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Title: South Park
Post by: Estes on July 06, 2003, 10:26:54 PM

Anyone see that episode where Chef gets sued for copying music or something, and Johnnie Cockrahn (sp?) and his chewbacca defense? :D  

"Why Am I talking about Chewbacca? I dunno, this doesn't make sense!"

lol :)

Title: South Park
Post by: Chairboy on July 06, 2003, 10:31:22 PM

Johnny Cochrane: Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury, Chef's attorney
would certainly want you to believe his client wrote Stinky Britches ten
years ago, and they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But
Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury, I have one final thing I want you
to consider.

[Walks up to a chart stand]

Johnny Cochrane: Ladies and Gentlemen, (Pulls down picture of Chewbacca)
this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wooky from the planet Kishic, but
Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make
sense.

Gerald (Whispering): Dammit.

Chef (Whispering): What?

Gerald (Whispering): He's using the Chewbacca defense.

Johnny Cochrane: Why would a Wooky, an eight-foot-tall Wooky, want to live
on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But
more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this
case.

[Jury stares in silence]

Johnny Cochrane: Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with
this case.

[Gerald sinks back and covers his eyes]

Johnny Cochrane: It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending
a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make
sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes
sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room
deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make
sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests.

Title: South Park
Post by: Estes on July 06, 2003, 10:33:50 PM

That's it! :)  Thanks Chairboy.

EDIT: Don't forget the monkey part, "Look at the monkey, look at this silly monkey!"

Title: South Park
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 06, 2003, 11:47:21 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Chairboy
planet Kishic

Ahem... thats spelled Kashyyyk.

Yes.  Im a nerd.

Title: South Park
Post by: RightF00T on July 07, 2003, 12:16:25 AM

Don't worry Saurdaukar I noticed it too. :(

Title: South Park
Post by: Estes on July 07, 2003, 12:20:37 AM

Here it is in mp3 format
Chewbacca Defense (http://www.tensec240.com/South Park -Chewbacca Defense.mp3)

Title: South Park
Post by: Tarmac on July 07, 2003, 01:36:33 AM

I noticed too... and it's spelled Wookiee.   ;)

Title: South Park
Post by: Chairboy on July 07, 2003, 10:10:57 AM

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going hooome.

:D

Title: South Park
Post by: midnight Target on July 07, 2003, 10:13:28 AM

Don't the jurors heads explode?

Title: South Park
Post by: Sox62 on July 07, 2003, 11:08:27 AM

Watched it also...classic.

I'm about halfway through my season one dvd.

Title: South Park
Post by: BGBMAW on July 07, 2003, 06:51:22 PM

lolo aww the internet..

think my favorite episode is..
Taco Flavored kisses..

When Cartmans hand Takes over J Lo's job...lmfao....god it wwas funny

Title: South Park
Post by: SOB on July 07, 2003, 10:14:08 PM

"tacostacos, burrrritos burrritos!  Taco flavored keeeseees!  I loove you Ben!"  LOL  :D


SOB

Title: South Park
Post by: DiabloTX on July 08, 2003, 09:14:57 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Ahem... thats spelled Kashyyyk.

Yes.  Im a nerd.

And I thought is was spelled Luca$.