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Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 04, 2003, 08:10:38 PM: and that sucks when im just about gettin in shape :D

everyone wanna pick a fight with me when im having a quiett night out on the nightklubs :mad:

and just cause off my jobb :(

but hell, its still funn

:confused: :rolleyes: :o

gonna fly some and wreck my d25 stats.....enjoy alll

poooof
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: loser on July 04, 2003, 08:25:45 PM: ~~nilsen. 5 hours is just about the perfect amount of time to spend in jail.~~
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 05, 2003, 03:50:46 AM: My big mouth always gets me in trouble :D

My "victim" was nice tho... he decided not make a big deal of it with the police so the 5 hours of free roof over my head is all :cool:

Oh boy was my gf :mad: when i finally got home
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Monk on July 05, 2003, 04:03:26 AM
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Rutilant on July 05, 2003, 04:55:35 AM: But.. did you win? :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Furball on July 05, 2003, 05:37:47 AM: was that enough time to drop the soap?
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 05, 2003, 05:43:53 AM: sorry, there where no time for shower..... i spent the time taking a nap :D

and yes.... i did win, but im afraid he may bill me for a couple of teeth so actually i think i lost :(
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Furball on July 05, 2003, 06:06:14 AM: what was the fight about?
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Rutilant on July 05, 2003, 06:12:46 AM: "You dweeb.." "What you call me?" .. etc..
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 05, 2003, 06:13:47 AM: he looked at me funny and i asked him if he had a problem..... went downhill from there. dont remember much, maybe i will later, hope not
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: GRUNHERZ on July 05, 2003, 06:40:17 AM: Sheeshh and you Euro guys made such a fuss about our evil USA type violence in Iraq when you guys are really foaming at the mouth ill-tempered savages.... ;)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 05, 2003, 08:11:33 AM: i have plenty of aggression :D

usually dont go around hitting folks tho :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Curval on July 05, 2003, 09:12:34 AM: "You dweeb.." "What you call me?" .. etc.. - Rutilant

"he looked at me funny and i asked him if he had a problem..... went downhill from there." - Nilsen10

Good call in principal Rutilant.
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Dowding on July 05, 2003, 10:32:02 AM: No offence, but what has this dubious boasting session got to do with Aces High?
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Rutilant on July 05, 2003, 11:33:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
"You dweeb.." "What you call me?" .. etc.. - Rutilant

"he looked at me funny and i asked him if he had a problem..... went downhill from there." - Nilsen10

Good call in principal Rutilant.

He sets em up, i get a gutterball :)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: zroostr on July 05, 2003, 11:49:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen10
he looked at me funny and i asked him if he had a problem..... went downhill from there. dont remember much, maybe i will later, hope not

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! :D:D:D

Did you even ask if he had a wandering eye? (http://1badjedi.freewebspace.com/New%20Smileez/Ughh%20Tongue/eek7.gif)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 05, 2003, 12:27:26 PM: sorry Sir Dowding, but my eyes got abit crossed last night.....was supposed to go in the O'club

Give me some credit Dowding, first time ive been arrested.... just wanted to share it with the rest of the world cause crime is cool

:rolleyes: :D :p
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: GRUNHERZ on July 05, 2003, 01:06:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dowding
No offence, but what has this dubious boasting session got to do with Aces High?

Admit it, you're just jelous because he got to spend the night in the loving emabrace of some norwegian Bubba while you were all alone at home with your Streisand CDs... :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Dowding on July 05, 2003, 01:13:00 PM: lol The amount of thought that went into that disturbs me... :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Staga on July 05, 2003, 01:28:53 PM: Last time I was talking with cops was when they asked if I had any money. After I answered "more than you both have" they kicked me out from their van and told me to get a taxi and get the fck out from that town... :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: funkedup on July 05, 2003, 03:28:08 PM: This thread gets 4 Creamos on the Boozonics scale. :)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Sox62 on July 05, 2003, 09:51:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Admit it, you're just jelous because he got to spend the night in the loving emabrace of some norwegian Bubba while you were all alone at home with your Streisand CDs... :D

He threw out his New Kids on the Block CD?:confused:
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: tatertot on July 05, 2003, 10:04:01 PM: how much it cost ya too get out???
Title: hotel
Post by: bfreek on July 05, 2003, 10:41:26 PM: try 60 days in Monterrey Realeon jail.....one door in no windows, milk and tortillas 2 times a day.
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: SOB on July 06, 2003, 12:46:54 AM: You should stop drinking.

SOB
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Sandman on July 06, 2003, 01:39:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
You should stop drinking.

