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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Vulcan on May 13, 2001, 02:47:00 AM
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I want my 15 seconds of fame (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
<goes back to polishing pair of Arado silhouttes on his tiffie cockpit>
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Vulcan you cheating biatch!!
You are so st00pid to give your Typhoon Ramjets instead of rockets on the wings....I hope you are banned from AH and this BB
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As a thought..I caught the tail end of the "argument" and wondered if the Arado pilot was looking at his True airspeed or indicated. There is sometimes a pretty big difference.
I don't care though....you are a cheating hack and that explains why you always shoot my bellybutton down. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Actually I didn't use ramjets... I punched to small holes in the back of my DTs and ignited them at 20k.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Now you are a Lier vulcan..I distinctly remember the whine that you were at 15K and the whine also mentioned you were in level flight.
Face it Vulcan, you can't do toejam in AH unless you cheat.
BTW...15 mins is over...sucks to be you Vulcan (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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I said 15 seconds Skernsk... whoopee illiterate yanks.
btw Elguapo has since recanted, seen the light, and worships the Vulcan-deity and the Holy Typhoon (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) (he ain't that bad after all).
For those who weren't (and as elguapo didn't have a film) there I acheived the ultimate demonstration of my godliness. And I will share it with you...
I was heading down to A12 in my tiffie, cruisin with the canopy back at 20k, wind rushing through my hair. I spot two dots on my 12, closing fast. I quickly whipped the canopy shut and popped out my Abba CD.
Nosing over the tiffie I hit wep so as to be at maximum merge speed. The dots hit icon range, 2 Arados sticking close together. My heart raced - defenceless targets - my prayers had been answered. I started to set up a merge - however I realized they would easily outdistance me once I reversed. Then I remembered... 4 Hispanos Vs hahahahahaha yesssss... NOTHING. The first Arado jinked out of my stream of 20mm, but the second took hits to the engine and started smoking oil.
I rolled over and went into a wide low-G reverse to keep my energy up. Soon the range was ticking down for the 2nd Arado. He started to dive, but it was fruitless, I could see the brown streaks all around the bottom of that pretty glass cockpit - he already new his fate. Seconds later a flaming Arado struck the earth.
My attention turned to the Arado I missed. I assumed (using my vastly superior intellect) that he was going to hit A50 and head back to A17. I was now SSW A50 at 15k, and could see his dot west of A50. I turned SE and started climbing to 22k.
A minute ticked by, a couple of low bishop hawgs passed under me... tempting as it was, I waited patiently. Then in the distance a dot appears - the dirty bastard was co-alt!
Remembering the success of my first pass I peeled in for another 'front quarter attack against a defenceless foe'. Again I got an engine - smoke poured out. Again the same reverse. Again I was closing to his 6. The distance ticked down with each pounding heartbeat.
But we were getting near A17 - the coward wouldn't stand and fight - he was running! Typical bishop Arado scum I thought...no balls!
He started to roll down for his descent- a couple of turns - rolls - we were at breakneck speed. I couldn't land the hits, I was running out of ammo. Then I see it! A wing seperates, his plane spins out of control from 10k and slams into a farm full of virgin bishop sheep just west of 17. Victory! (perkies!)
And that ladies and gentlemen is how I killed 2 arados in one flight.
btw <S> Greeds and Elguapo!
p.s. I just realized I also killed 2 152s in one flight once (posted da screenshot here a while back), and two tempests in one flight. All in da tiffe (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) .
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Originally posted by Vulcan:
I quickly whipped the canopy shut and popped out my Abba CD.
My guess is that Vulcan is truly the "Dancing Queen" (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
-Ding
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good AAR, I especially enjoyed the ABBA part.I like to listen to queen myself. hehehehe (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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(punt)
Take this off line ladies.
Vruth
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Originally posted by Vulcan:
... whoopee illiterate yanks.
Hey...hold on a minute....dont lump him in with us Yanks. He's a dirty Canuck!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Sling322
Fat Drunk "Chute Shooting" Bastards
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It was a thinly veiled insult (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Originally posted by sling322:
Hey...hold on a minute....dont lump him in with us Yanks. He's a dirty Canuck!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Why?
Originally posted by Vruth:
(punt)
Take this off line ladies.
Vruth
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I said 15 seconds Skernsk... whoopee illiterate yanks.
Vulcan that is the eqivalent of me calling you and Aussie!!!
I still think you are a liar and this whole thing never happend (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Exactly...
Originally posted by skernsk:
I said 15 seconds Skernsk... whoopee illiterate yanks.
Vulcan that is the eqivalent of me calling you and Aussie!!!
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Glad that's settled. Now you can get back to your sheep.
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Vulcan that was a great story! I'm not sure about the bish sheep though hehehe
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