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Title: Worst movie ever?....
Post by: Mini D on June 25, 2003, 11:27:51 PM
I know you think you might have seen the worst movie ever... but you are wrong.  I say this with the confidence of someone that has a pension for stupid movies.

Dumb and Dumberer

The king is dead, LONG LIVE THE KING!

MiniD
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Post by: XNachoX on June 25, 2003, 11:35:46 PM
Na...my bet would be the horrible Scifi "Original" works.  Wow...now THOSE are crappy.  Either that or Brainscan...
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Post by: Dune on June 25, 2003, 11:55:00 PM
Reanimator or Return of the Killer Tomatos.
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Post by: Sandman on June 26, 2003, 12:01:15 AM
Battlefield Earth.
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Post by: Mini D on June 26, 2003, 12:30:51 AM
Seen all of those...

You guys aren't even close.

Dumb and Dumberer puts them all to shame.  At the end of every scene, you get the feeling the actors and the crew walked away in shame.

Anyone not giving it it's due credit... just hasn't seen it.

MiniD
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Post by: Animal on June 26, 2003, 12:36:37 AM
Damn... even worse than Kangaroo Jack?!
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Post by: Chairboy on June 26, 2003, 12:36:56 AM
"Wax: or the discovery of television among the bees".

Worst. Movie. Ever.

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0105791

The only reason it doesn't get a -5 on IMDB is that people must be voting ironically for it.  It is truly bad bad bad bad.
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Post by: Mini D on June 26, 2003, 12:38:06 AM
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Originally posted by Animal
Damn... even worse than Kangaroo Jack?!
I haven't seen Kangaroo Jack... but I get the feeling that yes, it is worse.

MiniD
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Post by: Mini D on June 26, 2003, 12:41:24 AM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
"Wax: or the discovery of television among the bees".

Worst. Movie. Ever.

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0105791

The only reason it doesn't get a -5 on IMDB is that people must be voting ironically for it.  It is truly bad bad bad bad.
Same database gave dumb and dumberer a 3.9 to wax's 4.5.  Kangaroo Jack did get a 2.8 animal.

Still gonna have to go with it as worst ever!

MiniD
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Post by: Swoop on June 26, 2003, 12:44:52 AM
Don't know if you heard about / saw it but Jim Carey was a guest on a British chat show a week or so ago, the Jonathon Ross show.  

Dumb and dumberer was mentioned, Ross said he'd heard it sucked to which Carey stood up and celebrated.

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Post by: Frogm4n on June 26, 2003, 02:08:21 AM
ally mcfeal, not enough lesbo action
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Post by: Dowding on June 26, 2003, 03:05:35 AM
I saw bits of that show Swoop. The fawning of Ross over Carrey made me want to puke; he ain't that funny.

Worst film in a serious kind of way was Catch-22... awful casting, awful ham-fisted acting.

Worst film I've seen in recent times would have to be that Father Fingered Freddy crap. Truly awful.

Of course Pearl Harbour ranks up there. As does Titanic. Although the Titanic sinking sequence redeems it somewhat.
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Post by: Mickey1992 on June 26, 2003, 08:34:34 AM
American Pie 2.
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Post by: Mini D on June 26, 2003, 08:52:40 AM
Unless you're saying "Dumb and Dumberer" is the worst movie ever, you are quite simply wrong.

All movies have bad casting to some extent.  Bad acting too.  But at least they have some kind of redeaming value.  Catch-22 had numerous funny moments.  The Holy Grail has numerous bad moments in it.  But at least you can point to them and laugh/ridicule then get on with the movie.

Dumb and Dumberer had zero redeaming value.  Zero.  I am a lesser person for having seen it... and I've never said that about any movie.

MiniD
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Post by: Dowding on June 26, 2003, 09:05:41 AM
Catch-22 murders the funny moments compared to how they are written in the book. It should never have been even attempted with that cast; in particular, Yossarian is played by a 35+ y/old when in the book he's in his early twenties. It was completely unconvincing - as WW2 aviation buffs, you'll know that officers of Yossarian's rank were typically 20 years old.

