Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: DiabloTX on August 01, 2003, 09:35:37 AM
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(http://jokes.glowport.com/cartoon/alo-pilot.jpg)
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"ya ah tower i this i missed the runway"
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--While standing on the tarmac---“My wife said she parked it around here some where?”
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Control line planes gone bad
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Original or "Extra Crispy", sir?
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...then bob pipes up saying well I was sorta bz trying to put the stick back in it's hole.
From: http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=921216#post921216
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ah tower....
if its not too much trouble, I could use some clean shorts....
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A new defination of "Fly by Wire".:p
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"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing".. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Top Gun 'Maverick' catches the wire on his first flight as a civilian.
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"Mattell's Giant Scale....U-Fly It!"
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due to a shortage of urban land for airport expansion, a new landing system is tested.
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When this happens, you know you've been in the navy for too long.
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Man,that is one BIG friggin' spider.
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Redneck arrestor wire version 1.0
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not what they meant when they said
"fly by wire"
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Disproving the axiom that "what goes up must come down"
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The new wire assisted take off system for Cessna.
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When this was posted a couple of years ago, someone came back with something about "...the giant boob spider..."
I had to look at it for a while before I understood. :)
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Tight Rope walking for airplanes.
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this isn't funny!:o :mad: :eek: :confused: :rolleyes:
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In a futile attempt by Democrats to upstage Prez G.W. Bush's past Carrier landing... Al "Chad" Gore misses the "wave off".
:D
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LOL AWMac
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LOL!!! :D
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Originally posted by AWMac
In a futile attempt by Democrats to upstage Prez G.W. Bush's past Carrier landing... Al "Chad" Gore misses the "wave off".
:D
Al invented the power line landing.
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Just inducted into Ripley's - Cessna plays "Inagodadivida" on world's largest guitar. :D
Thorns
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lmfao...mac u win!!!!
Al Gores "CV" landing..ollol
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"oh, those power lines..."
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Damnit "ghost rider" when I tell you buzzing the tower is a no go you better damn well listen!!
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As Funkedup would say....
0WN3D :)
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Caught the 3 wire, 4 wire, etc.....
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"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing".. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Runner up to the AL Gore caption:D
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Pilot: "N39AA, holding short of the stand, request clearance from the wires"
Ground: "N39AA, wires? there is no runway nor taxiway called 'wires'"
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A forced landing with no damage to the A/C.
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SYSTEM: You have landed...[processing, please hold]
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Date/location: APR-09-98 at SEATTLE, WA
Aircraft: Cessna 150L, registration: N39AA
Injuries: 1 Uninjured.
On April 9, 1998, approximately 0545 Pacific daylight time, a Cessna 150L, N39AA, impacted electrical transmission lines during an aborted landing at Boeing Field International Airport, Seattle, Washington. The commercial pilot, who was the sole occupant, was not injured, and the aircraft, which was owned and operated by the pilot, sustained only minor damage. The 14 CFR Part 91 flight, which departed Apex Airpark, Silverdale, Washington, about 20 minutes earlier, was being operated in visual meteorological conditions. No flight plan had been filed, and there was no report of an ELT transmission. According to the tower controller, the pilot had asked for a close-in approach, and was cleared to land on runway 31 left. When he reached the 4,000 feet remaining sign, on the 10,000 foot runway, he was still about 20 feet in the air. At that point, the aircraft was observed banking steeply to the left, and then starting a climb on a heading almost 90 degrees to the runway. Just past the west boundary of the airport, the aircraft became entangled in electrical transmission lines. It remained hanging from the power lines by one main gear for about four hours before rescue personnel were able to remove the pilot from the aircraft.
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I'm sure the rescue personel had never been trained to rescue pilots hanging in the air :>