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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Sikboy on June 25, 2003, 10:10:13 AM
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It was a rat!
-Sik
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Not a pedigree Siberian hamster named Basil?
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I bet it was a French rat!
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LOL... duh!
(Did the missus believe the "Squirrel with a skinny tail" story?)
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"Eeez no rat, eez hamster"
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Originally posted by midnight Target
LOL... duh!
(Did the missus believe the "Squirrel with a skinny tail" story?)
dude, that ship sailed when she saw about 5 of the little bastards.
Dude, it's awful. They must be coming out for the warm weather or something, or else they heard I was going to law school, and figured i'd let them stay due to professional courtessy. :confused:
-Sik
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Actually I'm gonna just keep bumping this thread for a while.... I like the title. :D
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Yeah, value can often be determined by rarity :p
-Sik
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Actually I'm gonna just keep bumping this thread for a while.... I like the title. :D
first time for everything, huh MT?
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Go ahead.. get your digs in gentlmen. I am counting on an abundant number of 'headline only' readers to stop by the BBS.
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Yeah, I'll bump once for ya MT. I feel for ya, having seen how you fly!
j/k:D
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Thanks...
(1.333)
:p
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Thanks...
(1.333)
:p
with or without vulches?
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Vulching is an art, not a science.
OTOH, all those chutes I shot don't help my score a lick.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Vulching is an art, not a science.
OTOH, all those chutes I shot don't help my score a lick.
Yeah! Irt's hard to hit those chutes.
Perk the chutes!
:)
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So hows the weather in your part of the country?
;)
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Originally posted by midnight Target
So hows the weather in your part of the country?
;)
Lotso nice rain this past month ro so. Reses are over 80% full now. Got another foot of snow in Rcky Mntn Nat Park ysterday. Water restrictions being lifted.
Feel bad for AZ though!
How ya'll doin out west!
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Well the June-gloom is over, and summer has just begun. Mid-90's here today. Hasn't been over 72 or so for over 2 weeks.
Great thread!
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Great thread!
Yeah, especially since I have no idea what the whole rat things was about to start with!:D
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I'd like to hear the story behind this answer.
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I'd moved to Virginia from Maryland, last summer. I'm very happy were I am now, and didn't care for PG county maryland at all.
Back in March, with the expected arival of my daughter in mind, my wife and I moved to a bigger apartment in the same complex. Everything was cool from March, until MT showed up for a visit.
We were sitting out on my front porch, driniking a beer and grilling chicken, when MT says "dude, I just saw a rat" Now, I've lived in this complex for a year, and I've lived in this apartment for 3 months. So I'm not buying it. I says to MT, I says: It wasn't a rat, it was a squirrel. And MT is all like "Yeah, sure a skinny tailed squirrel" and some I'm all like "dude, it was a SQUIRREL"
But as it turns out, it was a rat. And there is a metric **** ton of them living near my appartment. It's like living on the set of "Ben" or "Willard" **** its giving me the heebbie jeebies just thinkning about all those little bastards.
-Sik
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hey, MT, so what's it like to be right? I haven't ever been right, so I wouldn't know!
(practicing having a wife one day... can't be right with a wife around from what I hear.)
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Originally posted by Sikboy
But as it turns out, it was a rat. And there is a metric **** ton of them living near my appartment. It's like living on the set of "Ben" or "Willard" **** its giving me the heebbie jeebies just thinkning about all those little bastards.
Dude, I know your pain.
I was playing volleyball at the local YMCA one night and had just won the point. As I've got my back turned and am walking to the backline to serve I hear a teammate call out "What the **** is that?" Thinking someone had made an obscene gesture I turn around in time to see a little rodent scurry across the floor and disappear into a hole in the gym floor along the wall where I was heading. Totally freaked me out. For the rest of the night I kept turning around to see if the dirty varmint was trying to sneak up behind me and bite me on the ankle or something.
The hole is still there, but covered with a strip of black plastic so it will blend in with the weather stripping on the wall. Still freaks me out thinking about it.
The horror, the horror.
Then one day I'm stopped at a busy 3-way 6-lane intersection waiting for the light to change. As I'm sitting there, I see a rat run a good 50 yards across the intersection, from a chicken wing place to a KFC on the opposite corner. Totally bugged me out. The wing place closed down a year ago and I only just recently started eating at the KFC again (best biscuits and gravy in town - how could I resist any longer?).
But wait, there's more.
So I'm driving down my street on my way home. As I turn the corner I see a rat run across a utility line strung over the street. I mention it to my wife and she freaks out and wants to know how prevelant these things are. So she does some investigating. Turns out "fruit rats" are common in our part of town because so many people have citrus trees in their yards. There's also a large population of pet cats roaming around. When I bought my house I thought it was unusual for there to be so many cats, but didn't really give it much of a second thought. I just thought a lot of people kept cats as pets because it is a fairly urban area. Now I realize that it all makes sense in a "natural order" sort of way .
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Ho hum... right again.
Actually I majored in Bio Sci in college. Never used it, but it helps in identifying varmints at a distance. My thoughts at the time were that there must be a ****load of the suckers if this one is brave enough to run out into an open area in broad daylight. IIRC there were even some kids playing within a dozen yards or so of the critter.
(Get a few cats Sik)
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Inventory day today.. I hate inventory!
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24 replies, 9 by MT hisself. That's alot of punting!
Even if it is accidental!:rolleyes: :D
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10 :p
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that's a good way to get this thread locked young man!
-Sik
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MT,
Free yourself from Monthly Inventories!!
Come on man, get out of the stone ages!
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oooops...
did I click on this?
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lol...cut it out MT. ;)
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4th down and 15...
;)
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Just for the fun of it......
:D
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Practically never see you in the MA anymore, MT.
Unless we are just not flying at the same times.
Not that I really keep track of those things anyway.
Totally irrelevent I guess, but do ya think CA will default?
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Was in MA last night Steve...
California will default only after they rape my pocketbook for all they can get. Then California will run off to Mexico.
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My hand slipped... I swear!
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Your desire to see "You were right" at all costs indicates you've been married for some time.
MiniD
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You sir may have psychic abilities!
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Not at all. I've been married for a long time too.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
Your desire to see "You were right" at all costs indicates you've been married for some time.
MiniD
Nah, when you been married as long as me, as soon hear "You Were Right", you instantly feel an unstoppable urge to purchase flowers and jewelry because you have obviously hurt some feelings and need to make up for it even if you didn't do anything at all. It's that Y chromsome thing, and how it reacts to them double Xs!
P.S> My wife says to say that she didn't make me type this!
:D
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