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Title: OMG....>barfs< bad bank robbery
Post by: LePaul on July 17, 2003, 03:27:24 PM

Bank Robbery

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the
Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the security system got underway
immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or
two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
the bank.The robbers cracked the first safe's
commbination, and inside they found only a small bowl
of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio
tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a
bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and
it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an
ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers
made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST
SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING

:eek:

Title: OMG....>barfs< bad bank robbery
Post by: Mini D on July 17, 2003, 03:30:21 PM

Now that the hand is fixed... I see that you've started looking up "sperm bank" on google.

MiniD

Title: OMG....>barfs< bad bank robbery
Post by: LePaul on July 17, 2003, 03:34:47 PM

I wouldnt quite call it fixed, if you saw the pics

Actually Arielle posted that in another forum

Title: OMG....>barfs< bad bank robbery
Post by: funkedup on July 17, 2003, 03:36:24 PM

Stay away from her.