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Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: funkedup on June 26, 2003, 08:44:26 PM: I'd swear this was an Onion article if it weren't for the URL.
http://www.peta.org/feat/carreotis/index.html
Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: Dune on June 26, 2003, 08:47:46 PM: Stop the slaughter of helpless bean shoots and tofu's everywhere!

Eat more deer!!!
Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: Hawklore on June 26, 2003, 08:55:18 PM: Quote
Fish Are Friends, Not Food

-Crush's accent-

Been watching to much find'n Nemo dude!

by the way its a good movie.
Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: Nash on June 26, 2003, 09:28:46 PM: Yeah, these lifer fishermen types really respond to supermodels. They sorta look up to NYC, you know, the whole fashion thing.

I can see them driving to the docks one by one on the morning that they're confronted by this towering new billboard, tears welling up in their eyes... "My God" they'll say. "What have I done?".
Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: Suave on June 26, 2003, 09:36:48 PM: I've never considred fish to be food, except for other fish .
Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: SOB on June 26, 2003, 10:15:37 PM: I don't like fish. I prefer baby cows and baby sheep. Adult cows also make for a tasty meal, as do adult pigs.

SOB
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Post by: XNachoX on June 26, 2003, 11:25:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
I don't like fish. I prefer baby cows and baby sheep. Adult cows also make for a tasty meal, as do adult pigs.

SOB

and bacon wrapped filet...now we're talkin!
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Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: StSanta on June 28, 2003, 02:10:28 PM: ROFL!

She says 'I never eat anything that has lived'

Eh, she is a dumb model, right? All organic things sorta have lived or are alive - including vegetables, fruits and whatnot.

Aaaaah THAT is how she stays so skinny!
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Post by: DA98 on June 28, 2003, 03:17:33 PM: I've been working at an exotic fish shop for the last month as a temporal job. After observing fish behavior day after day for this period, I came to the conclusion that FISH ARE JUST ANIMATED PROTEINS WAITING TO BE PROCESSED INTO POOP.
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Post by: Fishu on June 28, 2003, 05:12:18 PM: Just like they said.. fishes are sensitive species, so be nice when you have fish(u)s in your 6 :D
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Post by: rpm on June 28, 2003, 05:21:14 PM: But what about the poor defenseless cotton plants that were murdered and the shameless exploitation of the Silk Worm?
Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: Charon on June 28, 2003, 07:12:13 PM: Quote
...cichlids emit mating grunts, and hamlet fish even make orgasmic squeals.

Hey, THAT'S PORN! Give it to me hard you big grouper!

Charon
Title: i BET her parents fed her some hot dog or SOME meat
Post by: JB73 on June 29, 2003, 01:20:09 AM: Quote
Originally posted by StSanta
She says 'I never eat anything that has lived...
I BET her parents fed her SOME hot dog or something as a baby... so she Lying! NEVER trust Liars! they dont tell the truth! :D
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Post by: bigUC on June 29, 2003, 01:33:43 AM: "Supermodel" says it all... One of the questions in the most widely used IQ test is "What does a bug and a flower have in common?" Answer: They are both living organisms. I wonder what she eats? She's skinny, but with a body like hers i think she can find sources of proteine everywhere :D
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Post by: Nash on June 29, 2003, 01:51:07 AM: Make love (http://www.dolphinsex.org/) not filets!
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Post by: SKurj on June 29, 2003, 09:54:20 AM: Carre Otis, at least never used to be a waif, I dunno if thats changed of late...

She was in a Mickey Rourke flick wasn't she? Wild Orchid or something.... (9 1/2 weeks 2 sorta)

SKurj
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Post by: Kirin on June 29, 2003, 10:32:52 AM: I wonder what Funked was looking for on the PETA page in the first place...
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Post by: GrimCO on June 29, 2003, 10:35:17 AM: Did you expect anything different from a bunch of Tree Huggers?
Title: Are these people for real?
Post by: Fatty on June 29, 2003, 11:00:39 AM: That's too funny to even make up.

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I never eat anyone I know personally. I wouldn’t eat a grouper anymore than I’d eat a cocker spaniel. They’re so good-natured, so curious.

Err, I know a few pinfish what would beg to differ. If they weren't eaten alive already, that is.
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Post by: firbal on June 29, 2003, 11:45:29 AM: Hey, I'm doing my part. And I didn't even know I was. I don't like eatting fish. But I'll take a nice juicy steak or chicken wings any day. :D