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Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Ripsnort on July 26, 2003, 09:53:20 AM

;)  Just kids having alittle fun, nothing to get worked up over.
(http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ripsnort60/Cops.jpg)

(Be nice on the replies, they're my kids!)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Swoop on July 26, 2003, 10:04:14 AM

Jeez....that one on the right looks like a psycho in the making.....


(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/3875611.jpg)

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: NUKE on July 26, 2003, 10:51:27 AM

LOL, nice SWOOP :)


Good looking kids Rip.

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Furball on July 26, 2003, 10:53:26 AM

lmao swoop, thats good.  You should print that out rip and give it to them :)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 26, 2003, 12:53:39 PM

Hell, when we were kids we used to spray paint the studmuffingy orange tip black.

I turned out alright.  Kinda.

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Toad on July 26, 2003, 12:59:03 PM

When I was a kid, there WERE no orange tips! Hadn't been invented/thought of then.

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Post by: AKIron on July 26, 2003, 01:09:05 PM

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Originally posted by Toad
When I was a kid, there WERE no orange tips! Hadn't been invented/thought of then.

Did they even have gunpowder back then Toad? (ducks)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Toad on July 26, 2003, 01:19:36 PM

We actually made our own Iron. It worked too, kinda. Thank cod it was kinda weak stuff. Sulphur, saltpeter and charcoal as I recall.

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 26, 2003, 01:21:50 PM

Oh, Rip - BTW - tell righty to get his finger off the trigger.  ;)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: midnight Target on July 26, 2003, 01:35:09 PM

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Originally posted by Toad
When I was a kid, there WERE no orange tips! Hadn't been invented/thought of then.

And playing "army" was cool. I remember running around the school all summer in full camo and realistic M-1 or luger or whatever. No one thought it would make us crazy killers.

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Post by: Hortlund on July 26, 2003, 01:36:24 PM

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Originally posted by midnight Target
No one thought it would make us crazy killers.

LOL :D why do I get a feeling there is a "...but they were wrong" hanging in the air here...

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: midnight Target on July 26, 2003, 01:38:54 PM

lol

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Post by: bigsky on July 26, 2003, 03:38:12 PM

that gives me an idea... maybe i should paint the end of my real pistol orange....hmm

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Sixpence on July 26, 2003, 07:51:47 PM

Have you introduced them to the potato gun yet?:D

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Post by: Ripsnort on July 26, 2003, 08:00:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sixpence
Have you introduced them to the potato gun yet?:D

In Montana, yes. My stepbrother had one with a 15 foot tube...on the hills, we were launching them about 1/2 mile! :D

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Animal on July 26, 2003, 08:13:33 PM

They will use real ones for the school shooting caused by psychological trauma from his daddy denying them an XBox

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Ripsnort on July 26, 2003, 08:53:44 PM

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Originally posted by Animal
They will use real ones for the school shooting caused by psychological trauma from his daddy denying them an XBox

LOL! Update on the Xbox...my son is doing a Summer "Workbook", basically it involves alot of the 3 R's and is a 2nd/3rd grade level (he just finished 1st).  If he finishes this by the time school starts, we've agreed to give in to the Xbox. :)  He's about 50% complete!  Positive reinforcement, reward for work... works great with kids. :)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Nash on July 26, 2003, 09:13:10 PM

mmmmmmmm... Ack! I couldn't stop myself from unbiting my tongue... I have to say it!

Rip... Swoop takes the initiative and makes the effort to create for you this nifty little poster with your kids on it and you don't even acknowledge it? Let alone a thanks? Don't be such a friggen putz - throw the man a bone! :)

Say "Thank you Swoop" and Swoops goes "You're welcome Ripsnort" and everyone's all happy and everything. That's the way they said it's supposed to work in school anyway. Er... but instead the above scenario is probably going to end in "He thanked me already in the MA" and "Yeah so mind your own business you, what was it?, oh yeah "friggen putz"!" :D

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Post by: Animal on July 26, 2003, 09:20:11 PM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
LOL! Update on the Xbox...my son is doing a Summer "Workbook", basically it involves alot of the 3 R's and is a 2nd/3rd grade level (he just finished 1st).  If he finishes this by the time school starts, we've agreed to give in to the Xbox. :)  He's about 50% complete!  Positive reinforcement, reward for work... works great with kids. :)

Actually that is a very good way to make him earn it.

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Ripsnort on July 26, 2003, 09:49:17 PM

Ahh, Nash, Swoops a squaddie, I took care of that already, don't sweat it. No worries, I have enough flaws that you'll eventually find one to exploit ;)

Taken tonight, doing some assembly line cleaning, 4 more to go!
Captioned this one "Taking the mystery out of firearms"
(http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ripsnort60/GunsNRoses1.jpg)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Swoop on July 27, 2003, 05:21:06 AM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I took care of that already

Where?  :p

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Nash on July 27, 2003, 05:43:08 AM

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Originally posted by Swoop
Where?  :p

What's this Swoop? Not only did Rip not thank you for it, but now he's trying to lie and say he did?

First it's a lack of politeness, then it's a lack of honesty. Besides the method of cleaning guns, I hope you're teaching your kids these values which have obviously been lost on you.

