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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Pfunk on August 06, 2003, 12:31:35 AM
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Hi
Just testing a theory
Skuzzy
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You could start a thread by saying "Hi", and it would turn into a 500+ thread monster that covered everything from hairless cats to burning babies.
At least try to keep on topic folks. Thank you.
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If I were to ever get a cat (unlikely), and it shat on my carpet, I'd probably shave it so that it learned not to do that anymore. A hairless cat would have to be so humiliated that it wouldn't dare drop a loaf on the carpet anymore.
It might take him a while to associate pooing on the carpet with getting shaved, but he'd get the idea sooner or later. And it'd be pretty damn funny in the meantime. Except for cleaning up the ****.
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Doh, ya beat me to it!
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All right, half way there...now who's got the burning baby pics?!
SOB
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http://www.factsofisrael.com/blog/archives/000127.html
No piccie, but its on topic.
Now all we need is 495 posts of filler crap to get our 500+ monster.
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So, someone explain this movie Donnie Darko to me. I still don't get it.
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Misty tales and poems lost
All the bliss and beauty will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of death I will smile
It's the triumph of shame and disease
In the end Iliad
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Never seen it. What's it about?
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This do for the burning babies?
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McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
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I bought this shirt during lunchtime today, Partizan Belgrad is gonna get their arses handed to em today :D
(http://shops.addyourlogo.net/Archive/Images/IFS_Pictures/IFS_LargePic/DIF0193.gif)
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For all you pervs out there. Don't ask how I found it! :D
*Warning - You must be 18, red blooded, and male to view website. You have been warned. Good luck, and happy viewing!!
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OWN3D!!!!!!!!! Thx Skuzzy!!! :p
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Originally posted by -dead-
Gosh I feel like real AH BBS poster now :)
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Originally posted by XNachoX
So, someone explain this movie Donnie Darko to me. I still don't get it.
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what is it that you don't GET....
he's an undercover cop infiltrating organized crime....
now please be a little more specific when it comes to 'I don't get it'.....:D
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oh ya....and skuzzy's a dweeb:p
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So.........football's coming. Who's gonna be the cinderella this year?
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Hi
:D
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Actually I am too busy to post anything
So nevermind
NwBie
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Originally posted by Tarmac
If I were to ever get a cat (unlikely), and it shat on my carpet, I'd probably shave it so that it learned not to do that anymore. A hairless cat would have to be so humiliated that it wouldn't dare drop a loaf on the carpet anymore.
It might take him a while to associate pooing on the carpet with getting shaved, but he'd get the idea sooner or later. And it'd be pretty damn funny in the meantime. Except for cleaning up the ****.
If you're going to start a flame war, do it right..
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You are obviously a liberal tree hugger. Only democrats have cats, much less hairless ones. It's only a matter of time before this disgusting abomination of nature is eliminated from the face of the earth...the liberals...not the cats. Although I would estimate that the cat turd on your carpet is more useful to society than you liberals. At least we can use their s**t as fertilizer. The s**t you dems have been spewing is completly useless.
(Damn, can't figure out how to work "burning babies" in)
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Hey this thread needs this...
American cars from the 60s rock! They are far better then any cars ever made. Nothing from today compares, not in looks or power!
Cars from England suck the most!!
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Muhahhahhaahahhaaa.... Muck!!!!
Ohhhh my sides...tears in my eyes too...
Nice flame, a 9.5.... woulda been a perfect 10.0 if the burning babies were worked in....
About spweled my chicken fried steak all over the monitor!
:D
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Then she spilled this liquid heat all over her blouse. She jumped up and started running around the room ripping her top off screaming oohh my babies are burning. I just sat back and smiled.
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hehe
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Wow and pfunk has film
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Originally posted by icemaw
Wow and pfunk has film
AAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
I was trying to figure out what that hippie biatch was saying.
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this one better?
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Did you do a Yahoo search under "Animated Avatars"?
'Cause that's what I did. I almost used the Kelly Bundy one.
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Originally posted by -dead-
This do for the burning babies?
SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE
Officials confirm dropping firebombs on Iraqi troops
Results are 'remarkably similar' to using napalm
By James W. Crawley
STAFF WRITER
August 5, 2003
American jets killed Iraqi troops with firebombs similar to the controversial napalm used in the Vietnam War in March and April as Marines battled toward Baghdad.
Marine Corps fighter pilots and commanders who have returned from the war zone have confirmed dropping dozens of incendiary bombs near bridges over the Saddam Canal and the Tigris River. The explosions created massive fireballs.
"We napalmed both those (bridge) approaches," said Col. Randolph Alles in a recent interview. He commanded Marine Air Group 11, based at Miramar Marine Corps Air Station, during the war. "Unfortunately, there were people there because you could see them in the (cockpit) video.
"They were Iraqi soldiers there. It's no great way to die," he added. How many Iraqis died, the military couldn't say. No accurate count has been made of Iraqi war casualties.
The bombing campaign helped clear the path for the Marines' race to Baghdad.
During the war, Pentagon spokesmen disputed reports that napalm was being used, saying the Pentagon's stockpile had been destroyed two years ago.
Apparently the spokesmen were drawing a distinction between the terms "firebomb" and "napalm." If reporters had asked about firebombs, officials said yesterday they would have confirmed their use.
What the Marines dropped, the spokesmen said yesterday, were "Mark 77 firebombs." They acknowledged those are incendiary devices with a function "remarkably similar" to napalm weapons.
Rather than using gasoline and benzene as the fuel, the firebombs use kerosene-based jet fuel, which has a smaller concentration of benzene.
Hundreds of partially loaded Mark 77 firebombs were stored on pre-positioned ammunition ships overseas, Marine Corps officials said. Those ships were unloaded in Kuwait during the weeks preceding the war.
"You can call it something other than napalm, but it's napalm," said John Pike, defense analyst with GlobalSecurity.org, a nonpartisan research group in Alexandria, Va.
Although many human rights groups consider incendiary bombs to be inhumane, international law does not prohibit their use against military forces. The United States has not agreed to a ban against possible civilian targets.
"Incendiaries create burns that are difficult to treat," said Robert Musil, executive director of Physicians for Social Responsibility, a Washington group that opposes the use of weapons of mass destruction.
Musil described the Pentagon's distinction between napalm and Mark 77 firebombs as "pretty outrageous."
"That's clearly Orwellian," he added.
Developed during World War II and dropped on troops and Japanese cities, incendiary bombs have been used by American forces in nearly every conflict since. Their use became controversial during the Vietnam War when U.S. and South Vietnamese aircraft dropped millions of pounds of napalm. Its effects were shown in a Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph of Vietnamese children running from their burned village.
Before March, the last time U.S. forces had used napalm in combat was the Persian Gulf War, again by Marines.
During a recent interview about the bombing campaign in Iraq, Marine Corps Maj. Gen. Jim Amos confirmed aircraft dropped what he and other Marines continue to call napalm on Iraqi troops on several occasions. He commanded Marine jet and helicopter units involved in the Iraq war and leads the Miramar-based 3rd Marine Air Wing.
Miramar pilots familiar with the bombing missions pointed to at least two locations where firebombs were dropped.
Before the Marines crossed the Saddam Canal in central Iraq, jets dropped several firebombs on enemy positions near a bridge that would become the Marines' main crossing point on the road toward Numaniyah, a key town 40 miles from Baghdad.
Next, the bombs were used against Iraqis near a key Tigris River bridge, north of Numaniyah, in early April.
There were reports of another attack on the first day of the war.
Two embedded journalists reported what they described as napalm being dropped on an Iraqi observation post at Safwan Hill overlooking the Kuwait border.
Reporters for CNN and the Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald were told by unnamed Marine officers that aircraft dropped napalm on the Iraqi position, which was adjacent to one of the Marines' main invasion routes.
Their reports were disputed by several Pentagon spokesmen who said no such bombs were used nor did the United States have any napalm weapons.
The Pentagon destroyed its stockpile of napalm canisters, which had been stored near Camp Pendleton at the Fallbrook Naval Weapons Station, in April 2001.
Yesterday military spokesmen described what they see as the distinction between the two types of incendiary bombs. They said mixture used in modern firebombs is a less harmful mixture than Vietnam War-era napalm.