But I'm biased because I think Catch-22 is one of the best books ever written.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on June 26, 2003, 09:12:15 AM
DO a search for "North" (Bruce Willis)  No way was D+Derer worse than that movie.

I took a bunch of my younger cousins to see its in the early 90's - IIRC, Ebert wrote in the Chicago Tribune that it was the first movie he saw that he couldnt even justify a 1/2 star for.
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Post by: narsus on June 26, 2003, 09:23:25 AM
COOL WORLD

OR

SHOCKER
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Post by: Saurdaukar on June 26, 2003, 09:31:45 AM
SHOCKER WAS AWESOME!!!!  :D

What about "Cool as Ice?"
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Post by: mjolnir on June 26, 2003, 10:05:01 AM
I'm truly ashamed to say I even saw it, but my vote for worst movie ever has to go to Tank Girl.
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Post by: Wlfgng on June 26, 2003, 10:06:52 AM
yor, hunter from the future...

lmao.. saw it (sorta) on MS3K.. my god..
I can hardly believe the 'actors' actually believed themselves... what a waste of film
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Post by: midnight Target on June 26, 2003, 10:23:35 AM
Can't be as bad as "Born Losers"

(http://www.brainsonfilm.com/images/bj12.jpg)

go HERE  (http://www.brainsonfilm.com/losers.html) for more contenders.
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Post by: takeda on June 26, 2003, 10:25:01 AM
Mission Impossible 2 was quite sucky. I'm glad I have not seen any of those mentioned in this thread so far
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Post by: Wlfgng on June 26, 2003, 10:29:21 AM
I dunno MT.. I've seen some real crap movies but this one.. man.. what a joke.   for the first few minutes I really thought it was a tongue-in-cheek kinda joke like SNL would pull or something.. woah

http://www.cs.ubc.ca/spider/boritz/movie/yor

http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/y/yor-hunter-from-future.html

http://www.ohthehumanity.com/review.php3?ID=326

snicker
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Post by: SirLoin on June 26, 2003, 10:43:11 AM
Pearl Habour..
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Post by: Mini D on June 26, 2003, 10:57:43 AM
Saw "Yor" as part of a double header with "Blue Thunder".  Yor was capable of cult status.  I could still find some kind of redeaming value to it.  Its always fun to laugh at cheesy special effects.

"Cool World" was pretty bad too, but once again, you could find a moment in it.

Never saw "North".

"Tank Girl" was not that bad... not even in the running  for worst ever.

You guys are just failing to realize that this is not a subjective matter.  If you don't believe me... watch the movie.  I know you can't believe it is worse than the movies you are listing, but it is.

MiniD
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Post by: midnight Target on June 26, 2003, 11:00:18 AM
The Bottom 100

http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

How many have you seen?
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Post by: -dead- on June 26, 2003, 11:05:57 AM
Lots of contenders so far this year...

Matrix Reloaded was all over the place
The Hulk was truly dreadful
Bruce Almighty ...
The Twins Effect
anything with Vin Diesel in it
Charlie's Angels 2 !?!? Surely the first one was bad enough?
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Post by: Creamo on June 26, 2003, 11:07:48 AM
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Originally posted by Mini D
Seen all of those...

You guys aren't even close.

Dumb and Dumberer puts them all to shame.  At the end of every scene, you get the feeling the actors and the crew walked away in shame.

Anyone not giving it it's due credit... just hasn't seen it.

MiniD


I wont even read the thread past this. I saw the trailer at Matrix2, and vowed never to see the sequel to one of the best movies ever made.

(BTW, I thought Matrix 2 sucked, and my friend said Hulk was WAY better. I will see that now, although just rent it)
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Post by: vorticon on June 26, 2003, 11:08:37 AM
anyone who nominates a non canadian film board movie is quite simply wrong...you dont know crappy till youve seen canadian film board movies...(there animated shorts are good though...)

the worst of all those as far as im concerned is "once in a blue moon"
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Post by: -dead- on June 26, 2003, 11:10:21 AM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
The Bottom 100

http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

How many have you seen?
Hehe Plan 9 from Outer Space is in there - that is so bad it's really pretty good. It always makes me screech with laughter. Gods bless Ed Wood. :D
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Post by: Dune on June 26, 2003, 11:14:33 AM
Need to know about a bad movie?  Even ones that you've never heard of?  The reviews can't be beat.

http://www.badmovies.org/index.html

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CANNIBAL WOMEN IN THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH

Rated PG-13 (There is nudity though.)
Copyright 1988 Gaucamolle Pictures.
Reviewed a long time ago.

