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Title: So?!
Post by: CurtissP-6EHawk on June 19, 2003, 09:17:23 PM
I guess this is it, I was a bad boy for having fun in an empty arena. Actually there were about 4 logged on maybe a few more. There were no cons when shane came in. I was enjoing myself...well, technicly I never fired a shot at HQ and I only had captured one base alone and another with help, then it droped to 0 cons abd 4 or 6 allies.

So what if I hit the HQ, it comes back up in 30 min. So what if the bases get captured, it can be reset each night for game play. 10 folks logged on can only use one base at a time and who needs dar with that few.

Lets face it, shane gets away with it and also gets the KS turned back on. He wins, not that I expected to but I am surprised.

With that said, I have decided to pull out of AH. Please dont reply saying "I'll be back". I wont

I certainly dont need this crap, and the other players dont need it and many simply suport Shane's abuse. So, if AH wont deal with him, then all you guys are just gonna have to suffer.

Jester, Lowejg and all the 325th Checkertails, I'm soory guys, not for canceling my account but for creating a headache and pushing even jester's buttons.

Its just not worth it guys, the game is just not fun any more.

Hawk Out!
Title: Re: So?!
Post by: Shane on June 19, 2003, 09:25:38 PM
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Originally posted by CurtissP-6EHawk
So what if I hit the HQ, it comes back up in 30 min. So what if the bases get captured, it can be reset each night for game play. 10 folks logged on can only use one base at a time and who needs dar with that few.


no it doesn't...   and why should a CT staffer have to reset it each nite because of lameness like yours?

who needs dar with 10 people on?  that's the time when you need it most.

you could have left gracefully, but, nooooooo, gotta get all dramatic...  :rolleyes:
Title: So?!
Post by: GRUNHERZ on June 19, 2003, 11:26:28 PM
P6E if you like blowing up undefendind buildings so much with no enemies anywhere why dont you just play offline, hell youre guarantted to have endless supply of high cover friendlies in P51s just how you like it....  :rolleyes:

Oh yea I think milkrunning at 3:00AM is stupid, pointless and yes screws everything up when a couple guys reset the CT which literaly destroys the setup changing planesets and forces a CT staffer to reset everything - of course only after he or she can be gotten hold of often aafter hours and hours of lost time.

So yea there is often a very high cost to pointless milkrunning in CT. You rightly appealed to the CT community's decent side in your shane fragging thread yet you contine acting irresponsibly yourself by milkrunning, and are either proud of doing it for kicks or somehow dismissive of the consequences. Consequences, mind you, that are both damaging and perfectly well known to most all CT regulars.

So please can it and go play offline if you wanna "fight" unoppsed at 3:00AM.
Title: So?!
Post by: Slash27 on June 20, 2003, 12:30:09 AM
Later Hawk  <>
Title: So?!
Post by: Xjazz on June 20, 2003, 02:01:18 AM
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Originally posted by Slash27
Later Hawk  <>


Milkrunners salute each others after.. eh.. er... heavy duty milkurun "action"?

OMG
Title: So?!
Post by: Arlo on June 20, 2003, 02:06:23 AM
Yer talkin out yer arse ... but that's ok ... I'm sure it's the only means of communication you know. ;)
Title: Wahhhhh Shane killed me!
Post by: Saintaw on June 20, 2003, 03:11:08 AM
Curtis,

instead of postin repeptitive whines on this board, why don't you just up a fighter and Kill Shane? I mean, you're usualy gloating how "bored" you are facing "clueless opponents", because you are sooo "good".

Don't let the door hit you on your arse on the way out... Ciao!
Title: So?!
Post by: Eagler on June 20, 2003, 07:26:34 AM
there goes a target

wtg shane, chase more away from an almost empty room pls ..

cu pehawk
Title: So?!
Post by: Yeager on June 20, 2003, 08:29:49 AM
Darwinism at work or is this reverse Darwinism?
Title: So?!
Post by: ergRTC on June 20, 2003, 11:28:51 AM
Sorry to see you go hawk.  I agree with eagler.  Hawk never bothered me (except on the boards, and then it was all fun anyway).
Title: So?!
Post by: Jester on June 20, 2003, 11:36:09 AM
Hawk!

