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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: GRUNHERZ on July 29, 2003, 09:43:27 AM

Title: Only In America!
Post by: GRUNHERZ on July 29, 2003, 09:43:27 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,93145,00.html

:D
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 09:51:19 AM
"Two Democratic senators say the program is useless, offensive and immoral. They are demanding that the program be stopped before investors start signing up Friday. "

Those damn liberals, the nerve.
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 10:04:08 AM
"Traders would buy and sell futures contracts -- just like energy traders do now in betting on the future price of oil. But the contracts in this case would be based on what might happen in the Middle East in terms of economics, civil and military affairs or specific events, such as terrorist attacks.

Holders of a futures contract that came true would collect the proceeds of traders who put money into the market but predicted wrong.

A graphic on the market's Web page Monday showed hypothetical futures contracts in which investors could trade on the likelihood that Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat would be assassinated or Jordanian King Abdullah II would be overthrown. Although the Web site described the Policy Analysis Market as Middle East market, the graphic also included the possibility of a North Korea missile attack."

Grun, did you get this from the onion and paste it to a fox site?
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 10:07:01 AM
I'm surprised the repubs from the bible belt haven't said anything.
Title: Only In America!
Post by: gofaster on July 29, 2003, 10:27:18 AM
I smell a Joey Skaggs hoax.

but more likely, somebody wanted to see what the reaction would be.  Could something else be too far behind?
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Rude on July 29, 2003, 10:35:45 AM
Well....here comes your Republican, Bible Belt response.

I think it's perverted and wrong....mankind has some serious character issues.
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Preon1 on July 29, 2003, 10:40:49 AM
damn Grun, you got my scoop :)

well, I posted a similar article from the LA Times in my thread
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 10:41:46 AM
It has to be from the onion
Title: Only In America!
Post by: MrLars on July 29, 2003, 10:56:12 AM
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Originally posted by Sixpence
It has to be from the onion


It's true, the Pentagon's behind it as well as that icon of morality in public service...John Poindexter!
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 10:59:55 AM
http://www.hereinreality.com/bigbrother.html
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Mini D on July 29, 2003, 11:34:03 AM
WTG Ron Wyden! <- Words I've never uttered before.

I can't quite figure out just what they hell they are trying to do with this.  It has all the appearances of being the stupidest idea I've ever seen.

MiniD
Title: Only In America!
Post by: midnight Target on July 29, 2003, 11:56:31 AM
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Who's John Poindexter?  
A retired Navy Admiral, John Poindexter lost his job as National Security Adviser under Ronald Reagan, and was convicted of conspiracy, lying to Congress, defrauding the government, and destroying evidence in the Iran Contra scandal.

The convictions were overturned in 1990, based on the fact that Congress had given him immunity in exchange for his testimony, even though the testimony he gave Congress turned out to not be true.


lol
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 12:07:11 PM
http://www.techtv.com/news/news/story/0,24195,3412114,00.html
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Erlkonig on July 29, 2003, 12:39:37 PM
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Who's John Poindexter?
A retired Navy Admiral, John Poindexter lost his job as National Security Adviser under Ronald Reagan, and was convicted of conspiracy, lying to Congress, defrauding the government, and destroying evidence in the Iran Contra scandal.

The convictions were overturned in 1990, based on the fact that Congress had given him immunity in exchange for his testimony, even though the testimony he gave Congress turned out to not be true.


This ought to be more than enough to make him a hero in conservative circles.  Does he have a talk radio show yet?  Eat your heart out, Ollie North!
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 12:41:43 PM
yeah, but he didn't get a lewinsky
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 12:46:52 PM
The funny thing(or not so funny) is that after the repubs sold the arms to Iran, Iran turned and shipped them to terrorists. Then the repubs get mad at the dems for not doing anything about terrorism.
Title: Only In America!
Post by: Sixpence on July 29, 2003, 02:35:33 PM
http://www.boston.com/dailynews/210/wash/Warner_says_Pentagon_threat_be:.shtml

Even most repubs were in the dark. Seems to me both the dems and the repubs have lost some control.