"This additive has significantly less of an impact on the environment," wrote Marine spokesman Col. Michael Daily, in an e-mailed information sheet provided by the Pentagon.
He added, "many folks (out of habit) refer to the Mark 77 as 'napalm' because its effect upon the target is remarkably similar."
In the e-mail, Daily also acknowledged that firebombs were dropped near Safwan Hill.
Alles, who oversaw the Safwan bombing raid, said 18 one-ton satellite-guided bombs, but no incendiary bombs, were dropped on the site.
Military experts say incendiary bombs can be an effective weapon in certain situations.
Firebombs are useful against dug-in troops and light vehicles, said GlobalSecurity's Pike.
"I used it routinely in Vietnam," said retired Marine Lt. Gen. Bernard Trainor, now a prominent defense analyst. "I have no moral compunction against using it. It's just another weapon."
And, the distinctive fireball and smell have a psychological impact on troops, experts said.
"The generals love napalm," said Alles, who has transferred to Washington. "It has a big psychological effect."
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Hello Pfunk :)
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Originally posted by muckmaw
Funk-
Did you do a Yahoo search under "Animated Avatars"?
'Cause that's what I did. I almost used the Kelly Bundy one.
The problem wasnt finding one it was getting to fit the stinkin size requirements. In order to resize an animated GIF, well lets just say it was a pain in the arse
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Bouncy bouncy bouncy....
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Originally posted by Montezuma
During a recent interview about the bombing campaign in Iraq, Marine Corps Maj. Gen. Jim Amos confirmed aircraft dropped what he and other Marines continue to call napalm on Iraqi troops on several occasions. He commanded Marine jet and helicopter units involved in the Iraq war and leads the Miramar-based 3rd Marine Air Wing.
I can say with complete certainty that the Marine Air wing, of which I've been a member of for 3 years has never once used any type of incendiary device.;)
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Originally posted by Maniac
I bought this shirt during lunchtime today, Partizan Belgrad is gonna get their arses handed to em today :D
(http://shops.addyourlogo.net/Archive/Images/IFS_Pictures/IFS_LargePic/DIF0193.gif)
Those pockets look a little small. Where do the hooligans keep their lead pipes and chrome chains for the post-game rioting?
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Originally posted by Pfunk
The problem wasnt finding one it was getting to fit the stinkin size requirements. In order to resize an animated GIF, well lets just say it was a pain in the arse
Please expand this as I am curious as to how you do it as well. Have a few ani's that I'd like to use but can't get the buggers to fit in in the hole...crazy, innit?
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This is the site I went to
http://www.gifworks.com/
File open, either use the URL or get file from disk, then once its loaded, you can Edit/Resize the pic,it will tell you output size and AH BB is limited to 30,000, so you can go to Optomize and reduce colors so it will fit.
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PSP 7 and animation shop used here :p
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where is my inflatable sheep?
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Back to the original topic of this thread:
Hello, I saw you, I know you, I knew you
I think I can remember your name...name
Hello I'm sorry, I lost myself
I think I thought you were someone else
Should we talk about the weather? (Hi...hi, hi)
Should we talk about the government? (Hi...hi, hi, hi)
Hello, how are you? I know you, I knew you
I think I can remember your name...name
Hello, I'm sorry I lost myself
I think I thought you were someone else
Should we talk about the weather? (Hi...hi, hi)
Should we talk about the government? (Hi...hi, hi, hi)
Hello my friend, are you visible today?
You know I never knew that it could be so strange...strange
Hello, I'm sorry, I lost myself
I think I thought you were someone else
Should we talk about the weather? (Hi...hi, hi)
Should we talk about the government? (Hi...hi, hi, hi)
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Those pockets look a little small. Where do the hooligans keep their lead pipes and chrome chains for the post-game rioting?
Djust outside and to the right, as always...
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Poo
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... that's the only reason I can think of to explain why a mousey-looking lady in a Mazda 626 tried to mash her right rear quarterpanel against my left front fender.
Quick driving reflexes and anti-lock brakes saved the day.
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chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiiie!
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hiya skuzzy :)
are women in bikini's allowed?
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One time, at Band Camp, there was this girl...
