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Title: What kind of man are you?
Post by: hawk220 on June 19, 2003, 01:07:19 AM: Ok.. sound off

Leg man, prettythang man or Breast man?
Title: What kind of man are you?
Post by: Octavius on June 19, 2003, 01:13:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by hawk220
Ok.. sound off

Leg man, prettythang man or Butt man?

arse and butt = same thing :)

I'll go with tits...
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 19, 2003, 01:27:37 AM: 1- Is she skiny? (better anorecic than slightly big)
2- does she has the waist marked? (lacks in most American women, it's straight up from the hip to the base of the shoulder)
3- How does she behave?
4- Where do I sign up?

I don't care about:

- boops
- skin color (althought I noticed instantaneous combustion around asians ... probably because of the skiny part).
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Post by: Pfunk on June 19, 2003, 01:50:59 AM: I guess something like this would do
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Post by: Nash on June 19, 2003, 01:51:06 AM: Quote
- skin color (althought I noticed instantaneous combustion around asians ... probably because of the skiny part).

Yeah, I saw that happen again today. Prolly the 4th or 5th time I've seen it now. A young Asian couple walking down Robson St. and *Ffffffzzsht* the chick is just gone. Being on the West coast; the whole Pac Rim thing we have a lot of Asians, so this is becoming less and less uncommon... It's getting so as the news doesn't even report it anymore. Had to feel for the poor guy... he was out of his mind distrought.
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Post by: Estes on June 19, 2003, 02:05:25 AM: Hafta go with Oct. I'm a tits man myself
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Post by: Maniac on June 19, 2003, 03:18:40 AM: I´m an Tits bellybutton Legg man myself!
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Post by: Saintaw on June 19, 2003, 03:38:24 AM: Does it still move?
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Post by: Tumor on June 19, 2003, 07:05:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
2- does she has the waist marked? (lacks in most American women, it's straight up from the hip to the base of the shoulder)

Frenchy... Am I missing something or do Trees make you horny?
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Post by: eskimo2 on June 19, 2003, 07:42:29 AM: T? A? or L?

Call me strange, but I guess I'm a Vagina man.

eskimo
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Post by: LePaul on June 19, 2003, 08:26:33 AM: LOL

I like slim. Something about being crushed under an Oprah-Wanna-Be sends me to the potty puking

There, am I officially a chauvinist now? :p
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Post by: Saurdaukar on June 19, 2003, 09:25:18 AM: 1.) Boobies rule. You can play with them for hours - contort them into strange shapes, and they always bouce back to the original position.

2.) Ass. You cant go wrong with a perfectly shaped rear end. That little area where the bottom of the buns meets the legs is key. If I cant bounce a quarter on it, shes out of luck, damnit.

3.) Legs. Very important. Im not a soccar fan, so if you played, get your tree trunks away from me Amazon Girl.

4.) Personality. Is she gonna be a Plain Jane Missionary dame? Or is she gonna make me feel like Im 15 again? Loud, obnoxious, violent, and extra points for the ability to scream and insult me in a forgein tongue.
Title: What kind of man are you?
Post by: LePaul on June 19, 2003, 09:32:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
1.) Boobies rule. You can play with them for hours - contort them into strange shapes, and they always bouce back to the original position.

LOL

So in short, if Silly Putty ever made a sex doll, you'd be first in line?

;)
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Post by: JB73 on June 19, 2003, 09:36:29 AM: Legs are #1 for me .. then boobies.

something about a chick with perfect stripper legs in thigh high nylons is soooooo dmn hot :D

for the boobies.. i hate 50¢ pieces if you know what i mean... (last GF was @ least $1's :eek: )
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Post by: Eagler on June 19, 2003, 09:40:16 AM: is she walking towards you or away from ya? :)
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Post by: Arfann on June 19, 2003, 09:55:25 AM: I mos'ly likes em warm and still breathing.
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Post by: Hawklore on June 19, 2003, 10:00:20 AM: Suprisingly Big boobs are a turn off for me...

I like legs and butts..and pony tails...:D :cool:
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Post by: Wanker on June 19, 2003, 10:31:01 AM: The eyes are what gets me first, then the smile. Boobies come in a close third.
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Post by: Modas on June 19, 2003, 11:07:56 AM: anything from 18 to 80. Hair and teeth are optional.... :D :D
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Post by: Octavius on June 19, 2003, 11:15:59 AM: I should really take back my former post. It's gotta be the whole package I guess.

Referring back to JB73... ok, she'd have nice legs, but zero ass?

And Hawklore, I almost crapped myself when I read that :D I read over the "big" part... "boobs are a turn off" eek!

I don't normally publically rate women. Many of my friends I consider very good looking, but they wouldn't qualify as models (I don't like that skinny anorexic bunk anyway). I'm more of a girl next door kinda guy.

[Richard Simmons mode on]
I see their inner beauty first! ;)
[/simmons]

No I'm not gay... although Richard Simmons IS hot :eek:
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Post by: Udie on June 19, 2003, 11:37:15 AM: boobies :D

and that "special spot" :D
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Post by: firbal on June 19, 2003, 11:38:45 AM: Ass. Nothing like seeing tight jeans. :D
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Post by: boxboy28 on June 19, 2003, 11:40:36 AM: Hawklore arent you like 15 no wonder its pony tails!
Pig tails and school girl out fits i think every guy here will agree on!

for me im a Boobie man but prettythanges are close 2nd

im kinda like Modas i like em all just not fat, sloppy, or too nasty.:D
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Post by: funkedup on June 19, 2003, 12:26:33 PM: My anaconda don't want none unless she got buns, hon.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on June 19, 2003, 12:26:36 PM: Why do I get the impression that if we all went out for a beer, Id have a fantastic time with 50% of you, and the worst time of my life with the rest? ;)
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Post by: Wlfgng on June 19, 2003, 12:31:09 PM: lamo.. soo true
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Post by: Octavius on June 19, 2003, 12:42:33 PM: LOL Saur! ... You goin to the con? :)

but

What makes an ass/tit/leg man? Some deep Freudian psychology must be discussed! You bellybutton guys, perhaps your mom had a decent butt? Tit guys, she had a nice rack? Or legs? etc

Of course, this doesn't apply to me!! I'm not Oedipus and I haven't killed my dad yet... hehe
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Post by: Wlfgng on June 19, 2003, 01:02:29 PM: personally, no pre-disposition.

I know her when I see her.

sometimes it's the pretty face,
sometimes the athletic build
sometimes the volutptuous.. etc etc..

I like each for their own great qualities.
but attraction is usually something subliminal and I can't always identify why.. just that I know her when I see her :)
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Post by: Sandman on June 19, 2003, 01:31:28 PM: All I gotta say is... "Yankee is watching."
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Post by: Hawklore on June 19, 2003, 01:41:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Octavius

And Hawklore, I almost crapped myself when I read that :D I read over the "big" part... "boobs are a turn off" eek!

No I'm not gay... although Richard Simmons IS hot :eek:

I'm talking Watermelon sized? Come on! TURN OFF!

Canelope size are ok.. I like boobs;eyes ,ponytails,legs and butts turn me on more then big boobs.
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Post by: boxboy28 on June 19, 2003, 01:45:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Why do I get the impression that if we all went out for a beer, Id have a fantastic time with 50% of you, and the worst time of my life with the rest? ;)

lol so true MAZZ i hope ild be in the good time catagory!
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Post by: MrCoffee on June 19, 2003, 02:17:10 PM: I think whole package is important and not just one part. I want that blonde from Alien Species I saw on TV last night, I want her bad.

:D

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