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Title: kidney stones
Post by: Eagler on July 31, 2003, 02:27:46 PM
had my first one this morning - woke me up about 5am

got to enjoy it until about 8:30 - when it finally passed

if one female nurse said "now you know what we go through to have a baby"  - ten said it.
everytime I turned around, one was telling me that crap.

the good news is they said if you have one, more than likely you'll have more -- can't wait.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Apache on July 31, 2003, 02:29:25 PM
I feel your pain. I've had 2. 10 years apart almost to the day. Getting close to the next one...cripes.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Sixpence on July 31, 2003, 02:30:58 PM
Thanks to military spending on research and development, it is now an outpatient procedure.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: festus on July 31, 2003, 02:33:08 PM
Yea, well I'll tell ya women who have had children and a kidney stone tell me they'd rather have a kid anyday. I've had two myself and now I walk around with a bottle of water everyday.

Last time I had a stone got a cystoscopy procedure 3 times within a week. Man that sux.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Mickey1992 on July 31, 2003, 02:35:58 PM
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Thanks to military spending on research and development, it is now an outpatient procedure.


Military?  Can you expand on this?
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Sancho on July 31, 2003, 02:36:49 PM
Just be glad it only hit you for a few hours then passed.  I had one that took 48 hours to make its way to freedom.  Damn narcotics did NOTHING to help that pain.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: GtoRA2 on July 31, 2003, 02:39:19 PM
I spend 5 days in the hospital with one, lol, doped up on morpine and coden, then the pain was gone and a BB sized thingy was in my Pee strainer... that was about 8 years ago and I have not had one since... BUT MY GOD... the pain was terible.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Sixpence on July 31, 2003, 02:42:03 PM
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Originally posted by Mickey1992
Military?  Can you expand on this?


The procedure used to break up stones was first developed by the military. It once required surgery and an overnight stay.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Mickey1992 on July 31, 2003, 02:47:52 PM
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Originally posted by Sixpence
The procedure used to break up stones was first developed by the military. It once required surgery and an overnight stay.


Did the military develop this procedure as a result of developing some unrelated technology, or were they purposely trying?  What is the procedure?
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 31, 2003, 02:51:04 PM
The name of the procedure I got a few years ago was 'lithotripsy' if memory serves.  I got a spinal, then I was submerged in a stainless steel hot tub, and then shocked the stone to grains with focused sound waves.  Probably some sort of sonar offshoot.  

Peed in a strainer for a few days to weigh the debris, no overnite in the hospital, but I stayed in the hotel across from the hospital so I could go in to get checked the next morning.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Sixpence on July 31, 2003, 02:52:08 PM
Dunno, saw it on discovery, they didn't get into specifics. I can only guess it might be used as a weapon to extract someone out of a bunker. If they can aim it on a stone, a shot to someone's brain in that bunker might persuade them to come out. Or just kill them. They didn't say what the military used it for though, I can just guess.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Mickey1992 on July 31, 2003, 02:58:18 PM
cc, was just curious.  McGroin, define "got a spinal".
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 31, 2003, 03:04:07 PM
They inject a drug into your spine and all goes numb from there down.
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Mickey1992 on July 31, 2003, 03:16:13 PM
Ug.  Sorry I asked.  No more medical talk, I am getting queezy.  :eek:
Title: kidney stones
Post by: straffo on July 31, 2003, 03:35:59 PM
I guess Kidney stone are Renal Calculi ?

If so the Nurse lied :)  according to my wife it easier to give birth (2 time in her case) than supporting a "kidnay stone"
Title: kidney stones
Post by: festus on July 31, 2003, 03:43:05 PM
Oh yeah ya have a 50% chance of another kidney stone within the next 5 years

Cheers Eagler ;)
Title: kidney stones
Post by: Motoer on July 31, 2003, 04:39:39 PM
I just spent a 26 days of hell with stones first two passed without to much trouble but the third one was true hell!!
She got stuck halfway down to my bladder I  was in hospital for 3 days. dumb bellybutton doctor whent looking for it. By the way this is done by going up your noodle (Can you say OUCH) Well the A-hole didnt see it so he put a stent in going from my left kidney to the bladder (Stent = long bellybutton tube) for 10 days of pure hell plus the meds had me puking 24/7 plus the frist time they had to foley me Dam that hurts. Oh that stent just pushed the stone right back up into the kidney DOH. they didnt use to tank on me :(
they traped the stone in a basket and lasered it 478 times
inside my kidney all this is done thru your package if you know what i mean . OUCH OUCH OUCH !!!


Moto