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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: hblair on May 12, 2001, 09:15:00 PM
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It's close between zigrat and milenko. They are both the most redneck I ever did hear.
Anyone else?
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Av8or has a good one, but not quite the depths of Elvis*2. The funny thing about Av8or is he sounds like he's about 450lbs, but actually is a scrawny little guy about 150.
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hblair, my girlfriend seems to think you've got the best down south accent (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Every time she comes over and I'm flying, you're the only one she knows right off (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Well HB that pretty much sums it up, but I agree with Moose, you might want to add your name to the list. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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HBs voice sounds normal its those high pitch northern voice that are gay as fuc$in' h@ll.
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I nominate my squaddie, Ammo. He's one redneck mofo.
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I wondered whether I was gonna get nominated for this prestigeous award or not (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Any of you all ever heard Apache over RW. He has a pretty good accent.
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A past squad mate of mine in JG2 - Tonto (Spyder) has a strong southern accent. It was always a joy to hear him on RW.
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the BK's have their share.
lazs
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I invented Hillbonics. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Yes apache speaks proper southern english and I am proud of him (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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I have to nominate Outlaw for this spot guys.
While ammo perhaps runs a close second, his accent seems somewhat moderated by his "military" mindset.
Apache comes in perhaps a very close third. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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And my squaddies wonder why I'm a dedicated mute (save those moments of desperation where "the voice of [the redneck] God" comes into play).
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Whatcha mean nominating Ammo for this award?? We flew together in Hostile Shores, and he didn't have an accent at all. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
<------ Has heavy redneck hillbilly accent from "West BY GOD Virginia (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
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This was pretty much just a troll for my squaddies Milenko and Zigrat. I'm the redneck champion in my squadron, and nobody will unseat me! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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What he ^ said!
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The best one in our squad NHRufnek
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Originally posted by Jigster:
And my squaddies wonder why I'm a dedicated mute (save those moments of desperation where "the voice of [the redneck] God" comes into play).
Bah! Your accent aint nuthin! I think I have to agree with some of the other posters, this award HAS to go to either Hblair or Milenko. Whenever I jump on RW for one of Zigs missions, I feel like Im flying with Jed Clampett and Jethro.
-Ding
PS..BTW Jig, I STILL am using that Check 6 call you did for me (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)....Now LEAVE me the hell alone!
[This message has been edited by Dingy (edited 05-14-2001).]
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Originally posted by Dingy:
Bah! Your accent aint nuthin! I think I have to agree with some of the other posters, this award HAS to go to either Hblair or Milenko. Whenever I jump on RW for one of Zigs missions, I feel like Im flying with Jed Clampett and Jethro.
-Ding
I believe this here feller ornt ta stay fer supper. Gizard jaw and hawg feet. MMMmm, mmm, granny, git to russellin up them vittles.
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The answer is.....
When HB, Caveman, Milenko and Zig are all on channel (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
ts
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Originally posted by Dingy:
<snip> this award HAS to go to either Hblair or Milenko. Whenever I jump on RW for one of Zigs missions, I feel like Im flying with Jed Clampett and Jethro.
-Ding
OH MY!
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What you guys need is a Dialectizer..
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/)
It even translats jive..
10Bears
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Mine would probably be Hitech (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
He sounds like he has been smoking a bit of the "Herb" and has the most mellow voice I have ever heard from an american in my life!
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rrrrrawwwwwwger hb...
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TITLE: Tips for Yanks moving South
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to
use it.
2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba".
You have a 75% chance of being right.
3. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay
home the two days of the year it snows.
4. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab
of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along
shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what
they live for.
5. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store.
6. Do not buy food at the movie store.
7. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone
eating.
8. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's"
is plural possessive.
9. There is nothing sillier than a Northerner imitating a southern accent,
unless it is a southerner imitating a Boston accent.
10. Get used to hearing, "You ain't from 'round here, are you?"
11. People walk slower here.
12. Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't
understand you either.
13. The first Southern expression to creep into a transplanted
Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "Big ol'", as in "big ol' truck"
or "big ol' boy". Eighty-five percent begin their new southern influenced
dialect with this expression. One hundred percent are in denial about it.
14. The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
15. Be advised: The "He needed killin'" defense is valid here.
16. If attending a funeral in the South, remember, we stay until the last
shovel of dirt is thrown on and the tent is torn down.
17. If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" stay out
of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say.
18. Most Southerners do not use turn signals, and they ignore those who
do. In fact, if you see a signal blinking on a car with a southern license
plate, you may rest assured that it was on when the car was purchased.
19. The winter wardrobe you always brought out in September can wait until
November.
20. If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the most
minuscule accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local
grocery store. It does not matter if you need anything from the store, it
just requires your presence.
21. Satellite dishes are very popular in the South. When you purchase one
it is to be positioned directly in front of your trailer. This is logical
bearing in mind that the dish cost considerably more than the trailer and
should, therefore, be displayed.
22. Tornadoes and Southerners going through a divorce have a lot in
common. In either case, you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
23. Florida is not considered a southern state. There are far more
Yankees than Southerners living there.
24. As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone,
directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive
on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the proper speed and
lane position for the vehicle.
25. You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already know
the positions of key hills, trees and rocks, you're better off trying to
find it yourself.
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Beefcake, er...Porkcake is the most Southern voice I've heard on RW. He has one of the most unique voices in AH, I reckon.
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hmmm tedgold's is pretty strong
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Rip, you just described all my kinfolk!
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Tell me about it Rip, here's a email to HB that somehow ended up in the SQUAD mailbox.
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Alabama family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week I put a load of
clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week.
The first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send, your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week.
Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned.
We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.
Bubba was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
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Here are some Redneck Medical terms;
Benign[/b]....What you be, after you be eight
Artery[/b]....The study of paintings
Bacteria[/b]....Back door to cafeteria
Barium[/b]....What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section[/b]....A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan[/b]....Searching for Kitty
Cauterize[/b]....Made eye contact with her
Colic[/b]....A sheep dog
Coma[/b]....A punctuation mark
D&C[/b]....Where Washington is
Dilate[/b]....To live long
Enema[/b]....Not a friend
Fester[/b]....Quicker than someone else
Fibula[/b]....A small lie
Genital[/b]....Non-Jewish person
Hangnail[/b]....What you hang your coat on
Impotent[/b]....Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain[/b]....Getting hurt at work
Nitrates[/b]....Cheaper than day rates
Morbid[/b]....A higher offer
Node[/b]....I knew it
Outpatient[/b]....A person who has fainted
Pap Smear[/b]....A fatherhood test
Pelvis[/b]....Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative[/b]....A letter carrier
Recovery Room[/b]....Place to do upholstery
Rectum[/b]....Damn near killed him
Secretion[/b]....Hiding something
Seizure[/b]....A Roman emperor
Tablet[/b]....A small table
Terminal Illness[/b]....Getting sick at the airport
Tumor[/b]....One plus one more
Urine[/b]....Opposite of you're out
Varicose[/b]....Near by/close by
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