SOB

Yes... good advice... Consider cannibis... it's not nearly has harmful to your health and you won't be interested in fighting. :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: SOB on July 06, 2003, 02:57:30 AM: Yeah, but then he might get thrown in jail for possession and some drunk bastard would beat the bejesus out of him for accidentally making eye contact. :D

SOB
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 06, 2003, 03:37:42 AM: tatertot...

we dont have the bail system in norway so it was free :)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: GScholz on July 06, 2003, 03:39:57 AM: Nilsen10 you bad, bad boy. Too much Metallica and beer will do that to you! :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 06, 2003, 04:52:17 AM: lol, you are right gsholz.....better skip metallica :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Bodhi on July 06, 2003, 11:23:42 AM: What a wonderous achievment Nielson, so glad you shared it with us all...

I seem to remember that bragging about pounding on someone went out with the last days of high school....

:rolleyes:
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 06, 2003, 12:12:30 PM: glad you liked it Bodhi, im very proud of it myself.
To bad he wasnt a little nerd that was unable to defend himself. Better find one of those next.... maybe i can impress some girls and get some
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Bodhi on July 06, 2003, 02:12:38 PM: lol, the way you carry on about your stupidity, I should think you prolly will, but be careful, some of us nerds will surprise you dipsh*t muscle heads...

:p
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 06, 2003, 02:18:19 PM: "dipsh*t muscle heads"

thx...

:D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: tatertot on July 06, 2003, 08:25:00 PM: free hell im moving to norway!!!!!!
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Drunky on July 06, 2003, 11:51:51 PM: are we glorifying in violence.?..how un-pc :(
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: zroostr on July 07, 2003, 01:12:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen10
"dipsh*t muscle heads"

thx...

:D

(http://1badjedi.freewebspace.com/New%20Smileez/Big%20Grins/pop.gif)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Eagler on July 07, 2003, 07:25:49 AM: ohh

another tough guy LOL

try again, maybe they'll give you 10hrs :rolleyes:

until you get your temper/head under control, do your neighbors a favor and don't drink
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Ripsnort on July 07, 2003, 07:37:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen10
he looked at me funny and i asked him if he had a problem..... went downhill from there. dont remember much, maybe i will later, hope not

Yeah, what you looking at!? :mad:
(http://www.dork.com/images/wall.gif)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: AWMac on July 07, 2003, 04:26:09 PM: That's one thing about them Norwegen same sex marriages...always fighting. :rolleyes:

:D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2003, 04:45:18 PM: well awmac...

He just couldnt see me for the person i really am. i don't always wanna be the woman in our relationship, sometimes i wanna wear the boxers and he can put on the panties..

Just cause im the most fragile one he feels that he has to protect me or something.. This time i wanted to show him that i can be just as "macho :rolleyes: "

:D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: rshubert on July 07, 2003, 04:55:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drunky
are we glorifying in violence.?..how un-pc :(

Especially in a WWII flight simulation where THOUSANDS "die" each day...

ROFL
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: lasse on July 07, 2003, 05:56:17 PM: Hehe, Welcome out Nilsen10 :)

Today it is exactly 3 weeks since they let me out of jail, then I had been there for 41 Days and 40 Nights!!
That is just long enough to be real happy when you get out, I shure as h**l was :D

Lasse
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: icemaw on July 07, 2003, 06:16:50 PM: So really what did the guy say. Did he call you a BnZing HO shooting LALA driver dweeb. Or did he say aw go fly a Nik!
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Pongo on July 07, 2003, 06:28:04 PM: LOl neilsen..still some vikings left.
One of the times I broke my right hand it was as stupid as that...guy didnt bother me any more though.
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Drunky on July 07, 2003, 08:40:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rshubert
Especially in a WWII flight simulation where THOUSANDS "die" each day...

ROFL

I was being sarcastic. I hope you were also.

I actually advocate violence as a means to solve certain problems.
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: zroostr on July 07, 2003, 08:56:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drunky

I actually advocate violence as a means to solve certain problems.

Like being dateless on saturday night? (http://1badjedi.freewebspace.com/New%20Smileez/Ughh%20Tongue/utututongue5.gif) :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Drunky on July 07, 2003, 10:27:04 PM: Sorry, I'm married.

If I had a date on Saturday then there really would be violence :p
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: zroostr on July 07, 2003, 11:04:47 PM: Hehe. ;)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 12, 2003, 02:47:18 PM: ok, im going clubbing again today but im not listening to metallica now...so i should be ok....in theory :D

My 2 week trial has expiered and my gf is on a regatta with our boat and they are only going to be girls on the boat....so i stayed home.