 The Characters
 Dr. Margo Hunt - Shannon Tweed! Professor of Feminist Studies.
 Bunny - Every liberated woman's nightmare, but she wants to be a feminist. This girl has more outfits than you can shake a stick at.
 Jim - Bill Maher! Inept guide who once had a one night stand with Margo.
 Dr. Kurtz - Another feminist, author of "Smart Women, Stupid Insensitive Men." Throws herself into a pool of Piranhas in the end.
 Colonel Mattel - Head of the National Security Commission on Avocado Affairs. He has one eye.
 Piranha Women - Savage feminists who believe men should be killed and eaten with guacamolle dip.
 Barracuda Women - Savage feminists who believe men should be killed and eaten with clam dip.

The Plot
Talk about strange and wonderous things! This film is full of camp, not only is southern California transformed into wild avocado jungle but it is inhabited by man eating feminists! Shannon Tweed, whose breasts have starred in numerous films, is a teacher of women's studies! Then of course there is Bunny, this girl is every teenage guy's dream and every feminists nightmare - but she wants to be a progressive woman. There are plenty of little gags here and there, most of them involving Maher and Bunny being boneheads. Dr. Hunt is recruited by the U.S. Government to make liaison with the Pirahna Women and hires Jim as her guide. After encountering vicious hippos, catfish, and Donnahews (men who knit and cook) the explorers discover the Pirahna women are led by a savage ex-feminist and poised to wage war! Bunny nearly joins the cannibals but is unable to complete the initiation rite, which involves her making love to then consuming Jim. Everything works out in the end though, Kurtz is slain, Jim and Bunny marry, and Dr. Hunt returns to her college. A fun film with plenty of women running around in leather loincloths and tops.

 Things I learned from this Movie
 Most of southern California is virgin jungle.
 Girls just want to tear men into strips and eat them with gaucamolle dip.
 An hour and a half of feminine nonsense punctuated with half-nude women is tolerable.
 Bill Maher is the last real man but he looks fairly effeminate in a white neck kerchief.
 There are leopards living wild in California.
 Lost female tribes speak French.
 If given a choice between Bill Maher or Shannon Tweed in their underwear I would pick the latter.
 Bunny has a damn lot of clothes, what is up with this girl?

 Things to Watch For
 3 mins-RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
 4 mins-Pretty pale skin for living in a jungle her whole life.
 14 mins-Now this is a shirt.
 18 mins-That's a pretty small barrel for a .44 Magnum, maybe it's a 44 Magnum divided by 2?
 19 mins-Bunny in one of many outfits, where she keeps them nobody knows.
 38 mins-Mallards in a tropical rain forest?
 46 mins-Just conjuring up cases of beer huh? But why Old Milwaukee? Ugh.
 75 mins-The compound must be right on the international date line, one side is day the other night.
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Post by: aknimitz on June 26, 2003, 11:38:53 AM
Boxing Helena OR Dark City.

Nim
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Post by: Nifty on June 26, 2003, 11:43:07 AM
Guys, given D's reputation for his DVD collection, which includes quite a few, well, awful movies...  if he says "worst movie ever" and "zero redeeming value" then you gotta believe him.
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Post by: LePaul on June 26, 2003, 11:48:53 AM
"Forbidden Planet"

Leslie Neilsen in a "real" role?  Too hard to beleive
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Post by: babek- on June 26, 2003, 11:54:02 AM
Pearl Harbor.

I still cant believe that they used modern US-ships during the attack scenes. Even old-japanese-Godzilla-style-plastic ships would have been better than the modern missile ships of the USN attacked by IJN Zeros/D3A/B5N...
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Post by: Thunder9 on June 26, 2003, 12:27:22 PM
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Originally posted by Mini D
I know you think you might have seen the worst movie ever...