Sorry to see you go. We had some good times flying in the 325th.
Title: So?!
Post by: eskimo2 on June 20, 2003, 12:08:30 PM
Well it looks like the biggest, most repetitive, knee-jerk-reactionary thumb finally broke the biggest, brightest, flashingest, reddest, push-me-button!  :)

Bye Hawk, see you back after you realize that quitting is even less fun.

eskimo
Title: So?!
Post by: Shane on June 20, 2003, 12:13:21 PM
lol, no, you slobberdonkeys can't pin this on me. you can try tho'.

hawk gets all cranky when a particular setup has no clearly superior plane that he can fly safely above at 20k, swoop down for easy cherries and run like the flash to safety when he gets in trouble - in these setups he does a lot more gv's and and more than his usual lame stuff.

why else would he be wanting to milk what was basically a defenseless HQ? there were plenty of other non-disruptive ways he could have milked. the rooks were down to like about 4-5 bases along the southern part of the map, he could simply have switched sides and milked any number of bish bases. but, nooooooo...

remember, hawk's one of those guys who went ballistic over getting popped in his chute, and as we know bailing is merely one's way of saying, "i suck enough to deserve to get killed twice."

he's gone all rabid quite a few times over quite a few things.

but like i said, you can *try* to spin this as somehow being my fault.  just indicates much more about yourselves than anything about me. you guys do this periodically.  

why don't you simply step up to the plate and help keep the amount of pure lameness in CT to reasonable levels. you'd be surprised at the results all around.
Title: So?!
Post by: Arlo on June 20, 2003, 12:42:19 PM
Seven paragraphs of defensiveness and Hawk's the only one who's rabid. ;)
Title: So?!
Post by: Shane on June 20, 2003, 12:56:12 PM
you're an amusing squeek toy, arlo... i think i'll keep you around for a while.

;)
Title: So?!
Post by: ergRTC on June 20, 2003, 12:59:50 PM
just amazing, it never stops.
Title: So?!
Post by: Shane on June 20, 2003, 01:04:57 PM
pheromones... the harder i shake my leg, the more that keep going back for it... almost moth-like... :eek:

:rolleyes:
Title: So?!
Post by: ergRTC on June 20, 2003, 01:18:54 PM
Schools out isnt it.





sigh
Title: So?!
Post by: Shane on June 20, 2003, 01:20:27 PM
see.
Title: mouthy types
Post by: Bolt45 on June 20, 2003, 01:34:07 PM
Just curious ..are some of you this "mouthy" in real life to others ?
or just in here where it's...safe ?? no offense meant just wondering ...:cool:


Regards ,
Bolt45
Title: So?!
Post by: Shane on June 20, 2003, 01:50:56 PM
what do you mean, "safe"?

:confused:
Title: So?!
Post by: Nifty on June 20, 2003, 01:58:30 PM
He means would you mouth off in arm's reach of the person you are mouthing off to.  He's insinuating would you be confrontational in a situation where the confrontation could turn physical.

basically would you (general you) run your mouth when it might get you a fist in said mouth.

I think he wants to see Shane and Arlo throw down in real life or something.  ;)
Title: So?!
Post by: ergRTC on June 20, 2003, 02:01:40 PM
Well shane said he was going to be in Maryland this summer.  I guess we could  find out which keiki camp he is gonna be at, and bring him a 'care' package.




sorry just couldnt resist.
Title: So?!
Post by: Shane on June 20, 2003, 02:43:49 PM
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Originally posted by Nifty
He means would you mouth off in arm's reach of the person you are mouthing off to.  He's insinuating would you be confrontational in a situation where the confrontation could turn physical.basically would you (general you) run your mouth when it might get you a fist in said mouth.


why would something get physical? isn't that even more juvenile than bandying words about? what would that prove? if they guy feeling insulted got his own donut handed to him after he threw a punch, wouldn't that somehow validate whatever it was the other said?

otoh, taking what bolt said, aren't those who make threats of physical harm over the internet not also doing in relative safety? would they be talking like that if, say, they knew the other guy was much younger, bigger, faster or even well-armed than themselves?

are we implying somehow that might makes right?

