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Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Nash on May 12, 2001, 05:14:00 AM
... doughnut.

Newbies take heart in that no matter how poorly you may be doing, there is someone out there with serious time under his belt yet he flies like a total GIRL.

Animal you are like a little clown... A rodeo clown. Hahaha and everything but yer still a clown.

I laugh... hell.. we *all* laugh when we see ya up there fumblin' about. Ya oughtta hear our country channel:

CHECK SIX:

"LOL dumb 6 calls it's only Animal...OOOh I'm so scared. So... Who wants it?"

"Nah man, too easy... you take him".

"Me? No way. I got tears in my eyes just looking at his mess, I can't see straight... you take him."

"Unh-uh... no way... It's too funn... oops lookit! There he goes!"

"Yep... Like clockwork."

"Ouch, mad stall... mad spin... think he'll recover?'"

"Feh.... it's Animal fer chrissakes. He does this every time."

"Yup... maybe this time he'll bail."

"Rare... but it's cool if he does cuz when ya nail him in his chute he cries out like the pansy he is."

But in all seriousness....

From the bottom of my heart... Animal...

Thank you for making Aces High a richer and more rewarding experience. It's fun to laugh at yer ineptitude.


Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Fishu on May 12, 2001, 06:28:00 AM
Hmm..  along with couple other threads, I would suggest a lock before corrupting the community more with these flame wars...
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: StSanta on May 12, 2001, 07:34:00 AM
Heh, my dogfights against him have been the exact opposite - fierce knife fighting.

Animal is a cool d00d. Or rather, he has a cute gf. And I want to meet her. So I must say he's cool. He'll realize he ain't when she leaves him for me.

Animal, I'll give you a possible way of getting even; Loose Deuce  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Staffelkapitän 9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you return from a mission with a victory, but without your Rottenflieger, you have lost your battle."
- D. Hrabak, JG 54 "Grünherz"
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Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: funked on May 12, 2001, 08:38:00 AM
Animal has freakishly small genitals.
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Pollock on May 12, 2001, 08:54:00 AM
I think this kind of jousting is friggin hilarious.
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: skernsk on May 12, 2001, 09:54:00 AM
Heh..at least you don't have to hear him on RW  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

As for his flying.....he can fly circles around me when he feels like it.

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Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Kieran on May 12, 2001, 10:13:00 AM
I was on during the verbal sparring.... I thought to myself "What's up with this stuff?!" It didn't look friendly, but you never know with these guys. Better to let Nash and Animal work this one out alone.
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Exile on May 12, 2001, 10:16:00 AM
Nash: 2

Animal: 0


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Tard Extraordinaire
SIMLADDER.COM (http://aceshigh.simladder.com/)
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: SOB on May 12, 2001, 12:46:00 PM
Nash, you're a fairy, and what's worse is you're Canadian!  That makes you like Skernsk, how sad.

Animal.  What Nash said, and definitely what Funked said.

You're both a couple of pansies and I'd shoot either or both of you down any day with one eye closed and both hands tied behind my back.  That is, if I didn't feel sorry for you and let you shoot me down repeatedly.


SOB
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Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: MrLars on May 12, 2001, 01:19:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Kieran:
I was on during the verbal sparring.... I thought to myself "What's up with this stuff?!" It didn't look friendly, but you never know with these guys. Better to let Nash and Animal work this one out alone.

I wish they would keep it to themselves...The words "You're my Cum Bucket" were out of bounds for the MA IMO...kidding or not!



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***MOL***
Men Of Leisure
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: danish on May 12, 2001, 01:28:00 PM
So its a troll I guess.Was about to join Santa on this one.

Somehow I like lazs's trolls better.

danish
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: paintmaw on May 12, 2001, 01:45:00 PM
LOL ,, Cum Bucket  ,, LOL  thats good
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Citabria on May 12, 2001, 01:52:00 PM
Animal's girlfriend is hot
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Animal on May 12, 2001, 02:07:00 PM
Download This funny film (http://home.coqui.net/dimitri/Nashsucks.ahf)


Nash, you fool.
DONT PLAY WITH FIRE!
Last night you were hiding behind your wingmen (wich I kept killing one by one) until I was missing elevators and other stupid parts, and THEN, when I was leaking engine oil, did you come down from your perch to backstab me, you turdfondler.

