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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Drunky on June 14, 2003, 12:50:29 PM

Title: Your Momma is So Fat...
Post by: Drunky on June 14, 2003, 12:50:29 PM

...she jumped into the air and got stuck.

...half of her is in the night.

...went to Tibet and ate the Dahli Lama.

...she has twelve elbows and sixteen knees.

...her arse has it's own website.   http://www.myjeansaretight.com

...has nipples like hockey pucks.

Title: Your Momma is So Fat...
Post by: capt. apathy on June 14, 2003, 01:11:05 PM

- she gets her nails done at Earl Scheib.

- your daddy rolled over twice and was still on her.

- a beeper goes off when she backs up.

Title: Your Momma is So Fat...
Post by: Fishu on June 14, 2003, 01:18:05 PM

..her arse lags after her.

- latency related 'yo momma's so fat...'

Title: Your Momma is So Fat...
Post by: OIO on June 14, 2003, 02:14:26 PM

...her blood type's Ragu.