:confused:
Title: here ya go:
Post by: Eagler on June 20, 2003, 03:25:04 PM
(http://ebay3.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_66b6667ffb2297f1919556d86cee276b/i-1.JPG)

:)
Title: So?!
Post by: Nifty on June 20, 2003, 03:52:04 PM
lol, eagler.  ;)

shane,  I don't think bolt himself was making a threat.  I think he's just asking, just a guess here, that if you and Arlo (for example) were face to face would you be getting "all up in each other's faces."

personally, I don't think you'd care because I have this image of you basically laughing the entire time you post in these tit-for-tat threads.   ;)  I don't think you take any of this very seriously, other than wanting a good fight when you are in the game arenas.

anyways, have a good weekend everyone.  :)  I usually check in the CT after Squad Ops, but I gotta get up early tomorrow, so that's not an option tonight.
Title: So?!
Post by: Shane on June 20, 2003, 04:07:24 PM
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Originally posted by Nifty
lol, eagler.  ;)

shane,  I don't think bolt himself was making a threat.  I think he's just asking, just a guess here, that if you and Arlo (for example) were face to face would you be getting "all up in each other's faces."

personally, I don't think you'd care because I have this image of you basically laughing the entire time you post in these tit-for-tat threads.   ;)  I don't think you take any of this very seriously, other than wanting a good fight when you are in the game arenas.

anyways, have a good weekend everyone.  :)  I usually check in the CT after Squad Ops, but I gotta get up early tomorrow, so that's not an option tonight.


oh i know bolt himself wasn't.... there do seem to be quite a few who respond to verbal jousting with, "ooooo, i dare you to say that to my face,"  they're no less safely behind their keyboard than the guy they're threatening is.  :rolleyes:

and arlo is really a nice guy.

as for the rest....  ;)
Title: So?!
Post by: Arlo on June 20, 2003, 05:36:49 PM
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Originally posted by Shane

and arlo is really a nice guy.

as for the rest....  ;)


Am not ... I'm just as mean as you. Only I can't play this game as well. ;)
Title: Rebuttal
Post by: Bolt45 on June 20, 2003, 10:16:14 PM
I just wish people would play this for what it is , an online
flight simulator where people who love WW2 aviation as much
as I do , can come & play & fly their favorite rides , join a squad
get some kills , get humbled once in awhile , and still laugh & have a good time ..why is that so difficult for some ? nope it can't be apparently , people who get so worked up & immersed into a video game , have to make it bad for others , the insults & tirades now are becoming a daily thing in the CT , hell I left MA to escape it . I don't have any aspirations of becoming a top gun , nor care WHO is , want to impress me ? be civil , respectful even if someone says or does something you don't like , I regret that in the past I have been guilty of these things , but no more .
I challenge my fellow CT'ers to do the same ..Your virtual flying skills are meaningless , getting along with other players & making
it enjoyable for everyone is the best trait any man can have ..

That said it's Prozac & Miller time :p
Title: So?!
Post by: kesolei on June 20, 2003, 10:22:03 PM
Hawk. Sorry to see you go, although I guess now there's one less person to shoot me down... dang.

To answer someone's question before, reverse darwinism.

Anyone ever think that maybe if we ignored Shane he'd shut up? He thrives off the replies we give him, turns it into more material to insult.. and we just play into his hands. Rather than let this thread turn into another Shane War, just say bye to Hawk and move on. Someone has to be mature here.
Title: So?!
Post by: tzr on June 20, 2003, 11:24:56 PM
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Originally posted by Xjazz
Milkrunners salute each others after.. eh.. er... heavy duty milkurun "action"?

OMG


ROFL  Slash  milkrunning  Now thats Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey xjazz, Its better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder stupid you are than to open it and prove how stupid you are!!
Title: So?!
Post by: Swager on June 20, 2003, 11:43:22 PM
Blah, blah, blah.....