If you want to act like the idiots in my squad, then do so, but even they know that in all their talking I still kick their asses.

Ask Fatty and Spermsk the time I went Knit and kept KILLING and KILLING them time and time again, even on a 202.

Or ask them about our little squad ladder, wich was mysteriously "cancelled" after I beat Fatty with no loses.

Nash,
 
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Newbies take heart in that no matter how poorly you may be doing, there is someone out there with serious time under his belt yet he flies like a total GIRL.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF BUDDY. Why dont someone go ahead and download the film I posted above?

Nash, I know where you live. Someday I will take a trip to Canada, and after I beat Skernsk with a crowbar, you are next.

Inept moron.
Oh but dont worry. I have friends in high places. I could get you vulched and gangbanged with a few phone calls. And dont try to ALT-F4 when one of my cronies knocks your door.

Animal[/i]

P.s: when you coming to pr? I got the proto pipe (http://www.smartdrugstore.com/protopipe.html) waiting.
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Creamo on May 12, 2001, 02:12:00 PM

Animal may be a child, didn't do well in school, has very poor english, (so much they need a squelch feature on RW), and thinks O.J. is innocent, but I don't see why Nash has to attack him.

Im with Fishu and Lars. This is a serious issue and we need to ban them both... forever.
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Creamo on May 12, 2001, 02:16:00 PM
oops, new Netscape user. dont hit previous arrow...double post...

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Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: funked on May 12, 2001, 02:18:00 PM
Ahhh the protopipe with bud-storage door.
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Animal on May 12, 2001, 02:21:00 PM
Thats the one, Funked.
Boy you sure are cool.
We should watch Electric Boogaloo at the con and show these fools some funk moves.
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: funked on May 12, 2001, 02:30:00 PM
 http://www.gallerio.com/itm00578.htm (http://www.gallerio.com/itm00578.htm)
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: funked on May 12, 2001, 02:52:00 PM
You know it G!
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Nash on May 12, 2001, 03:52:00 PM
Cool url Funked.

Hey Animal I told ya when ya beat me in that film you posted that I was distracted by the phone ringing and plus my arm was sore from something so I couldn't control the joystick that well plus I didn't tell you that I had massive screen glare as well as a bit of a tootheache which buggered up my concentration and plus all the cables and cords were gettin' all screwed up and tangled with my rudder pedals so that was all hosed too and plus I didn't even try.

Ok?!!!!!!!

Shhheeeesh.

(would love to go to pr again man... the girls down there are saucy.)

Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Fatty on May 12, 2001, 04:07:00 PM
 
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Or ask them about our little squad ladder, wich was mysteriously "cancelled" after I beat Fatty with no loses.

You sad, sad loser.  You so quickly forget that I am your daddy in the P38, as evidenced by beating you like the whiny little girl you are.  You know if there wasn't a ground to run into I'd have whipped you 2-1.

Shut up and post the nudes of your girlfriend in the squad folder, which you promised in order to get voted in.

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IHOP 69th squad, "Belgian Waffles" (http://fdb.50megs.com)
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: mrfish on May 12, 2001, 04:39:00 PM
proto pipe! bwahaha what kinda....you havent moved up to clean burning glass yet? ahhh the 'burbs........  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: R4M on May 12, 2001, 04:58:00 PM
LOL  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: batdog on May 12, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
Me senses that this is fatboy banter... I can FEEL the love and deep affection that is displayed between all here. Peace out dudes. Oh and if you see a Rook 38 or 47 please quit laughing and augering all around me.... prox kills are nice but its getting embaressing, besides I know I'm bad but the constant reminders are starting to hurt my self esteem... hey you gotta love run on sentences... .... ....... ...........

xBAT out and as confused as ever.

P.S.S Hey Animal    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: rosco- on May 12, 2001, 06:33:00 PM
 Its obvious from this film that the guns on the P38 are uber. Perk the P38!

Title: Animal is a complete...
Post by: Swager on May 12, 2001, 08:07:00 PM
Now this is an example of great BBS posting!!

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