Over the Top[/SIZE]    "Starring" Sylvester Stallone...UGH!
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Post by: Sox62 on June 26, 2003, 12:38:20 PM
Monsignor.
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Post by: RightF00T on June 26, 2003, 01:10:31 PM
Ebert and Roper were on Jay Leno the other night and they said that the attendants wouldn't even let them in the movies on the opening weekend because they guessed the producers thought the movie was so bad.  I'm trying to remember if they were talking about the Justin & Kelly movie or Dumb and Dumbeerere.
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Post by: swoopy on June 26, 2003, 01:13:45 PM
The new Italian job
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Post by: rpm on June 26, 2003, 02:48:22 PM
Chrome and Hot Leather(http://www.motorbiker.org/members/mikewerner/Motorbiker.nsf/0/9c9f51475ccf5a63c1256c60004c1e2f/)


Outlaw Bikers kill a Green Beret's sister. He grabs 3 of his buddies, runs across the street, buys Kawasaki Dirt Bikes and they "blend in" with the Outlaw Harley Bikers and search for the killer.

 Fatal Plot Flaw #1: Bikers did not immediately fall to ground laughing when they ride up on Kawasaki's.

 Fatal Plot Flaw #2: Badprettythang Outlaw Bikers do not wear Yellow Scarf's.
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Post by: Frogm4n on June 26, 2003, 02:58:32 PM
the hulk was better then spiderman.
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Post by: SOB on June 26, 2003, 03:05:52 PM
I still say it doesn't get any worse than Entrapment.  It lures you in with Sean Connery and Ving Raimes and the hope of some Catherine Zeta Jones booby, plus what seems to be a great story about a thief who uses stealth and all kinds of cool gadgets to steal stuff that's under super high security.  And with all that expectation, you go see the movie and feel like you were just the butt of a horrible joke gone wrong.  Then, after vomiting up your expensive popcorn and soda, you vow to never again be drawn into a movie that stars Sean Connery and a young woman, and that you now hate Catherine Zeta Jones so much that you don't even wanna see her nekkid.

Dumb and Dumberer, on the other hand, pretty much spells out that it's going to suck from the get go.  You go in with no expectations, and if you even get a chuckle out of it, you're ahead of the game.  I'll give it a watch though, because I'm a movie masochist, and to see if I'm wrong.


SOB
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Post by: Mickey1992 on June 26, 2003, 03:17:26 PM
Speaking of Sean....his upcoming USD$110 Million project looks like crap too.

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0311429/loegposter.jpg)
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Post by: Holden McGroin on June 26, 2003, 03:20:31 PM
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Originally posted by LePaul
"Forbidden Planet"

Leslie Neilsen in a "real" role?  Too hard to beleive


I saw it on Mystery Science Theater 3000, and it was great!
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Post by: Mini D on June 26, 2003, 03:23:58 PM
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Originally posted by Nifty
Guys, given D's reputation for his DVD collection, which includes quite a few, well, awful movies...  if he says "worst movie ever" and "zero redeeming value" then you gotta believe him.
You are correct, but wait until SOB sees it and all is confirmed.

Forbidden Planet was great.  Can't believe someone listed that.

MiniD
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Post by: Frogm4n on June 26, 2003, 03:48:43 PM
they have no appreciation for the classics, like logans run
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Post by: RightF00T on June 26, 2003, 03:48:57 PM
I wish MST3K would come out with videos :(
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Post by: Vulcan on June 26, 2003, 03:55:05 PM
Zoolander
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Post by: -dead- on June 26, 2003, 04:01:13 PM
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Originally posted by Mickey1992
Speaking of Sean....his upcoming USD$110 Million project looks like crap too.

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0311429/loegposter.jpg)
*Sigh* another perfectly good Alan Moore comic FUBARed by Hollywood.
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Post by: mietla on June 26, 2003, 04:03:33 PM
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Originally posted by Mini D
I know you think you might have seen the worst movie ever... but you are wrong.  I say this with the confidence of someone that has a pension for stupid movies.

Dumb and Dumberer

The king is dead, LONG LIVE THE KING!

