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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Curval on June 30, 2003, 02:20:28 PM
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I'm looking for a nanny for a year-long contract.
Funkedup need not apply. ;)
Seriously.
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My ex-in-laws had an Eau pair from Sweden that made me want to rob banks and give her the money. Of course I never let on, but ..... I used to think her nickname was ... DAM!!.
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This is PRECISELY what I'm looking for.
How does one go about requesting a Swedish hottie?
Hortlund?
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i live in Waterford Michigan but right next door is West Bloowfield i swar to god its EAU PAIR central. I used to bang the nannies allthe time but i do have to say the best one i has was the Swedish nanny! Something about a girl who can umm....lets just say bury her nose in the bush with out gagging.
Swedish nannies rule :D
But the Aussie and Kiwis arent to bad either.
i think i sampled most of em thought!
:cool:
(i used to work in a bar they all hung out in)
Sorry if i get this locked.........but i can not tell a lie!
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Curval, doesn't a sexy nanny violate the first axiom of marriage?
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"
;) or are you saying your wife would be absolutely cool with you having naughty thoughts about the hot, sexy nanny?!?!
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So far my wife has tried a few places but we haven't been successful. I figure if I can find one with good references and who "happens" to be a hottie...well, it will be something to look at.
I've been teasing the wife about it, saying that as she has been tired alot, and sick, from being pregnant our bedroom activity has slowed considerably. If I hand her a few resumes from some Swedish hotties I have found then I have the feeling that two things will happen:
1. Things will pick up rapidly in our bedroom.
2. She will find a nanny for us in a hurry.
It's all about motivation.
;)
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I too say look to Sweden!
We had an Au Pair for my first daughter in my first marraige. Her name was Cammilla. She had no car, but we let her drive one of ours on her days off. She was 18 years old. What a great bargain - we really got our Kroner's worth, and Cammilla was paid well.
Many of these Au Pairs might be slightly illegal as far as residency, so be careful. Best way to contact one is through someone who has one, or advertise.
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Originally posted by Curval
Funkedup need not apply. ;)
LMAO I was just going to reply that I would take the job. You know me too well, Superjizz. :)
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Curval, my sister has some experience in this kind of work, and she looks nothing like me. :)
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One more thing. Be careful about these blonde hotties from Sweden. I got caught in the swimming pool with Cammilla who was very comfortable with her body and her sexuality. She was simply swimming topless, when one of my wife's friends stopped over and looked in the back yard. There was really nothing sexual in it on Cammilla's part, but I had a rough time convincing my wife of that.
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LOL Funked. :)
Hey, if she is interested get her to fire me a resume. Two of my kids will be in school, but if everything goes okay we will have a newborn around December.
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright Gunthr. Nothing going on there. :) The phrase "I got caught in the pool" should read "I was in the pool". ;)
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Originally posted by Curval
This is PRECISELY what I'm looking for.
How does one go about requesting a Swedish hottie?
Hortlund?
I didn't know Hortlund was a Swedish hottie!
:D
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Originally posted by Gunthr
One more thing. Be careful about these blonde hotties from Sweden. I got caught in the swimming pool with Cammilla who was very comfortable with her body and her sexuality. She was simply swimming topless, when one of my wife's friends stopped over and looked in the back yard. There was really nothing sexual in it on Cammilla's part, but I had a rough time convincing my wife of that.
i got a topless nanny story too...
i was visiting my pops in atlanta and went for a swim at the apartment complex he was at (rather upscale gated community pool open 24hrs.) i went at about 1:30 with a friend to take a dip (we were both 19)
along comes up 2 chicks and 2 guys. they obviously had been drinking a bit. the 2 dudes sit in lounge chairs talking and the chicks come over to the pool. while standing next to the edge the procede to strip down to their bra's and white panties. :cool:
in broken english they ask me and my buddy if we mind if they go topless (LMFAO like we had to answer) we say sure and pop goes the tops (among other things). the good looking 1 dives into the pool right above my head :D. (oh yeah .. 1 was real nice looking but the other coulda used about a 30 lb weight loss :eek:
the dudes that came to the pool with them left (seemed a bit peeved) and the chicks stayed @ the pool talking to me and my bud for like 45 min.
nothing happened though :(:(:(:( my bud didnt wanna do the mercy **** with the fat one even though i coulda had the good looking one :mad:
oh well just my story and a regret of my life poured out.
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Ahh, JB73. A bittersweet memory :D
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I've been teasing the wife about it, saying that as she has been tired alot, and sick, from being pregnant our bedroom activity has slowed considerably. If I hand her a few resumes from some Swedish hotties I have found then I have the feeling that two things will happen:
- Curval
It might be better to switch to a different kind of teasing... you might be laying the groundwork for trouble later on!
