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Title: European socialist planning at it's funniest.
Post by: miko2d on August 01, 2003, 09:23:26 AM
German noodlees 'too small for EU condoms' (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html)

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Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average noodle did not measure up.

Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels[/b].

They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average noodle by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German noodlees were too small for standard EU condoms.

"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."


 The germans should act fast before it's too late - I would not be surprised if the legal noodle size was mandated in a humongous European Constitution currently under construction.

 miko
Title: European socialist planning at it's funniest.
Post by: SLO on August 01, 2003, 09:33:33 AM
:eek:

must be those damn luftweenie leather underpanties:D
Title: European socialist planning at it's funniest.
Post by: JBA on August 01, 2003, 09:37:14 AM
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Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German noodlees were too small for standard EU condoms
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14.48cm = 5.7 in.

Now I'm beginning to understand the hatred for the U.S.:) JK
Title: European socialist planning at it's funniest.
Post by: miko2d on August 01, 2003, 09:40:42 AM
The largest fraction of white population of the US is of german descent.

 miko
Title: European socialist planning at it's funniest.
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on August 01, 2003, 09:50:03 AM
Reminds of the story of condoms being shipped to Russia during WW2 - either Roosevelt of Churchill insisted that all the XXL be relabelled as "Medium" in Russian.
Title: European socialist planning at it's funniest.
Post by: Saurdaukar on August 01, 2003, 09:58:21 AM
Now we know why they're always pissed off.