MiniD


Did you actually go to see it?
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on June 26, 2003, 04:08:30 PM
"Ice Pirates"

I mean c'mon, ice is an extremely valuable and extremely rare commodity in the entire universe... so how is everyone still alive? Are they drinking dirt?!?!
-SW
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Post by: udet on June 26, 2003, 04:28:47 PM
the one with Chrome and Leather or whatever
anything with Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal!!!!!!!!!
,except for Executive Decision where he dies early anyway.
anything with Woody Allen
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Post by: funkedup on June 26, 2003, 04:53:48 PM
Groundhog Day
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Post by: midnight Target on June 26, 2003, 05:00:15 PM
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Originally posted by funkedup
Groundhog Day


I loved that movie!

"OK, maybe I'm not THE god, but I am A god"
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Post by: Mini D on June 26, 2003, 06:43:38 PM
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Originally posted by mietla
Did you actually go to see it?
I saw the first 60 minutes of it.  It is the very first movie I've ever walked out on... and I saw "C.H.U.D.", "Yor", "Tank Girl" and most other movies listed in this thread in the theater too.

It sucked.  It sucked more than any other movie has ever sucked before.

BTW.. can't believe someone listed "Ice Pirates" and "Groundhog Day".  Worst ever... not just movies you didn't like.

MiniD
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Post by: Vulcan on June 26, 2003, 08:07:08 PM
teh suck!

(http://www.darksyde.co.uk/zoolander.jpg)
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Post by: Ozark on June 26, 2003, 08:10:10 PM
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Originally posted by funkedup
Groundhog Day


:eek:

I love that movie!!
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on June 26, 2003, 08:43:36 PM
Are you serious DJ?! I mean really, Ice Pirates! I thoroughly enjoyed it... when I was nine! <-- I had to spell out my age to emphasise my point!!!

Although I haven't seen Dumb and Dumbererererer, I certainly believe it has some competition with Ice Pirates.
-SW
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Post by: Mini D on June 26, 2003, 08:54:40 PM
If you could even enjoy the movie as a 9 year old... it beats out dumb and dumberer.

I challenge anyone to see this movie and come back with a different oppinion.

MiniD
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Post by: NUKE on June 26, 2003, 08:58:01 PM
I have one lots wont agree with: Apocalypse Now
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Post by: emodin on June 27, 2003, 04:38:17 AM
Two words: Wing Commander

And Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun In Space.  Although the cheese value and the fact that I didn't expect much redemed it in some way.
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Post by: Tumor on June 27, 2003, 04:51:02 AM
There are too many bad movies for a worst.

BUT... my pick for the moment is "WindTalkers".

Lots of room for a good movie there, but it was just too stupidly done.
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Post by: Suave on June 27, 2003, 05:22:10 AM
Yikes. After reading a few reviews of the movie it looks like MiniD is right . The only thing anybody says is good about the movie is The actor that plays Lloyd's imitation of the Lloyd character in the prequel .

Doesn't anybody make original movies anymore ? Ya know, not a remake, or a prequel, or a sequel, or a movie about a cartoon or comic book ? Man how many years has it been since someone made a good movie ?
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Post by: Suave on June 27, 2003, 05:27:03 AM
LOL, Daaayumb .

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Chicago Tribune ½ star/4 … so excruciatingly awful, the word "dumb" could sue for slander. more
 
Detroit Free Press 1 star/4 A dumbed-down version of something that was stupid to begin with … more
 
Entertainment Weekly D+ … an opportunistic ''prequel'' to the 1994 box office hit that's as strained as its title … more
 
Hollywood Reporter N/A … lame, tame and clearly has no reason to exist except to cash in on the good will created by the original. more
 
L.A. Weekly N/A At 82 minutes it feels longer than Lawrence of Arabia — and a lot less funny.
 
New York Times N/A … merely disgusting as it piles up jokes involving various bodily discharges and the unpleasant things that can be done with them. more
 
Reel Views 0 stars/4 There isn't a single amusing moment to be found during the movie's interminable 83 minute running time. more
 
Slant Magazine ½ star/4 … this witless freak show is so toneless it seems to have been put together at random.  
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Post by: SOB on June 27, 2003, 09:54:29 AM
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Originally posted by emodin
And Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun In Space.  Although the cheese value and the fact that I didn't expect much redemed it in some way.