For instance, I told my wife the other day that if she didn't get more frisky I would trade her in for six (8) years olds... hehe she didn't think that was too funny :p
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never forget the "Ross" experience possibility ... your wife may do well without you :)
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I dunno what kinda friends you have, but sheesh, I wouldn't want a friend who wouldn't fly wingman for me. What's with the world today, people don't check 6 for you when you need it, and your buddies won't feed the dog so you can score the hottie! Crying shame I tell ya! :D
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Exactly Nifty.
I would have flown wingman... Im just imagining those 30 extra lbs in the right places. :D
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Is it required that you have kids or be married to have a hot Swedish Nanny work for you? Do the agencies check?
...cuz I wuz thinkin'... ;)
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you forgot option #3
3. she suspects you're doing wrong even though you aren't, and in a hormone induced rage kills you or cuts off vital organs.
play it very carefully around pregnant women(especially the last 3 months) they are running on pure hormones at that point, no thought at all. if she even 'feels' that something is wrong it will be your fault for making her feel that way.
btw- don't worry about the bedroom thing, it usually picks up to an awsome level the last couple months.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Exactly Nifty.
I would have flown wingman... Im just imagining those 30 extra lbs in the right places. :D
oooohhh to go back in time to 1992 LOL ;) i woulda told the two of em to hit the road like ASAP :D
Ps. you wouldn't BELIEVE the flirting they were doing... i was on the edge of the pool sittin there talking with my bud and she purposely dove into the water basically nekid RIGHT over my head 3X or more :(:(:(:(
REGRET OF MY LIFE LOL
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Was reading a book once ... forget the author, anyway he said that you always remember the women you didn't sleep with better than the ones you did.
I just figured that was because it was a shorter list, but maybe thats just me.. ;)
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Have to agree with mignight target on this one... it seems I have the chase disease.... chase chase chase... bed and forget!
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Shoot, If I can come down to Bermuda, I'll be anything for you Curval :D
even a sexy nanny :p
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Geez......CALL VULCAN and see if his Aunt is in need of a 100k a year nanny job.........she would be an amazing nanny. :p
Thorns
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Curval,
I may be mistaken, but I believe the white slavery trade is much more underground than the AH BBS. You might want to be a bit more discreet and try some other avenues of inquiry.
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Skuzzy, you better lock this thread before i let go some Swedish teen girl storys :D
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Originally posted by Thorns
Geez......CALL VULCAN and see if his Aunt is in need of a 100k a year nanny job.........she would be an amazing nanny. :p
Thorns
I will vouch for Vulcan's relative's hottness. She looks very good topless as well.
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Ummm...$100,000k a year ain't happening no matter how hot she is.
Math...lol, but you need to look at Saudi Arabia etc for white slaves, not Bermuda. We pay for services rendered here.
Octavius, being as we are roomates for the Con, this will give me a chance to evaluate your potential employment. My wife has requested a few "candid" pics. :)
She is "into" the idea of a Swedish nanny btw. Only trouble is in her mind he would be named Lars and should be trained in erotic Swedish massage. The tables have turned. ;)
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Ya im suprized i didnt get this thing locked yesterday i guess ill have to expand on my swedish nanny story then! ...........:D
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In before the lock..... LOL
:D
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"my bud didnt wanna do the mercy **** with the fat one even though i coulda had the good looking one "
there is a profound message in there somewhere.
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Sling URL pls
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Heh...he gave it to me online but then took the pic down after I viewed it.
Fortunately I happened to save it to my hard drive to post it in the squad forum.
Unfortunately, its now buried in the porn folders with the rest of the naked chicks. I could do an extensive search for it, but I dont think I have enough hand lotion to do that. :D
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hmmm... 35 posts long and nobody has presented SOB as an option. What is the world coming to?
MiniD
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Hell, nice weather and decent pay? Throw in room and board and I'm in ... and I've got no problem going topless! When's my interview?
SOB
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I cannot have a nanny that has larger breasts than my wife.
;)
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Originally posted by Curval
I cannot have a nanny that has larger breasts than my wife.
;)
ZING!
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Originally posted by Curval
I cannot have a nanny that has larger breasts than my wife.
;)
In order to help you better, we're going to have to see pictures of your wife's breasts.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Curval
I cannot have a nanny that has larger breasts than my wife.
;)
Just remember this statement when that cute blond swede walks through your door for an interview! :p
SOB
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Originally posted by Mini D
In order to help you better, we're going to have to see pictures of your wife's breasts.MiniD
This would result in a locked thread for sure...that wouldn't be helpful at all.
...and doing so would just be asking for frog to come and make some cruel comments. No thanks.