 :p

(I'm just yankin' your chain. :) )

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Post by: Ripsnort on July 27, 2003, 08:05:08 AM

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Originally posted by Swoop
Where?  :p

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

Check yer mailbox you putz! :)

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Post by: Lizard3 on July 27, 2003, 08:06:01 AM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
In Montana, yes. My stepbrother had one with a 15 foot tube...on the hills, we were launching them about 1/2 mile! :D

Heard about a kid in Denton Texas was shootin frogs with one.

It didn't go off, so he was lookin down the barrel tryin to get the frog out.

Boom

Blinded by frog carcass. Yeck.

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Post by: Swoop on July 27, 2003, 08:50:16 AM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Check yer mailbox you putz! :)

Nuthin' in there.......

You sure you've got the right addy?  I mean I've only been your XO for 2 years. :rolleyes:

:D :D :D

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: loser on July 27, 2003, 10:55:26 AM

Anyone notice that rip's wee ones ALREADY have receding hairlines?   ;)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: nopoop on July 27, 2003, 11:00:31 AM

I was an Army playin fool. LOVED IT.

I have girls but when they were young that didn't hold me back.

Got a Fort Apache set and set it up in the den. Get all the cowboys and indians all set up.

Issued the kids rubber band guns and a huge bag of those good red rubber bands...

..and let the games begin.

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Ripsnort on July 27, 2003, 12:09:48 PM

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Originally posted by Swoop
Nuthin' in there.......

You sure you've got the right addy?  I mean I've only been your XO for 2 years. :rolleyes:

:D :D :D

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

Knock it off :)

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: beet1e on July 31, 2003, 09:27:46 AM

ROFL Rip!!!

No kids here, but AFAIK it's still possible. I am at least firing live ammunition in that department, unlike some people I could mention!  Touché! ;):D

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: gofaster on July 31, 2003, 09:40:38 AM

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Originally posted by midnight Target
And playing "army" was cool. I remember running around the school all summer in full camo and realistic M-1 or luger or whatever. No one thought it would make us crazy killers.

We used to "go on patrol" just after dark, with GI canteens and real army helmet plastic liners. Whenever a car came down the street, we'd hit the deck and hide behind trees to avoid being spotted.  Any patrol where we made it to the end of the street and back without being spotted was a successful mission.

Our guns were plastic M1s that fired soft plastic shells, M16s with those ratchet triggers, and assorted plastic cap guns.  The Daisy BB guns stayed safely stored under our beds for when the "real shooting" was going to happen.

We didn't have orange safety tips.

Title: Re: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: BEVO on July 31, 2003, 09:56:07 AM

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
;)  Just kids having alittle fun, nothing to get worked up over.
(http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ripsnort60/Cops.jpg)

(Be nice on the replies, they're my kids!)

I can tell by the look on his face, that he is still pissed about the summer workbook thing.

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Ripsnort on July 31, 2003, 10:15:47 AM

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Originally posted by beet1e
ROFL Rip!!!

No kids here, but AFAIK it's still possible. I am at least firing live ammunition in that department, unlike some people I could mention!  Touché! ;):D

Beet1e, *I*  made that choice! two is enough! :p

BEVO, LOL!

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Post by: funkedup on July 31, 2003, 11:54:03 AM

Man, poor neglected kids.
First of all their dad is so busy polishing his lug nuts that he can't even take the time to paint over the gay orange muzzles for them.
Even worse, he spends so much on garage carpet that there is no money left to buy shirts for the boys.
:(
Somebody call CPS.

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: midnight Target on July 31, 2003, 11:58:29 AM

Anyone else ever do the "Best Die" contest?

You got the kid who did the best machine gun sound to be a pillbox, then you ran towards him one at a time and pretended to get shot. Whoever did the best die won.


We were freakin great actors man! Clutching the chest, staggering a few steps, spinning to the ground. Twitching usually got you extra points.



:D

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Udie on July 31, 2003, 12:52:45 PM

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Anyone else ever do the "Best Die" contest?

You got the kid who did the best machine gun sound to be a pillbox, then you ran towards him one at a time and pretended to get shot. Whoever did the best die won.


We were freakin great actors man! Clutching the chest, staggering a few steps, spinning to the ground. Twitching usually got you extra points.



:D

 did we go to school together? :D

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: muckmaw on July 31, 2003, 01:22:57 PM

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Originally posted by beet1e
ROFL Rip!!!

No kids here, but AFAIK it's still possible. I am at least firing live ammunition in that department, unlike some people I could mention!  Touché! ;):D

It's not possible if you keep firing your rounds into some guys leather cheerio.

J/K Bro...:D

Title: If Beet1e ever has kids, you probably wouldn't see this
Post by: Ripsnort on July 31, 2003, 01:49:39 PM

"leather Cheerio"  OMG!  LMAO!! Never heard that term before!

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Post by: funkedup on July 31, 2003, 01:52:04 PM

<--- figures it out
OMGLMAO

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Post by: Dune on July 31, 2003, 01:54:48 PM

And even if you had caps in your gun, they weren't loud enough so you had to yell "bang"!  

Which was quickly followed with either "You missed!" or "I shot you first"!

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Post by: AcId on July 31, 2003, 02:17:18 PM

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Originally posted by loser
Anyone notice that rip's wee ones ALREADY have receding hairlines?   ;)

Was gonna say that those could not possibly be his kids....they have hair.;)