....and the beat goes on
Title: So?!
Post by: wolf05 on June 21, 2003, 01:35:37 AM
I am 6'4" and weigh 280 lbs. I will go toe to toe with anyone in AH any day of the week. As long as it is to give you a big hug to show the respect I have for each and every one of you as individuals and warriors in a sim.:)

I have teamed up with quite a few of you at various times, and have met some very interesting people, while having great fun along the way. I have also learned quite a bit from several of you, and would like to learn more from others I have not really talked to as of yet.:cool:

Life is too short for me to allow this game, or the few that like to argue get me down. I must admit I did have one run in with a guy, but felt bad after the fact. I extend my hand to everyone, and if it gets spat on or slapped away, I still have the other one to offer them.:D

Yes, the heat of battle can be frustrating, and we are all guilty at one time or another of losing our cool, but that is the human side of us. I look forward with the greatest enthusiasm to meet more of you on a personal level, and pick your brains for tactics and varying styles of air to air combat. I <> you all!;)
Title: Re: Rebuttal
Post by: eskimo2 on June 21, 2003, 05:59:15 AM
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Originally posted by Bolt45
I don't have any aspirations of becoming a top gun , nor care WHO is , want to impress me ? be civil , respectful even if someone says or does something you don't like , I regret that in the past I have been guilty of these things , but no more .
I challenge my fellow CT'ers to do the same ..Your virtual flying skills are meaningless , getting along with other players & making
it enjoyable for everyone is the best trait any man can have ..

That said it's Prozac & Miller time :p


Very well said!

I think most of us lean in this direction.

eskimo
Title: So?!
Post by: eskimo2 on June 21, 2003, 06:01:26 AM
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Originally posted by kesolei

Anyone ever think that maybe if we ignored Shane he'd shut up? He thrives off the replies we give him, turns it into more material to insult.. and we just play into his hands. Rather than let this thread turn into another Shane War, just say bye to Hawk and move on. Someone has to be mature here.


That's EXACTLY what the Shane situation is all about.

eskimo
Title: So?!
Post by: Slash27 on June 21, 2003, 08:27:29 AM
Well  yeah but............    good point:D

Hey TwoDogs, Im  a 6'2" 250lb firefighter. After seeing your pic on the website, I can honestly say you scare the hell outa me:D  <>



ROFL Slash milkrunning Now thats Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya Tzr:D , where you been?
Title: So?!
Post by: ergRTC on June 21, 2003, 08:38:31 AM
no kidding tzr.  Where you been hiding?  The mafia got you now?
Title: So?!
Post by: tzr on June 21, 2003, 09:18:17 AM
Quit job...got new one  been working my arnold off  5am to 8-9pm
try to fly a little but my isp is SOOOO slow  20mn avg. to DL maps...
Title: So?!
Post by: myelo on June 21, 2003, 10:50:34 AM
Outstanding!

Lately we’ve had threads about chute shooting, killing teammates, how various planes are too good, various tactics are reprehensible, quit threads, locked threads and now ….finally…hints about beating somebody up.

I can’t wait until we find out who the martial arts experts are.

I think a round of applause is in order.
Title: So?!
Post by: wolf05 on June 21, 2003, 12:07:51 PM
Well Myelo, I could not resist answering this one. lol

I have already stated that I am 6'4" and 280 lbs.
While in college I was involved in such sports as football, boxing, wrestling, gymnastics, and studied Shorin Ryu Karate for five years ending up a second degree brown belt under the tutilige of
Ed Perkins, A Master seventh degree black belt, and at the time was one of the youngest in the USA.:eek:

I came from the mean streets of San Jose California and have been stabbed, shot at, and beaten and left for dead by various gangs in the old hood. Until I stood up that is.

I am now 52 years young, and if I have learned anything...
It is that when someone gets in your face, especially if the numbers are on their side. Look them directly in the eyes, smile, then turn and walk away from them with a big grin on your face,
knowing in your heart that you just saved someones life.

As destiny plays itself out, you will meet that person again someday, and it will be one on one. When you do, walk up to them and look right into their eyes and you will see fear. As you stand before them, extend your hand and see how fast they take hold of it. Then once again, grin at them... Then take them out and buy them a beer!

There are too many things in life that can get you killed or beaten down brothers and sisters. We now live in a society where respect is demanded and no longer earned,. Where some fools will kill you over a damned parking space. Wow, we have come a long way since the apes... Or Have We.

Like I said before. I respect and salute each and every one of you here, and am always in the market for new friends. As far as enemies go, I do not have any, or if I do... they have not told me about it yet! I will fight you in the skies of the CT, or the battlefields of the MA, but I will not fight any of you on the text editor. But however, I will watch it with great ammusement!