Hey now...this was the funniest of the entire series.  " You have now been condemned to death"  LOL!


SOB
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Post by: Charon on June 27, 2003, 10:41:00 AM
There are three types of bad movies:

1. Cult classics. Different, quirky - appealing to some, bad to others. Rocky Horror, Repo Man, perhaps Tank Girl...

2. B-fest/MST3k bad. - They are bad but unintentionally quite funny. Any Ed Wood movie, Godzilla 2000, Cool as Ice, No Holds Barred, Glitter, Pearl Harbor (only for the history buff, just plain bad otherwise)... For TV you can even add celebrity boxing to the list.

http://www.b-fest.com/

3. Bad. No redeeming qualities. Any Tom Green movie. The Sweetest Thing (ARRGH!) The most recent one that jumps to mind would be Adaptation (if I wanted to watch self-serving, self-important performance art I would go downtown and pay to watch some tool shoot **** all over the audience while he bleeds on stage).

Charon
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Post by: Pongo on June 27, 2003, 03:43:09 PM
Funked your trolling.

"Dumb and Dumberer had zero redeaming value. Zero. I am a lesser person for having seen it... and I've never said that about any movie.
"
LOL


Worst movie I ever saw was "Invasion USA" but I got a BJ during it cause all the other 5 people in the matinee left. So infact I came out a better person.
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Post by: Wlfgng on June 27, 2003, 03:51:28 PM
certainly lighter....:eek:




IN
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Post by: Montezuma on June 27, 2003, 04:44:44 PM
Someone go see Charlie's Angeles 2 and the American Idol Movie and let us know how they were.
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Post by: Replicant on June 27, 2003, 05:49:46 PM
The Cable Guy really sucked!

I loved Groundhog Day & Forbidden Planet!  The latter being a fairly good rendition of Shakespears 'The Tempest'!  Perk Funked! ;)
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Post by: SOB on June 27, 2003, 10:17:55 PM
Speaking of "Planet" movies.  The worst ever animated movie - La Planθte sauvage, AKA: The Fantastic Planet
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Post by: NUKE on June 27, 2003, 10:24:37 PM
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Originally posted by Pongo
Funked your trolling.

"Dumb and Dumberer had zero redeaming value. Zero. I am a lesser person for having seen it... and I've never said that about any movie.
"
LOL


Worst movie I ever saw was "Invasion USA" but I got a BJ during it cause all the other 5 people in the matinee left. So infact I came out a better person.


Who was the lucky guy ?
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Post by: Mini D on June 27, 2003, 10:31:21 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
Who was the lucky guy ?
Lucky?  I sense a bit of jealousy.

MiniD
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Post by: Pongo on June 27, 2003, 10:42:55 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE
Who was the lucky guy ?


that would be me I guess.
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Post by: CptTrips on June 27, 2003, 10:50:20 PM
Krull
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Post by: Frogm4n on June 28, 2003, 01:18:00 AM
only movie ive ever walked out on is new guy. and normally im a very forgiving movie goer. im a movie buff and i typically enjoy even the worst of acting and plots (ala logans run and ice pirates). but this tripe i didnt even give a chance. walked out after the first 20 min.
from what i heard dumb and dumberer is at the same level. so i doubt ill ever watch it.  


dumb and dumber was a great movie as was cable guy and especially zoolander! Its a walk off!
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Post by: funkedup on June 28, 2003, 01:25:38 AM
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Originally posted by Pongo
Funked your trolling.


No, I really thought that movie sucked.  I walked out.  I didn't watch the whole thing, so I can't analyze it.  It just really got on my nerves.  Maybe it was the weed.  :)
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Post by: Pongo on June 28, 2003, 02:08:07 AM
wow.
last time a share a hotel room with you.

thats like "Supercops"
Told my girlfriends sister about it. Her and her husband rented it and couldnt watch it. We couldnt stop laughing..
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Post by: SOB on June 28, 2003, 02:16:40 AM
Ya mean Super Troopers, or are you talking about a different movie?  Super Troopers was hillarious!