Wonder why she packed condoms even tho she knew i wasnt going tho :confused: ...... they are prolly gonna blow them up or throw water-condoms i guess

i wish me gl tonight
Title: Boat full of girls... condoms...
Post by: BZip on July 12, 2003, 02:54:37 PM: And you didn't go!!??

cough......fool....cough :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 12, 2003, 03:02:26 PM: :confused:
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Tumor on July 12, 2003, 06:17:47 PM: This thread has confirmed my suspicion that have been "internet-socializing" with a bunch of lunatics. :eek:
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Vulcan on July 12, 2003, 06:22:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen10
ok, im going clubbing again today but im not listening to metallica now...so i should be ok....in theory :D

My 2 week trial has expiered and my gf is on a regatta with our boat and they are only going to be girls on the boat....so i stayed home.

Wonder why she packed condoms even tho she knew i wasnt going tho :confused: ...... they are prolly gonna blow them up or throw water-condoms i guess

i wish me gl tonight

The girls are probably expecting to be boarded by some USN Types looking for 'illegal' weapons.
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: medicboy on July 15, 2003, 12:15:21 PM: :confused: :confused:

My 2 week trial has expiered and my gf is on a regatta with our boat and they are only going to be girls on the boat....so i stayed home.

posted by Nielson 10
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Ummm, any one else see a problem with this? Lets see, go out with a boat load of girls, or go get in a fight and go to jail. Tell me did you have a "life changing experience" while you were in jail????

:p

BTW, never been to jail as an inmate, but spent 2 months with one of those little bracelets around my ankle.... Had to do with a guy I didn't like, his Volkswagon Squareback, long island Ice tea, and a crow bar....
Title: whoopin nilsen 10
Post by: classy man on July 15, 2003, 01:05:02 PM: you better be lucky i wasnt there mr nilsen10. down here in these parts we don't put up with that kind of bull-loney. i do believe i'd haf had to have knocked the ****** out of you. and maybe when you picked your namby pamby euro keester off the floor i'd have used your head as a mop. clean across the floor. yes sir, you'd have been owned by yourses truly. so please enough with the mr. tough guy stuff before i have to book a flite over yonder and do bidness. :mad:
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 15, 2003, 01:08:13 PM: what hotel shal i book you at when you get here mr classy? :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: rshubert on July 15, 2003, 01:15:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drunky
I was being sarcastic. I hope you were also.

I actually advocate violence as a means to solve certain problems.

Yeah, man, I was. And I would be violent to defend my wife or my life. But ingeneral I am a peaceful type guy.
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 15, 2003, 01:22:14 PM: Yup Tumor, you have found the right place...welcome home :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: 2stony on July 15, 2003, 03:23:54 PM: Five hours? Is that all?

:confused:
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 15, 2003, 03:38:06 PM: all i needed to get semi-sober i guess... when i was awake enough to sign some papers they drove me home :D
Title: Re: whoopin nilsen 10
Post by: Staga on July 15, 2003, 05:11:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by classy man
you better be lucky i wasnt there mr nilsen10. down here in these parts we don't put up with that kind of bull-loney. i do believe i'd haf had to have knocked the ****** out of you. and maybe when you picked your namby pamby euro keester off the floor i'd have used your head as a mop. clean across the floor. yes sir, you'd have been owned by yourses truly. so please enough with the mr. tough guy stuff before i have to book a flite over yonder and do bidness. :mad:

Guess you have to sell your BMW, buy a ticket to Norway and begun work on those oil rigs. I heard they're in need of brave, strong rednecks :)
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 15, 2003, 05:30:29 PM: hehe Staga :)

Roughnecks / rednecks .... who cares :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Staga on July 15, 2003, 05:47:06 PM: Classy Man in action (http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=135145#post135145)

Another one (http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11922&highlight=classy+man) :D
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 15, 2003, 05:49:43 PM: ROFL :D

quoting classy man:

"oh i suppose i'm supposed to know all about the vawlunteers huh? well maybe i didn't make it to colloege, did you ever reckon that? use your brain mr. holier than thoug."
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Maniac on July 16, 2003, 05:16:36 AM: Quote
Wonder why she packed condoms even tho she knew i wasnt going tho ...... they are prolly gonna blow them up or throw water-condoms i guess

This was an joke right??? :confused:
Title: just spent 5hours in jail
Post by: Nilsen on July 16, 2003, 05:33:34 AM: :D