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Title: Bmw Z3
Post by: funkedup on June 30, 2003, 02:15:09 PM: In order of gayness:
1. BMW Z3
2. Mini Cooper
3. Miata
Title: Bmw Z3
Post by: lazs2 on June 30, 2003, 02:17:14 PM: switch 3 with one and make the boxter number 4

all chick cars.

lazs
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Post by: midnight Target on June 30, 2003, 02:24:16 PM: Whats the towing capacity on that ther Z3?
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Post by: Eagler on June 30, 2003, 02:30:36 PM: switch gay for nerd
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Post by: Raubvogel on June 30, 2003, 02:30:56 PM: Chicks dig my car.
Title: Bmw Z3
Post by: senna on June 30, 2003, 02:40:03 PM: Alan Prost and Niki Lauda both raced mini coopers before they went on to become Formula 1 champions.

Anybody who drives their car 120 mph to work routinely aint gay.

Anybody who hits 150mph otw to work aint gay.

Little blue safe 4WD ricer cars full of groceries with aftermarket parts are teh gay.
Title: Bmw Z3
Post by: funkedup on June 30, 2003, 02:49:17 PM: Real Minis aren't gay, just the new ones like Mini Pee Pee drives. :)
And none of the aforementioned cars can even get a sniff of 150 mph. :)
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Post by: senna on June 30, 2003, 02:50:36 PM: I know you've been taking testosterone pills lately so I forgive you. Dont be talkin about mini coppers like that though.

:D
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Post by: funkedup on June 30, 2003, 02:56:24 PM: Hell I thought those were Viagras!
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Post by: Erlkonig on June 30, 2003, 03:15:02 PM: The Mini Cooper is a bit more nerdy than gay, though it is pretty gay. But I could be satisfied with any ordering of that list. You also forgot to include the New Beetle.
Title: Bmw Z3
Post by: Mini D on June 30, 2003, 03:27:24 PM: Whatever makes up for your obvious sense of car owning inadequacy funkypants.

If I drove a scooby, I'd be trying to get everyone to look the other way too.

BTW... the Beetle comes standard equiped with a flower holder. 'nuf said.

MiniD
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Post by: funkedup on June 30, 2003, 03:38:11 PM: OK you are right, the new Beetle is gayer than the ones on my list.
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Post by: Dowding on June 30, 2003, 03:52:44 PM: I'd say a "drop top Kompressor" Merc (SLK?) is probably the gayest car in the history of humanity. Even male hair-dressors believe them to be too camp.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on June 30, 2003, 03:56:49 PM: Oh man, Hajo's gonna have your head Funked. ;)

Although I dunno if he should even bother getting steamed; homo-car claims coming from a WRX pilot and all...

Say it with me Funked - in that 'gay' Lance Armstrong voice:

"Its what inside that makes the difference..."

Done any "tearing the wind in half" lately?"

:D
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Post by: MrCoffee on June 30, 2003, 04:03:47 PM: The street is no place to be driving fast, if you crash your car you could injure other people as well. Always obey the law and drive within the limits.
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Post by: funkedup on June 30, 2003, 04:22:55 PM: I mostly posted this thread to annoy Suave, be vewwy vewwy quiet.
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Post by: XNachoX on June 30, 2003, 05:59:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
I mostly posted this thread to annoy Suave, be vewwy vewwy quiet.

You are 120% annoying! (:D Suave)
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Post by: funkedup on June 30, 2003, 06:02:05 PM: THX HERR SMILEYFUHRER!
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Post by: XNachoX on June 30, 2003, 06:29:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
THX HERR SMILEYFUHRER!

Sie sind willkommen.
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Post by: Mark Luper on June 30, 2003, 06:30:39 PM: What makes a car gay? The ones you listed in the opening post are all cool cars in my book. I would like to have any one or all three. Does that make me "gay"? Hmmmm... I suppose it would... in the original conotation of the word (meaning "happy") :D.
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 01, 2003, 10:02:52 AM: This is DEFINATELY something you don't want to do in a Z3:
http://www.mazda6forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=82
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Post by: funkedup on July 01, 2003, 11:30:06 AM: OMG, Pwn3d. Good thing he didn't have a passenger, woulda been cleaning up brains off the leather.
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 01, 2003, 11:38:21 AM: Yeah, he was going backward too, you can still see his left over "over steer" in pic 1.
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Post by: funkedup on July 01, 2003, 11:38:56 AM: If only he had AWD!!! :D
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 01, 2003, 11:39:55 AM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
If only he had AWD!!! :D

Yeah, could have added all that extra weight to his car! :rolleyes:
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Post by: nuchpatrick on July 01, 2003, 12:03:17 PM: Funk,

Go play in the back yard with your Scuby Snacks.. :D

I know my Miata will pull close to 145mph on the Dyno. She's pulling 119hp at the rear wheels or around 160hp at the crank.

If you include the drag co. on the car it does @ 130. But the fastest I've been is 110 and thats been on a closed course.

There are a few other Mad Miatas out there that can kiss 150 mark. Not including those Monster Miatas with the Ford 302 motors :eek:
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Post by: nuchpatrick on July 01, 2003, 12:16:24 PM: Rip, thats why I will not put my Miata on the track till I get this installed.

(http://www.bethania-garage.com/images/crash.jpg)
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 01, 2003, 12:40:53 PM: I was just joking. The Z3 has a built in head roll bar for both the driver and passenger. Part of the car, not aftermarket.
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Post by: nuchpatrick on July 01, 2003, 12:48:51 PM: I still wouldn't want to roll a Z3 with stock factory roll bar.. I'd get one of these you get a bit more noodle clearance...

(http://www.bethania-garage.com/z3_3.jpg)
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Post by: funkedup on July 01, 2003, 01:08:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Yeah, could have added all that extra weight to his car! :rolleyes:

Well judging from his driving technique, he could use the extra traction. :)

Of course AWD cars roll too:
http://www.megspace.com/sports/uklad/Vids/WRC_2002_Makkinen_Roll.mpeg
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 01, 2003, 01:17:36 PM: Yeah, I know...was just trying to own ya. :D
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 01, 2003, 01:18:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by nuchpatrick
I still wouldn't want to roll a Z3 with stock factory roll bar.. I'd get one of these you get a bit more noodle clearance...

If I were going to track a Z3, definately would do something more than stock (and it may even be required, depending on your club)
Title: Bmw Z3
Post by: funkedup on July 01, 2003, 01:21:00 PM: Just get a 125 cc shifter kart and use the street car to tow it.
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Post by: nuchpatrick on July 01, 2003, 01:24:32 PM: Karts are kool.. I rented one for an autocross event. Yaa hoo.. is all I say.. But I'd rather drive my Miata then have to buy a complete clothing and head gear. Not to menton the cost of upkeep on the Kart.
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Post by: funkedup on July 01, 2003, 01:27:26 PM: I agree, cars are great for autocross. But for racing, you can't beat karts in bang for the buck. They accelerate/corner/brake way better than any street car, and you can easily get into the sport for less than $5,000. When you roll your street car or another racer plows into the back of it, that $5,000 will seem pretty cheap.