"Sorry, when my boys get that syrup in them they get a little antsy in the pantsy"  :D


SOB
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Post by: Pongo on June 28, 2003, 03:34:23 AM
oops supertroopers.
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Post by: Slash27 on June 28, 2003, 05:32:38 AM
Godzilla vs King Kong.  No way could King Kong have beat Godzilla, what a farce. Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo was no gem either.
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Post by: -Concho- on June 28, 2003, 11:12:23 AM
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Originally posted by SOB
Ya mean Super Troopers, or are you talking about a different movie?  Super Troopers was hillarious!

"Sorry, when my boys get that syrup in them they get a little antsy in the pantsy"  :D


SOB


Had a buddy try the "Meow" thing on the road, freaking riot.
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Post by: Chairboy on June 28, 2003, 11:43:59 AM
"Meow Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!"

Super Troopers is a funny movie, it's just not for everyone.  Very clever, though, I hope that team makes more stuff.  When I saw it advertised I had no interest in seeing it, I'm glad my wife and I were too lazy to change channels when it came on, now I want the DVD.

Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
Thorny: That's fine I'd still pull you over.
Farva: Bull Shit! You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.
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Post by: AKIron on June 29, 2003, 02:22:42 AM
I can't even remember the name of the worst movie I ever watched. Was about a mission in space and while they were away the earth was blown up. Every thing about the movie was bad. Only watched the whole thing 'cause I was in shock.

Anyhow, since I can't remember the name of the worst I'll have to mention it's runner-up, Laserblast, anyone remember that one? From the late '70s.
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Post by: Suave on June 29, 2003, 04:12:56 AM
two words: flying pirahnas .
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Post by: Chairboy on June 29, 2003, 12:42:33 PM
Ironically, that one w/ the flying pirhanas was directed by James Cameron.  His first directing job, iirc.
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Post by: DiabloTX on June 30, 2003, 11:32:40 AM
One word, and its a doozy.....Megaforce.
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Post by: Jack55 on June 30, 2003, 07:26:21 PM
Event Horizon

or

Thin Red Line
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Post by: Mini D on June 30, 2003, 07:28:54 PM
No way jack.

I didn't like Thin Red Line at all... but that is several steps above dumb and dumber.

I had a friend see event horizon... said it was pretty stupid but it had its moments.

That's the kicker about dumb and dumberer... it did not have those moments.  Not a single one.  Nothing.

MiniD
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Post by: snafu on June 30, 2003, 07:36:44 PM
Final Approach.

Never heard of it?

Your lucky, I watched it about 20 years ago pissed up and actually watched it again in case it was the drink, It wasn't.

TTFN
snafu
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Post by: RightF00T on June 30, 2003, 10:08:50 PM
Ghost Ship...take a decent plot, add obscure actors and Gabriel Bryse from another stinker(End of Days), put in a few ghosts and a creaky ship, then throw everything down the hole with a crappy plot twist.  I sat there for about 5 mins after the movie thinking "Um, where's the scare factor", half expecting a violent scream to burst out of the credits.  2 F00Ts down.
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Post by: Leslie on June 30, 2003, 10:58:57 PM
"Night of the Lepus", or some such title.  Dozens of giant, blood thirsty rabbits terrorize a small town and eat people.

Gotta be the worst sci-fi movie ever.  It's only saving grace is the absurdity of the theme, which compels viewers to watch it.


Another movie so bad, it's a must see is "Motel Hell."  Farmer Brown and his frumpy missus operate a motel and smoke house.  Out back is a garden with more than veggies planted there.  As the label on the smoked sausage says, "All kinds of critters go into Farmer Brown's fritters."  Suppose this one is what you'd call a cult classic.

While perhaps not the worst, these are examples of movies so bad, they're actually entertaining.



Les
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Post by: SirLoin on July 05, 2003, 01:10:46 PM
It has to be.."The Patriot"..Poor Mel Gibson

What a POS...second only to Pearl Harbour as worst movie....
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Post by: udet on July 05, 2003, 04:15:31 PM
Not Another Teen Movie. Only the opening scene was funny. The end was pathetic. What's the point of spoofing movies that were funnier than the spoof? :p
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Post by: Ack-Ack on July 05, 2003, 04:56:25 PM
Worst movies ever are Ishtar, Battlefield Earth and the entire Mummy series (the ones with Brandon Frasier).