Once again... I salute you all, and will see you in the CT or the MA,
As friends, or friendly foes I hope!:)
Title: So?!
Post by: daddog on June 21, 2003, 02:41:03 PM
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studied Shorin Ryu Karate for five years ending up a second degree brown belt
I know myleo, but it is so fun to be macho. ;)

Great wolf! Studies the arts for about 12 years. Kajukembo, Hwarangdo, Taekwondo, and some soft styles. Did some full contact for a while. Never any good, always ignored the belts until my instructors insisted, but I loved to teach.  Also some Kendo, and European style fencing with foil, epee, and sabre.  Wolf you still in the Bay Area? I am just east of you in the Mts. Ever come up to Twain Harte?
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Title: Well heck..
Post by: Sundiver on June 21, 2003, 03:34:01 PM
Why not. Did eighteen years of Nine Dragon Baguazhang, under Dr. John Painter here in good ole D/FW.
Title: So?!
Post by: Löwe on June 21, 2003, 03:41:35 PM
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Originally posted by wolf05
Well Myelo, I could not resist answering this one. lol

I have already stated that I am 6'4" and 280 lbs.
While in college I was involved in such sports as football, boxing, wrestling, gymnastics, and studied Shorin Ryu Karate for five years ending up a second degree brown belt under the tutilige of
Ed Perkins, A Master seventh degree black belt, and at the time was one of the youngest in the USA.:eek:

I came from the mean streets of San Jose California and have been stabbed, shot at, and beaten and left for dead by various gangs in the old hood. Until I stood up that is.
 


Cripes wish you would have told me all this before I made you squadron latrine officer!!!!!!!:eek:
Title: So?!
Post by: wolf05 on June 21, 2003, 04:39:24 PM
LOL, No problem Kommodore, at least you can eat off of the seats now... But I would'nt want to try it, Bear76, Storch and 2851 were just in there after free beer and chile night at the hoffbraugh. lol

Daddog and Sundiver... It figures brothers, I have never seen anything on the text bar from you other that normal pilot chatter.
I am very impressed with your martial arts backgrounds, and you both show you learned the main lesson very well. You do not have to pound your chest and try to show the world how tough you are. You have the ability to focus and not pay attention to the dime store gunslinger types that want everybody to see what big bad men they are. These are the ones that run their mouths, and when confronted... JUST RUN!!!!
It is a refreshing change to meet very real and grounded individuals as yourselves. <>.

And no Daddog, I moved from the bay area in 1995 and now reside in the mountains of central Montana. I spent 10 years as a football coach and as president of a local youth football organization for the Police Activity League (PAL) of the cities of Milpitas and San Jose. When I finished my tour, I was so burned out on city life, and the crime and indignities that people have to face these days. I packed my gear and left without ever looking back. Much Happier Now For It!!!!
Too bad though, I would have liked to meet you friend.

And as far as the Macho thing goes... never really cared of what people thought of me... (chuckle) And still dont!!!
I am very comfortable with who and what I am, and when I look in the mirror in the morning, I am not ashamed.
That is until the damned thing breaks. lol

Gotta love you CT people... What else is there????????
Title: So?!
Post by: Saintaw on June 22, 2003, 02:34:08 AM
Wolf05, you are making sense, this is forbidden on BBS such as these, please do not confuse us with facts!

Oh and... Daddog,  fess up  you are Jean Claude Van Damme, right  ?! :D
Title: So?!
Post by: myelo on June 22, 2003, 08:25:45 AM
Both my parents died 2 years before I was born. On my own since birth, I learned 98.6 degrees of Ninja Kilaminjaro to defend myself. Because of my powers, which I only used for good, the other kids picked on me.

Finally, one of the PowerPuff girls – Bubbles I think -- blew me up with a thermonuclear device. Because of the multiple surgeries required to re-attach my head, I had to retire from my job as Mike Tyson’s bodyguard. And because of my disfigurement, my marriage to Heather Locklear broke up.

Through it all, I remain optimistic and love everybody. Even Bubbles.
Title: So?!
Post by: daddog on June 22, 2003, 08:56:27 AM
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Both my parents died 2 years before I was born.
Your a clone eh?

