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Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Ripsnort on August 05, 2003, 01:08:36 PM
Never knew there was such a thing! (click here (http://www.beerwineonline.com/Main/Wine/Wine10.html)[/b]
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on August 05, 2003, 01:11:53 PM
"Wine"... Bastards my ass, bunch of softies.
-SW
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Ripsnort on August 05, 2003, 01:20:44 PM
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
"Wine"... Bastards my ass, bunch of softies.
-SW


No, I had it right...Whine :)
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on August 05, 2003, 01:22:35 PM
The whine is about "wine".
-SW
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: gofaster on August 05, 2003, 01:25:18 PM
Only 3.4 out of 5, though.  The Fat Bastard obviously doesn't need to be perked.
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Wanker on August 05, 2003, 01:33:44 PM
Fat Bastard Chardonnay is an enjoyable wine. My wife and I tried it after seeing it on the menu a while back. How can you say no to anything called "Fat Bastard"? :)
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Lance on August 05, 2003, 01:56:56 PM
Heh, you got it all wrong.  

We FDB's piss fortified wine.  So we package it up in that fancy bottle and then sell it to you limp-wristed cultured folks so you can comment on the fruity texture and lingering oak flavor over dinner at Chez Gay.
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Fatty on August 05, 2003, 02:55:00 PM
Tried to mail order some a while back but couldn't find an online source.  Did have some Hangtime wine though.
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Leslie on August 05, 2003, 03:58:11 PM
Soooo, the FDBs have their own vintners.  But who do they get to crush the grapes, and how?  That's what I want to know!!!!:)




Les
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Mathman on August 05, 2003, 04:10:00 PM
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Originally posted by Leslie
But who do they get to crush the grapes, and how?  That's what I want to know!!!!:)


Les


No you don't.  Really, you don't.
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Gaylord on August 05, 2003, 05:21:36 PM
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Originally posted by Lance
Heh, you got it all wrong.  

We FDB's piss fortified wine.  So we package it up in that fancy bottle and then sell it to you limp-wristed cultured folks so you can comment on the fruity texture and lingering oak flavor over dinner at Chez Gay.



Hello Lance (My God but I LOVE that name) I'd really like to drink your wine, maybe we could meet up at Chez Gay (the Matre D is a friend of mine) and I could judge the fruitiness of your texture myself. I mean, God knows I have limp wrists. ;)
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Saurdaukar on August 05, 2003, 05:24:09 PM
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Originally posted by Gaylord
Hello Lance (My God but I LOVE that name) I'd really like to drink your wine, maybe we could meet up at Chez Gay (the Matre D is a friend of mine) and I could judge the fruitiness of your texture myself. I mean, God knows I have limp wrists. ;)


So youre not only gay, Dowding, but you suffer from multiple personalities as well?
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: SOB on August 05, 2003, 05:49:37 PM
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Originally posted by banana
How can you say no to anything called "Fat Bastard"? :)


And that's why our squad has so many groupies!  ;)


SOB
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Udie on August 05, 2003, 06:52:53 PM
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Originally posted by banana
How can you say no to anything called "Fat Bastard"? :)



 try joining the FDB's  you'll be saying "NO" to SOB quite often :D
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Lazerus on August 05, 2003, 08:16:47 PM
Fat Bastard Shiraz is the better of the line, but the cabernet isnt all that bad either. Almost got a bottle today actually. Store up the street carries it.
Title: Fat Bastard Whine?
Post by: Lance on August 05, 2003, 11:13:02 PM
Heh, sorry Funked (or SOB or Ripsnort), I already got a date to the prom.