time to turn off the PC and go watch some tube. This board has become retarded, especially the FDB's. I hear they're all gay too. Especially SOB and creamo.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: nopoop on June 17, 2003, 11:32:15 PM: Jeez hblair come on back. Great fights, lost them all, but GREAT fights none the less.
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Mini D on June 17, 2003, 11:48:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hblair

(http://www.dbstaines.com/images/hblairgay.gif)
I totally agree whiteboy.

MiniD
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Slash27 on June 18, 2003, 12:11:35 AM: Did they have the short bus where you went to school,...... There were long buses?:D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: osage on June 18, 2003, 04:26:46 AM: Hblair, you come back and I will make you my personal taterboy.

Hurry back now, ya hear?

P.S. What the hell are you doing with that catfish?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: DrDea on June 18, 2003, 05:58:03 AM: This is really sad.Reminds me of the "You wont fly the way I want you to"Stuff. Pay the mans accouint and then tell him how to fly.Maby he doesnt wanna die.Thats his perogitive.Hes footing the bill and if he doesnt want to engage thats ALSO his perogitive. 5 months ago+ I dropped the game because it was plucking my nerves.After rejoining this month I see not much more than people crying about how someone B and Z'd them in a dora and wouldnt turn fight them in there spit 9 or ran to ack so they couldnt kill them,or ran to there fellow countrymen for assistance.Suck it up,get over it and if that pisses you off so much by all means take a break.Its a game.People play it the way that suits them.Deal with it or drop it.No need to call names and act like a spoiled kid who didnt get his way. :rolleyes:
Title: Kbman!
Post by: SOB on June 18, 2003, 08:03:40 PM: C'mere Hblair, I've got somethin' fer ya ... ya secksie squeak ya!

SOB
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Drunky on June 18, 2003, 09:38:06 PM: I would just like make it public knowledge that I hold Creamo in the highest esteem. Baiting him was an attempt at levity. It failed. I evaluate what went wrong and I move forward.

Please expect better humour from me in the future.

Oh yeah...I still dare you :D
Title: Kbman!
Post by: killjoy1 on June 20, 2003, 04:40:22 PM: Is Urchine flying online any more? I can't find him. Also is Ack Ack AKAK online or is it ACKACK online? or should I care?
Title: Kbman!
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 20, 2003, 07:08:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by killjoy1
Is Urchine flying online any more? I can't find him. Also is Ack Ack AKAK online or is it ACKACK online? or should I care?

AKAK is my in-game handle and you're the one that has threatened to hunt me down, so I think you should care. God forbid you hunt down the wrong guy and accidently get shot down by one of the AK guys.

Ack-Ack
479th FG