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Finally, one of the PowerPuff girls – Bubbles I think -- blew me up with a thermonuclear device.
On our honeymoon my wife and I fought over a brown sugar Pop Tart. She won. Not surprised... she grew up with 4 brothers.
Title: So?!
Post by: ergRTC on June 22, 2003, 09:13:27 AM
i like ninjas.


http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Title: So?!
Post by: Löwe on June 22, 2003, 09:33:22 AM
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Originally posted by myelo
Both my parents died 2 years before I was born. On my own since birth, I learned 98.6 degrees of Ninja Kilaminjaro to defend myself. Because of my powers, which I only used for good, the other kids picked on me.

Finally, one of the PowerPuff girls – Bubbles I think -- blew me up with a thermonuclear device. Because of the multiple surgeries required to re-attach my head, I had to retire from my job as Mike Tyson’s bodyguard. And because of my disfigurement, my marriage to Heather Locklear broke up.

Through it all, I remain optimistic and love everybody. Even Bubbles.


Gonna be laughing about this all week.:D  Well done Myelo!
Title: So?!
Post by: wolf05 on June 22, 2003, 10:39:22 AM
Okay, cats out of the bag and I must confess.
My mother was insemenated by a klingon warlord and to hide the shame, I was raised on the planet Hoth... Cold there!
As I grew older, I became very wise as to the powers of morphing that I had learned from the great one "Ganga Frihole".
I became unstable after I grew my third set of tits, and was sent to live with my father, a cross dressing klingon named Bob.

After spending several years as a fondue pot, I was punished and sent to earth for chewing the nuts off of a wampa that had put the wrong kind of cheese into my orofice. I now am an X45 joystick in the hands of someone named after an Alan Ladd cowboy movie. When will it end?:D
Title: So?!
Post by: Sundiver on June 22, 2003, 12:25:39 PM
*eyes Wolf* You guys don't get out much do ya? Believe me, I know. Voice of experience.
Title: So?!
Post by: wolf05 on June 22, 2003, 01:40:52 PM
No Sundiver, I do not get out much. lol It's a B**CH being wired to a computer all day, but somebody has to do it. lol

Seriously though, have you noticed that the subject of this string is starting to look a little more positive, with a little more humor.
Not as heavy and negative as it was in the beginning.
A few of us have learned more about each other, and no one is calling anybody any type of demeaning or hurtful names now!
(well, most anyhow)

This is what I like to do, and I have fun doing it. I do not dislike too many people these days, as I have learned to accept people for who and what they are, and just hope they accept me for who I am. I DO NOT LET PEOPLE OR SITUATIONS RENT OUT SPACE IN MY HEAD! Life is much too short for that!

I like to joke, laugh, and make people lose their frowns and then smile.
If I am successful at it, it makes my day... If not, well, at least I gave it my best shot. lol

The people here at AH are definately a rare breed, and I can say that the entertainment never stops, either in the air, on the text editor, or in the BB forums. I just keep wondering how the h*ll I got so lucky to find you! Must have really pipped off the
Sky Father or something. I guess that would exlain all of the turning and burning I have been doing lately, as well as the two extra sets of tits. DANG GANG.
Title: So?!
Post by: wolf05 on June 22, 2003, 01:58:43 PM
Back to the real subject... Hawk <>, was good flying with you bud. Hope you change your mind. Hope the CT gets respectable again, and we can all have the fun it was designed to give us!

