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Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 09:52:00 AM
It's not a hack.
It's not a doctored picture.
The user did not die when he hit the ground.
What am I?
(Correct answer gets a free beer and pizza from me at the next Convention, HTC employees are ineligible to play)

  (http://Ripsnort60.tripod.com/tank.jpg)  

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Title: What is it?
Post by: texace on October 24, 2000, 10:01:00 AM
Uh....a dare-devil Panzer driver who couldn't see the 500 ft. cliff in front of him? DO you have a film...I'd like to see it.
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Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 10:06:00 AM
Incorrect answer texace, thanks for playing, and we have some idiotic, small cheap gifts in the back when you leave.
Title: What is it?
Post by: texace on October 24, 2000, 10:09:00 AM
Oooo...I LOVE cheap, idiotic gifts! Yay!

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Title: What is it?
Post by: Wanker on October 24, 2000, 10:17:00 AM
You are a panzer on the first night of v1.03
Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 10:19:00 AM
Incorrect banana, thanks for playing, lets give  him the clap ladies and gentlemen! <Sound of lone guy in audience clapping>
Title: What is it?
Post by: Mighty1 on October 24, 2000, 10:26:00 AM
Parachute?

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Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 10:31:00 AM
Mighty, is that your final answer?  Would you like to use a life line?
Title: What is it?
Post by: Eagler on October 24, 2000, 10:35:00 AM
Dora in drag  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Eagler

Title: What is it?
Post by: funked on October 24, 2000, 10:40:00 AM
It's a bug.
Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 10:40:00 AM
Mighty used Eagler as his lifeline, that answer (as well as Mighty's) is incorrect, thanks for playing!
Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 10:41:00 AM
Funked, if it was a bug, 'it wouldn't have  been done on purpose'...that's a hint.

Edit: I guess it *may* be defined as a bug, but that would be up to HiTech himself to answer, I'll give you a 'half-correct' and buy you a pizza in Texas next year, the beer stays with me until someone can tell me what the picture is of.

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Title: What is it?
Post by: Sparks on October 24, 2000, 10:44:00 AM
HT testing the guns model for the F4U-4 in the closest vehicle artwork he could find  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

<gdr>
Title: What is it?
Post by: Cobra on October 24, 2000, 10:45:00 AM
Ahh...a panzer in mid-air?

Cobra
Title: What is it?
Post by: Minotaur on October 24, 2000, 10:46:00 AM
This is call a THUD attack.  It was a highly secretive counter attack method developed by the Germans in late 1943.  A swooping plane that is attacking what is perceived as a defenseless tank, gets a very nasty surprise.

The entire gun barrel was loaded with smokeless solid rocket fuel.  The gun barrel is set to the correct take off elevation and at an opposite aspect to an attacking plane.  Launch is committed just as the attacking plane reaches zero altitude and the rocket fuel is ignited.  The tank is rapidly propelled to a position high on the attacking planes six.

Timing for a kill was crucial.  After the rocker fuel was spent, a cannon shell needed to be quickly loaded to the gun muzzle.  The gun was rapidly aimed and fired.  The projectile ripping apart the attacking A/C from a lethal six position.  Moments later a shoot would pop out for safe tank recover.  

I have heard that this THUD attack had a reasonable chance of success and was used widely during the latter parts of WWII.  For the most part the allies never fully understood the mechanics of this attack and consequently never found a successful method to counter it.

Crews for this THUD tank were some of the most elite personal in field of the German Army.

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Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 10:49:00 AM
It *appears* to be a tank, but it is not.  It's not a Pork-For-You.

Another clue: I'm operating this entity, but not in a controlled way(i.e. Funks answer-"Bug").

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Title: What is it?
Post by: Gunthr on October 24, 2000, 10:53:00 AM
You are a shell-shocked Panzer driver caught in the act of spawning to some God-forsaken spawning point in the middle of nowhere?
Title: What is it?
Post by: Cobra on October 24, 2000, 11:01:00 AM
A black widow (P-63)

Cobra
Title: What is it?
Post by: Westy on October 24, 2000, 11:03:00 AM
 That's Ripsnort hovering above A6 yesterday keeeeeeeling us ROOKs with glee.     (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

 I had alot of fun  last night, yesterday evening, in the gournd battle at A6. <S>   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

-Westy

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Title: What is it?
Post by: GRUNHERZ on October 24, 2000, 11:03:00 AM


chog  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: What is it?
Post by: DR00 on October 24, 2000, 11:06:00 AM
I'm a warp?
Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 11:08:00 AM
Cobra, you really know how to upset a guy don't you! Its P61!!! hehe.

<S> Westy, you have big brass ones for re-upping that field!  Nice defense!  Now quit hi-jacking!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Another clue, "Its in the Main Arena, not my own terrain with spawn points"

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Title: What is it?
Post by: Cobra on October 24, 2000, 11:09:00 AM
Hehe...I thought that would get a rise out of ya...lol!  Well am I right?

Cobra
Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 11:10:00 AM
Incorrect Cobra, thanks for playing and don't pinch our hostess when you leave the stage.
Title: What is it?
Post by: RAM on October 24, 2000, 11:11:00 AM
Hummm...is you testing the new 8' gun of the new Heavy Cruisers of 1.05?

that can be the recoil effect   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


or maybe testing one of the new planes using a tank skin to be funny?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)



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Title: What is it?
Post by: Wicked on October 24, 2000, 11:18:00 AM
A heavily laden swallow?

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Title: What is it?
Post by: Paxil on October 24, 2000, 11:19:00 AM
It is the infamous bouncing tank. While driving the... er... the pizza man... I tumbled down a hill... only to bounce when I hit the bottom. I continued to bounce up a few thousand feet while spinning frantically, only to fall back down and bounce again... and again.... made for some interesting screen shots. Is that what is going on here?
Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 11:20:00 AM
Ram, though the photo doesn't show it, that entity is flip flopping, and rolling, and going every direction possible.  Incorrect answer, sorry, try Wheel of Fortune, I heard they'll take any contestant on that game. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: What is it?
Post by: Ripsnort on October 24, 2000, 11:22:00 AM
PAXIL WINS PAXIL WINS  PAXIL WINS!

Yep, video footage of the Pizza Man bouncing off mountain walls, when exterior view is on in video, you sometimes see the tank instead of the Pizza Man you were driving.

Beer and Pizza on me at the Con next year Paxil!
Title: What is it?
Post by: Paxil on October 24, 2000, 02:37:00 PM
Thank God... I was beginning to think my flying pizza man was a beer induced hallucination! I'm still a bit dizzy from that whole situation (the spinning pizza man/tank... not the beer)  =)  Ah well... at least I know what it would be like to be a human superball.

Now that I have a round a beer and pizza waiting for me at next year's con... I'M THERE!
Title: What is it?
Post by: NUTTZ on October 24, 2000, 03:46:00 PM
Your in a chute.
NUTTZ
Title: What is it?
Post by: Camel on October 24, 2000, 05:08:00 PM
Some kinda fancy Chog skeet shootin practice?
Title: What is it?
Post by: Duckwing6 on October 24, 2000, 05:17:00 PM
Sheep - model IRON MAIDEN ?
Title: What is it?
Post by: Frosty1 on October 24, 2000, 05:39:00 PM
BATMAN!

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Title: What is it?
Post by: bloom25 on October 24, 2000, 06:14:00 PM
Yeah, my poor pizza guy had this happen to him too.  (BTW guys, I think the pizza guy is enabled in the SEA.  I was able to pick it once.  I don't know about the TA.)

Those who type .plane 33 may get a nice surprise.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



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