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Originally posted by Furball
(http://www.x31.com/~mark/wallpaper/Kelly_Brook4_DAL.jpg)
Kelly Brooke needs to either (a) hit the track and get some thighs or (b) hit the weight room and get some thighs.
Other than that, she could pass for an American girl.
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I like pizza.
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Originally posted by Drunky
I like pizza.
One thing that I have found about pizza, it only has two ingredients: Pizza and beer!! :D
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We roll over the wall and find ourselves in the range of two enemy strongpoints. But for the moment, the krauts are ignoring us. They are absorbed in trying to split the two groups of men that preceded us.
A sergeant in the first platoon senses the predicament. If his men are isolated, they will likely be destroyed. He makes his decision quickly. Motioning his men to follow, he rises and with a submachine gun charges head-on toward one of hte enemy positions two hundred yards away.
On the flat, coverless terrain, his body is a perfect target. A blast of automatic fire knocks him down. He springs to his feet with a bleeding shoulder and continues his charge. The guns rattle. Again he goes down.
Fascinated, we watch as he gets up for the third time and dashes straight into the enemy fire. The Germans throw everything they have at him. He falls to the earth; and when he again pulls himself to his feet, we see that his right arm is shattered. But wedging his gun under his left armpit, he continues firing and staggers forward. Ten horrified Germans throw down their guns and yell "Kamerad".
That is all I see. But later I learn that the sergeant, ignoring the pleas of his men to get under cover and wait for medical attention, charged the second enemy strongpoint. By sheer guts, he advanced sixty yards before being stopped by a final concentration of enemy fire. He reeled, then tottered forward another few yards before falling.
Inspired by his valor and half-insane with rage, his men took over, stormed the kraut emplacement, and captured it. When they returned to their leader, he was dead.
This was how Lutsky, the sergeant, helped buy the freedom that we cherish and abuse.
from "To Hell And Back" by Audie Murphy
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Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses
And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
La da da da da ...
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roscerooo is there a bigger part of that avatar? i want it!
oh, and the RAIDERS SUCK
go PATRIOTS!
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Bump
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What do you mean "Bump"? Are you bumping me because i'm French?
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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
What do you mean "Bump"? Are you bumping me because i'm French?
Wait...are you trying to be funny or are you really asking?
I'm just asking. :D
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No thread on this BBS would be complete without 50 posts of French bashing:D
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bash! -->french<---bash!
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you asked for it frenchy! :D
http://www.francesucks.com
btw france smells funny, ever been there?
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I thought this was interesting.
BILL GATES' SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL
in Visalia, California.
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!
To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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BILL GATES' SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL . [/QUOTE]
Are you new to this whole internet thing?
OF COURSE BILL GATES DIDN"T MAKE THAT STUPID SPEECH!
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Why is the sky blue?
Why do zebras have stripes?
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Originally posted by Montezuma
BILL GATES' SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL .
Are you new to this whole internet thing?
OF COURSE BILL GATES DIDN"T MAKE THAT STUPID SPEECH! [/B][/QUOTE]
Did I say he did? No, I said I found it interesting. Whether or not he actualy said it or actualy made the speech does not matter to me. I just found it interesting.
Why did you have to be abusive and "in-your-face" with your response Monte? Have I stepped on your toes lately?
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Did I say he did? No, I said I found it interesting. Whether or not he actualy said it or actualy made the speech does not matter to me. I just found it interesting.
Why did you have to be abusive and "in-your-face" with your response Monte? Have I stepped on your toes lately? [/B]
R4M: I wish Rude started a 'Jerk of the week' thread series, Montezuma would be first champion by a wide margin
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Misty tales and poems lost
All the bliss and beauty will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of death I will smile
It's the triumph of shame and disease
In the end Iliad
4,/JG 53 (http://bellsouthpwp.net/w/o/wotans/4JG53/)
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BLAH!
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Originally posted by jamusta
Why is the sky blue?
Why do zebras have stripes?
When sunlight travels through the atmosphere, blue light scatters more than the other colors, leaving a dominant yellow-orange hue to the transmitted light. The scattered light makes the sky blue.
Zebras have stripes so you can tell them apart from a donkey.
