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Title: NFL Rush
Post by: crowMAW on July 14, 2003, 03:16:02 PM
So the question is:  Will Rush be funnier than Dennis?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030714/tv_nm/television_limbaugh_dc_4

Post your predicted Rush NFL quotes below... :D
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: gofaster on July 14, 2003, 03:26:52 PM
It just goes to show that Rush is never short of an opinion.

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He also will weigh in three times during each show with a "Rush challenge," offering a counterpoint to commentary from the program's three regular analysts -- former NFL players Steve Young, Michael Irvin, and Tom Jackson.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: funkedup on July 14, 2003, 04:28:35 PM
Too bad Tricky Dick isn't around, he would be perfect for this job.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Arfann on July 14, 2003, 04:35:05 PM
The master of Vitriolic Vituperation (VV) should put on a show well worth missing.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Frogm4n on July 14, 2003, 04:35:48 PM
"ooo and the eagles choke again. this is obviously due to the liberal media and clinton getting a bj."
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2003, 12:27:27 PM
2etrtrte
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Ripsnort on July 16, 2003, 12:37:25 PM
Ahhh, the man the Liberals love to hate...excellent choice!  He knows the game better than the avg. joe, and can call some pretty complicated defenses when asked to.

They just need Ann Coulter as an "on the field" reporter and the circle will be complete! ":D
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Yeager on July 16, 2003, 12:54:23 PM
Rush Limbaugh is my idiot detector.  When someone tries to bash Limbaugh I know Ive found another idiot.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Ripsnort on July 16, 2003, 01:14:09 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
Rush Limbaugh is my idiot detector.  When someone tries to bash Limbaugh I know Ive found another idiot.


hehehehe!
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Arfann on July 16, 2003, 01:14:31 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Ahhh, the man the Liberals love to hate...excellent choice!  He knows the game better than the avg. joe, and can call some pretty complicated defenses when asked to.

They just need Ann Coulter as an "on the field" reporter and the circle will be complete! ":D


Naw, man, libs love Rush. They pay him big bucks just to jump in there and make righties look bad! If he would go back to his roots (he was a sports announcer years ago) he might do okey, but he's too bought in to the 'bad boy righty' image now. It'll be almost as bad as Dennis Miller on MNFB.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Ripsnort on July 16, 2003, 03:04:31 PM
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Originally posted by Arfann
Naw, man, libs love Rush. They pay him big bucks just to jump in there and make righties look bad! If he would go back to his roots (he was a sports announcer years ago) he might do okey, but he's too bought in to the 'bad boy righty' image now. It'll be almost as bad as Dennis Miller on MNFB.


Don't look now, Arf, but we have a Republican House, Senate and Presidency...yeah..Rush was bad for the party ;)
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Mighty1 on July 16, 2003, 03:20:29 PM
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Rush Limbaugh is my idiot detector. When someone tries to bash Limbaugh I know Ive found another idiot.


Mine is when ANYONE says he/she is a Democrat!
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Arfann on July 16, 2003, 03:24:34 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
Rush Limbaugh is my idiot detector.  When someone tries to bash Limbaugh I know Ive found another idiot.


Better return if for a refund. It's working in reverse.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Arfann on July 16, 2003, 03:26:42 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Don't look now, Arf, but we have a Republican House, Senate and Presidency...yeah..Rush was bad for the party ;)


Yep, and now they all shooting themselves in the ***. I sincerely hope it doesn't swing too far the other way now. Somewhere in the middle (with Dubya out on his arse) will do just fine.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Ripsnort on July 16, 2003, 04:16:38 PM
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Originally posted by Arfann
Yep, and now they all shooting themselves in the ***. I sincerely hope it doesn't swing too far the other way now. Somewhere in the middle (with Dubya out on his arse) will do just fine.


About the only ones shooting themselves in the foot are the CIA and Azzcrap, er Ashcroft.  Nov. 2004 might find you crying in your beer, Arf...but then again, maybe not! ;)
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Frogm4n on July 16, 2003, 04:21:18 PM
the only people that pay attention or even listen to rush are the hardcore conservitives that make up 35 percent of the republican party.

Liberals really just dont give a damn what he has to say.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: midnight Target on July 16, 2003, 05:20:02 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
About the only ones shooting themselves in the foot are the CIA and Azzcrap, er Ashcroft.  Nov. 2004 might find you crying in your beer, Arf...but then again, maybe not! ;)


Rip makes another daring prediction.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: SirLoin on July 16, 2003, 05:23:32 PM
Too bad "Arnie" didn't get the job...Would have been entertaining to hear.......

"He wazn't juzt sacked..He waz TERMINATED!..(Yak Yak!!!)"
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Arfann on July 16, 2003, 05:23:57 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
About the only ones shooting themselves in the foot are the CIA and Azzcrap, er Ashcroft.  Nov. 2004 might find you crying in your beer, Arf...but then again, maybe not! ;)


Never waste good beer with salty tears. Sooner or later they all gonna get tired of "taking one for the chief" and turn on his lyin' arse. Even the moron partisan public may figure him out in time. If not, there's always 2008, if he hasn't blown up the world by then.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: midnight Target on July 16, 2003, 05:58:37 PM
How will Rush lie about football?

The nature of sport will seriously cut into his available falsified material.

This is interesting....
Limbaugh: A Color Man Who Has A Problem With Color?  (http://www.fair.org/articles/limbaugh-color.html)

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As a young broadcaster in the 1970s, Limbaugh once told a black caller: "Take that bone out of your nose and call me back." A decade ago, after becoming nationally syndicated, he mused on the air: "Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"

In 1992, on his now-defunct TV show, Limbaugh expressed his ire when Spike Lee urged that black schoolchildren get off from school to see his film Malcolm X: "Spike, if you're going to do that, let's complete the education experience. You should tell them that they should loot the theater, and then blow it up on their way out."

In a similar vein, here is Limbaugh's mocking take on the NAACP, a group with a ninety-year commitment to nonviolence: "The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."

When Carol Moseley-Braun (D-IL) was in the U.S. Senate, the first black woman ever elected to that body, Limbaugh would play the "Movin' On Up" theme song from TV's "Jeffersons" when he mentioned her. Limbaugh sometimes still uses mock dialect -- substituting "ax" for "ask"-- when discussing black leaders.

Such quotes and antics -- many compiled by Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting (FAIR) for our 1995 book -- offer a whiff of Limbaugh's racial sensibility. So does his claim that racism in America "is fueled primarily by the rantings and ravings" of people like Jesse Jackson. Or his ugly reference two years ago to the father of Madonna's first child, a Latino, as "a gang-member type guy" -- an individual with no gang background.

In 1994, Limbaugh mocked St. Louis for building a rail line to East St. Louis "where nobody goes." East St. Louis is home to roughly 40,000 residents -- 98 percent of whom are African-Americans. One of its 40,000 "nobodies" is star NFL linebacker Bryan Cox.

Once, in response to a caller arguing that black people need to be heard, Limbaugh responded: "They are 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?" That's not an unusual response for a talk radio host playing to an audience of "angry white males." It may not play so well among National Football League players, 70 percent of whom are African American.
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: Ripsnort on July 16, 2003, 07:33:08 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Rip makes another daring prediction.


Only fools make presidential predictions 1.5 years out.  Whats yours? :D
Title: NFL Rush
Post by: midnight Target on July 17, 2003, 11:35:43 AM
I predict that a white male will win the presidency. I predict that that this person will come from 1 of only 2 of the many political parties in this country.

I predict that winner will be at least 6' tall, be married and have children. He will belong to a christian sect. He will have something to hide in his past, and he will have a mole somewhere on his body.