And Kommodore Lowe, how come the wings you said I earned are made out of plastic? Everybody else has silver ones! Dang!!!
Title: You guys are lame
Post by: Bolt45 on June 22, 2003, 02:05:29 PM
When ah wuz growin up in the trailer park there was this 1 Butch
gal named Bobby Joe Taylor who used to whip my prettythang everday just for the helluvit , one day , after gettin my daily prettythang kickin'
an ol' Redneck named Skeeter hollerd at me & said boy c'mere .
He axed me ifluff'n ah wuz tired of gittin mah prettythang whooped like that
& I said yessir ..well he grinned & said "foller me" we went to his shed that he had added on to his trailer ( he had money you know , meth's popular at the local truck stop ) he smiled & said lemme introduce you to the Redneck ways of Western-Autokundo
he pulled out this 2ft long- prettythang shiny Crescent wrench & commenced to splittin some nearby watermelons with the grace of a ninjer , needless to say , ah was impressed , after hours of hands on combat training , Ah felt ah wuz ready fer my destiny with ol Butch , well wouldn't yew know it , the next day She was waitin by my  mailbox  wantin her daily' kick the scrawny boys prettythang fix ' . We had some words , & the next thang I knew she threw a wide hook , with lightnin reflexes ( meth will do that ) I pulled my wrench out from behind my back & blocked that haymaker from hell , well ol' BJ let out a holler , & thats when I saw & opening ( literally ) I swung that ol wrench upside down & butt stroked her where god left off some important externals ( least we thinks anyways ) her eyes bulged like a frog , grabbed her privy's & left her head wide open , one masterful swing to her 'noggin knocked her nose ring out . she hit the ground knocked out cold , well ol Skeeter had advise me if ah wanna have a reputation as badprettythang in the hood , I needed to make an impression on everybody, so I pulled her  britches down & plugged an M80 firecracker in a certain orafice & lit the fuse , apparently he fergot to tell me to stand back because I got splatterd , ( I had to take my bath in the pond a week early ) to this day people fear me as that wrench swangin' M80 butt pluggin Redneck ninjer from hell & as far as ol BJ , well when the BM urge hits , she better be wearin' a Depends ,or awful close to an Outhouse . :D
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Post by: Tuck on June 22, 2003, 02:26:04 PM
wtf was that?  :eek:
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Post by: kesolei on June 22, 2003, 03:04:15 PM
Eerr... just ignore Bolt.. I think someone forgot to lock his cage again and he got out...

Who's job  was that this week guys?
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Post by: Slash27 on June 22, 2003, 03:47:02 PM
Concho's,  but he's MIA.
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Post by: Saintaw on June 22, 2003, 05:48:27 PM
lol :D
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Post by: wolf05 on June 22, 2003, 07:47:03 PM
Hey Bolt, LOL... I taint herd more gooder words thin that cents ma sister telt ma daddy he was goin tu fast and it were knockin the chewin gum outer mouth. You are been edjukated, as I could easy tell!

Bro Dawgs
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Post by: Swager on June 22, 2003, 08:43:41 PM
Wolf05!!

I studied Shorin Ryu for about 2.5 years under 3rd Degree black belt Bob Celico in Westerly RI.  What a great style.  :)
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Post by: Bolt45 on June 23, 2003, 05:16:53 AM
was just havin with all the fightin knowledge you'ns possess .;)
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Post by: Bolt45 on June 23, 2003, 05:17:35 AM
er fun even
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Post by: wolf05 on June 23, 2003, 10:53:14 AM
Hey Swager, yes indeed it is a very good style. Believe it or not, I took it for the self discipline and mind control, and above all... To get me in shape for football. lol:D

I wanted to go pro so bad while I was in college, that I took every kind of physical sport I could, just to get my body in tune for what was to hopefully come. It paid off in spades. I never played for the Oakland Raiders, or even in the NFL... Which was my aiming point, but was able to play for a few farm teams of the now defunct USFL. :mad:

I played a total of 7 years until I went straight on
with 6'8" 305 lb. Kurt Yonker. He was an offensive tackle and I was a nose tackle. I had the quarterback in a bearhug and was turning him around to let the linebackers get a piece, when to my surprise... Kurt was inbound at full speed to knock me off of my prize. We both went low and ducked our heads at the same time. The top of our helmets met, and I went down. I could not feel my arms or legs for twelve hours, and it was found that I had compressed several discs in my neck and bruised my spinal cord.
I wound up in a philadelphia brace off and on for about an eight year period, not to mention having to deal with some pretty hairy migraine headaches.:(

Needles to say, that ended my quest for any kind of pro career in any sport... So I went into coaching and found that it was just as rewarding as playing.:D
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Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on June 24, 2003, 04:16:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by myelo
Both my parents died 2 years before I was born. On my own since birth, I learned 98.6 degrees of Ninja Kilaminjaro to defend myself. Because of my powers, which I only used for good, the other kids picked on me.

Finally, one of the PowerPuff girls – Bubbles I think -- blew me up with a thermonuclear device. Because of the multiple surgeries required to re-attach my head, I had to retire from my job as Mike Tyson’s bodyguard. And because of my disfigurement, my marriage to Heather Locklear broke up.

Through it all, I remain optimistic and love everybody. Even Bubbles.


Heather was always a bit picky except when it came to rock star trash..