In the Mummy, all they had to do was rig up some portable kitty cannons and they could have wasted that mummy within 5 minutes of running into him but nooooo....


Ack-Ack
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Post by: RightF00T on July 05, 2003, 09:55:23 PM
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Originally posted by udet
Not Another Teen Movie. Only the opening scene was funny. The end was pathetic. What's the point of spoofing movies that were funnier than the spoof? :p


"I'm just the Token Black Guy. I'm supposed to stand there, stay out of the conversation and say things like 'Damn'....'****'....and 'Oh man that is wack!' ".:D
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Post by: Bodhi on July 06, 2003, 12:17:11 AM
I thought the last Schwarzanegger movie, right before T3 was pretty bad, so bad, that I refused to watch the rest and told the wife to take it back... she agreed.
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Post by: Sandman on July 06, 2003, 12:29:01 AM
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Originally posted by RightF00T
Ghost Ship...take a decent plot, add obscure actors and Gabriel Bryse from another stinker(End of Days), put in a few ghosts and a creaky ship, then throw everything down the hole with a crappy plot twist.  I sat there for about 5 mins after the movie thinking "Um, where's the scare factor", half expecting a violent scream to burst out of the credits.  2 F00Ts down.


It's Gabriel Byrne... watch him in one of the best movies ever made... "The Usual Suspects".

Found out something I didn't know today... Byrne was in Excalibur (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0082348). IMDB rules.
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Post by: funkedup on July 06, 2003, 12:40:58 AM
He was also the protagonist in Miller's Crossing, one of the all time greats.
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Post by: Ack-Ack on July 06, 2003, 12:54:14 AM
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
One word, and its a doozy.....Megaforce.



Megaforce is a classic of pure Hollywood movie campiness.


Ack-Ack
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Post by: Sandman on July 06, 2003, 01:01:25 AM
oh yeah... Barry Bostwick was just dreamy... :D
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Post by: rpm on July 06, 2003, 03:26:13 AM
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
only movie ive ever walked out on is new guy. and normally im a very forgiving movie goer. im a movie buff and i typically enjoy even the worst of acting and plots (ala logans run and ice pirates). but this tripe i didnt even give a chance. walked out after the first 20 min.  


Aww Froggy, ya should have given it a chance....The New Guy is hilarious! "Who's the Biatch, NOW?!?" :D
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Post by: udet on July 08, 2003, 02:21:13 PM
Battlefield Earth wasn't a bad movie. I enjoyed most of it. The only part that really didn't make sense was how they taught the horse riding savages to fly Harriers  in a few days using a simulator.
Give them rifles, give them shoulder mounted missiles-anybody can use those with little training. But not VTOL fighter jets.:p
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Post by: Mighty1 on July 08, 2003, 03:47:19 PM
Saw Charlie's Angels 2 this weekend and well......it sucked!

They went from being highly skilled agents to Super women!

After every absurd stunt my wife and I would look at each other and roll our eyes.

And Demi Moore flying?! Puh-leeeze!
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Post by: Mini D on July 08, 2003, 03:50:26 PM
Yes... charlie's angels 2 totally sucked.  Saw it too (actually thought the first one was pretty fun... and they had Lucy Lu in them).  BUT... dumb and dumberer put it to shame.

I do wonder what the hell film makers are thinking these days.  The Matrix effects every 5 minutes seems a routine used to distract from totally crap dialog.  Oh well.

MiniD
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Post by: Frogm4n on July 08, 2003, 04:30:09 PM
what do you expect from a movie made by a bunch of crazy scinos udet?
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Post by: udet on July 08, 2003, 06:46:42 PM
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Originally posted by Frogm4n
what do you expect from a movie made by a bunch of crazy scinos udet?


but I enjoyed the movie, I liked the aliens, very realistic and all. had a lot of nice touches, you could see it was a labor of love.