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I use to regularly travel through a neighborhood that had a Daihtsu painted like a Zebra using latex house paint - no joke, it was all lumpy and streaky from the paint brush. The added drag and weight from the paint must of cost that person a whole lotta gas money.
There was another car that had a computer joystick taped onto the shifter (5-speed manual). I assume this gave him amazing agility on the road.
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John has a long moustache. I repeat John has a long moustache.
(http://www.moustache-database.freeservers.com/outthere/sedman.jpg)
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I watched "The Longest Day" today on cable too rpm, lol.
Perfect day on the couch and a peanut butter samich afternoon out of the heat.
What a cast.
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aiight. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
There was another car that had a computer joystick taped onto the shifter (5-speed manual). I assume this gave him amazing agility on the road.
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LOL, bet the driver could do some crazy "S turns"
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ROFL jamusta that is the hardest ive llaughed all summer(cause for some reason i dont laugh at the real funny jokes only the very stupid 1s imo)
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anyone remember the amazing ferrari312.rm video?
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Micheal Moore's bedtime stories:
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass
destruction, did we?
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find
something, probably right before the 2004 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.
Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.
Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those
weapons our government said they did.
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.
Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?
A: Right.
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.
Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.
Q: And like in China, too?
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some
laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?
A: Don't be a smart-ass. Anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.
Q: What's a military coup?
A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.
Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.
Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.
Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.
Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.
Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men? Fifteen of them Saudi Arabians hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings, killing over 3,000 Americans.
Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.
Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.
Q: Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.
Q: Fighting drugs?
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.
Q: How did they do such a good job?
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.
Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.
Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.
Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too?
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.
Q: What's the difference?
A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers.
Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.
Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.
Q: Who trained them?
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.
Q: Was he from Afghanistan?
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.
Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.
A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about?
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.
Q: So the Soviets ? I mean, the Russians, are now our friends?
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either.
Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.
Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
A: Well, yeah. For a while.
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.
Q: Why did that make him our friend?
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.
Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?
A: Most of the time, yes.
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?
A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better.
Q: Why?
A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
A: Yes.
Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.
Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?
A. Yes!
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That's pretty good.
But the real reason we invaded Iraq was (a) to get their oil for our SUVs and (b) to restore women's athletics to the Iraqi Olympic Committee. Or something like that. :p
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Well its still not a 500 post monster but i guess ill jump on and help it grow.
Shave your balls ripsnort needs a hair cut!
:D
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Hey I thought those were legit questions.
I would have told a joke but the one I know would get me banned and the thread locked...
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Originally posted by gofaster
That's pretty good.
But the real reason we invaded Iraq was (a) to get their WOMEN!!
Note-I added "women" because, well, we need some more here!!
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i F****** hate michale moore (http://home.wi.rr.com/jabostaffelhq/images/Hosted%20images/madsquare.gif)
dont EVER bring him up on this board again!(http://home.wi.rr.com/jabostaffelhq/images/Hosted%20images/madsquare.gif)
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Who?
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Michael Moore.. you know Michael Moore dontcha? That Michael Moore guy that everyone hates remember? Michael Moore?
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Never heard of him. ;)
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Are u sure hes not talking about roger moore?
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Connery was better.
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dammit MT I was gonna do that. ahh well, Micheal Moore.
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Did you mean Michael Martin Murphy?
She Comes down from yellow mountain
On a dark, flat land she rides
On a pony she named Wildfire
When the world went by her side
On a cold Nebraska night
Oh they say she died one winter
When there came a killing frost
And the pony she named Wildfire
Busted down his stall
In a blizzard he was lost
She ran calling WILDFIRE!
she ran calling WILDFIRE! she ran calling WILDFIRE!
By the dark of the moon I planted
But there came an early snow
Theres been a hoot owl howling by my window now
For six nights in a row
Shes coming for me I know
And on WildFire were both gonna go
We'll be riding WILDFIRE!
We'll be riding WILDFIRE! We'll be riding WILDFIRE!
On WILDFIRE (were gonna ride)
(were gonna leave some behind)WILDFIRE!
(get these hard times right on outta our minds..riding wildfire) WILDFIRE!
(this song will be stuck in your head for days)
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punt
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Originally posted by Furball
McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
THANKS A LOT JERK i just got that stupid song outta my head
LETS EAT TO THE BEAT!!
