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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Jackal1 on July 01, 2003, 07:01:28 AM
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OK, so your tooling along on auto while you straighten your goggles and giving the eye to the doughnut dolly pic you have taped in the cockpit when....... on the water at your low 3 O`clock you notice a dot. In you go with a smile on your face to begin the chase. Then you chase..........continue chasing.......chase some more until you happen to notice that the distance of the dot never seems to change. Looking around the room to make sure nobody is watching you casualy wipe the cig ash from the monitor.
How many have done it???? C`mon now, yea I mean you , the one with the ashtray that looks ie it`s gonna blow at any moment.
Oh yea, and what is the best way to remove beer splatter from the screen after someone tellls a joke in mid swig?
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Simple cure, give up the studmuffins, they're bad 4 u anyway. Dont drink so much, and stop doing the other. Did your mom not tell you it makes you blind?
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I've done it Jackal. but fortunately years of experience have taught me to try and wipe the con off my screen, and if it doesn't disappear, then engage. Also helps to keep windex and some paper towels on standby. :)
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Gremlin, this BB is located in the US. "Give up the studmuffins" has a very different meaning in the US.:p
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It's a bastardisation of the word "studmuffingot". studmuffin means cigarette. studmuffingot means what you think it means.
Just cos all these damn yanks are lazy and wont say the "got" part of the word does not mean us Brits need to change how we refer to cigarettes. :p
Oh and Gremlin. What is it with all these numpties telling me I should quit smoking lately?
You, Jenga, Kisters.......I mean, 'kin 'ell fire.
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All you need to know about studmuffingotts (http://www.mrbrainsstudmuffingots.com/).
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Originally posted by Swoop
It's a bastardisation of the word "studmuffingot". studmuffin means cigarette. studmuffingot means what you think it means.
No swoop. i meant it in the US sense:D
Originally posted by Swoop
Oh and Gremlin. What is it with all these numpties telling me I should quit smoking lately?
You, Jenga, Kisters.......I mean, 'kin 'ell fire.
Ya know theres nothin worse than an ex-smoker. Dont worry bud gimme 6 months and ill be back on em, I always do! Kisters is gonna be a quack so thats his job. Jenga's ur other 'alf and naggin is her job. So you see were all just being consummate professionals:D
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Originally posted by Gremlin
No swoop. i meant it in the US sense:D
So did I.
A "studmuffingot" is the full slang term for a homosexual. studmuffin is what Yanks call em cos they're too lazy to say the "got" part.
In Britain we don't call em studmuffins or studmuffingots, we call em....well never mind what we call em. Either way, "studmuffin" is what we call a cigarette (incidentally, for 10 points can anyone tell me why the Cockney slang for a cigarette is an "oiley"? :D).
Sure studmuffingot also has another meaning in Britain.....but I think it's a brand name anyway, Mr Brain's studmuffingots.
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So the reason you happen to auger while I'm chasing you is because of cigarette ashes?
Go figure, I always thought you compressed :)
NwBie
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Originally posted by Swoop
(incidentally, for 10 points can anyone tell me why the Cockney slang for a cigarette is an "oiley"? :D).
Oiley rag = studmuffin.
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Originally posted by Nwbie
So the reason you happen to auger while I'm chasing you is because of cigarette ashes?
Go figure, I always thought you compressed :)
NwBie
Naw bro, that`s from the tears of laughter blinding my vision.:p
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Originally posted by Curval
Gremlin, this BB is located in the US. "Give up the studmuffins" has a very different meaning in the US.:p
Wot u mean in the US it implies giving up the ciggies? :p
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Originally posted by Swoop
So did I.
A "studmuffingot" is the full slang term for a homosexual. studmuffin is what Yanks call em cos they're too lazy to say the "got" part.
In Britain we don't call em studmuffins or studmuffingots, we call em....well never mind what we call em. Either way, "studmuffin" is what we call a cigarette (incidentally, for 10 points can anyone tell me why the Cockney slang for a cigarette is an "oiley"? :D).
Sure studmuffingot also has another meaning in Britain.....but I think it's a brand name anyway, Mr Brain's studmuffingots.
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Answer for what you call homosexuals: poofters
Answer for why it's an oily: because that is the first word in the phrase "oily rag" and rag rhymes with studmuffin.
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Meanwhile..back at the ranch........................ ......
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Originally posted by Swoop
A "studmuffingot" is the full slang term for a homosexual. studmuffin is what Yanks call em cos they're too lazy to say the "got" part.
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and calling a cigarette a studmuffin isnt lazy ?
seems you leave out and totally replace more letters than we do :D
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Isn't "studmuffingot" actually an instrument? Boy would I have been bummed out being assigned to "play the studmuffingot" in an orchestra.
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No but chased a gnat around for a bit. Warpin bastage... ;)
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Originally posted by Swoop
Oh and Gremlin. What is it with all these numpties telling me I should quit smoking lately?
You, Jenga, Kisters.......I mean, 'kin 'ell fire.
You can add me to your list too! Give 'em up! :D (Never smoked). :)
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Originally posted by Flossy
You can add me to your list too! Give 'em up! :D (Never smoked). :)
Awww Floss, you may never have smoked cigs.................but your defintely Smooooooooking. :D