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Title: Lifes Unanswered Questions..
Post by: AcesGun on July 27, 2003, 08:19:56 PM

Ever wondered why it's called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

or

wondered If  the cops arrestested a mime, would they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

or

ever wondered why Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?


No ? . . . oh ok must be just me then.





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Title: Lifes Unanswered Questions..
Post by: HeLLcAt on July 27, 2003, 09:01:56 PM

Why do they call it a driveway when you park on it?

or

Why do they call it a parkway when you drive on it?

Title: Lifes Unanswered Questions..
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 27, 2003, 09:12:31 PM

Let's see...  

"Why do they call them apartments if they're all stuck together?"

Title: Lifes Unanswered Questions..
Post by: Furball on July 27, 2003, 09:58:41 PM

why ask?

Title: Lifes Unanswered Questions..
Post by: RedDg on July 27, 2003, 11:16:09 PM

What if a bird had a shotgun, think a cat would fork with it?

Title: Lifes Unanswered Questions..
Post by: Fridaddy on July 27, 2003, 11:20:45 PM

The answer is........................... .


 
 
 
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Title: Lifes Unanswered Questions..
Post by: Inferno on July 28, 2003, 12:03:52 AM

Quote

Originally posted by RedDg
What if a bird had a shotgun, think a cat would fork with it?

Yes....how can a bird use a shotgun?

Title: Lifes Unanswered Questions..
Post by: capt. apathy on July 28, 2003, 02:51:58 AM

why do women wear a pair of panties but only one bra?