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We gots work to do, gentlemen.
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why not test Sigmund Freud's theory:
Just post whatever's on your mind without putting any thought into it.
Ill start:
300zx
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Originally posted by rpm371
John has a long moustache. I repeat John has a long moustache.
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And the chair is against the wall. I haven't seen that movie in over 15 years, but I do remember those two lines.
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has Chicken Pot Pie[/I] been brought up in this thread yet?
come on men... we got a long way until this thing reaches 500 posts like skuzzy said. ;)
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porn?
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has Chicken Pot Pie been brought up in this thread yet?
come on men... we got a long way until this thing reaches 500 posts like skuzzy said.
Yer damn right it has !! First page :)
Originally posted by Octavius
chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiiie!
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shoot ! :mad:
well i got nothing new to throw out there :(
oh well i'm off to look for a "Waterworld" fan club out there...
if i find it ill post a link
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Man waterworld was a crappy movie. What are you thinking?
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some of the info here kinda frightened me:
http://www.waterworldmovie.com/mail12.html
here is the best site i could find. tons of info:
http://www.waterworldmovie.com/Waterworld-home.html
Ps. no its not a crappy movie ;)
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if i stoped cutting my lawn would the grass grow to one height then stop? or would it keep growing until my house is nonvisible?
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Your grass would grow to it maximum native height which shouldn't be tall enough to hide your house. Now... if you have St. Augustine grass it would probably grow long and stay on the ground, in other words, it would'nt stick up very far after it grew a bit.
If you pulled all the grass out and planted rocks in your yard instead, would they attract other rocks and in essence "grow"? If so, how would you mow it?
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what are yall rattling on about waterworld
\/\//-\-|-ER \/\/()R|_|) is the most 1337 show ever...i loved it...
:) :( :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused:
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Wore slap out from pulling grass and planting rocks, thought I would take a break and toss a post in here.
How do I plan to mow you ask? CAREFULLY hand me that blasting cap and I'll show ya. :D
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If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
- Jack Handey
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:p The rocks look really great, thanks for the suggestion.
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bump
this was the thread based on skuzzy's previous comment
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Was just thinking about this thread, based on some of the others floating around here lately. :)
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Yeah this is the original Generic Thread
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I seem to remember posting in this thread... yet there is no post to be found.
Fascinating.
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heres another contribution then what am i 112.......................... ...
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RACIST (noun) A person who is winning an argument with a Liberal.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
I seem to remember posting in this thread... yet there is no post to be found.
Fascinating.
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Your post was deleted when we couldn't see Spock's hands.
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Hi ....
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Originally posted by skernsk
Hi ....
Hi yourself, big boy. So, uh...I can tell from the tight pants and nasal drip you are a Canadian. Would you like a Kleenex?
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Originally posted by Airhead
Hi yourself, big boy. So, uh...I can tell from the tight pants and nasal drip you are a Canadian. Would you like a Kleenex?
Nah .. up here we use our sleeve or polar bear skin mitts. BTW why are you looking at my tight pants? you queer?:p
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this thread still has a long way to go!:D
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Originally posted by skernsk
BTW why are you looking at my tight pants? you queer?:p
Nah man I'm not gay, but I learned long ago to never rule out all potential possibilities. I only noticed your tight jeans because the blinking neon thread they're stitched with just screamed "Look at my crotch, Look at my crotch, Look at my crotch" over and over again.
Where DID you buy them? On vacation at The Alamo? I MUST get a pair... Are they available in a 52 in. waist, 26 in. inseam?
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Wasnt Hairless cats one of the thread's subjects?
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Gunslinger, You shaved that poor cat! Hairless cats have no facial hair, so that's a shaved cat! That is SO FREAKIN wrong! That poor cat will freeze to death now becuse YOu got an Electric Shaver for XMas.
U are cruel.
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First of alll i want to contribute by expressing my hate for you all, because in the entire world "the return of the king" is already in the past, and in my damned country :mad: we have to wait the 22 january. :mad:
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Airhead, the "d" in De Sica name's must be capital letter, BTW.
123.... 377 to go.
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Oh, did I forgot to say ?
NAY !
124... 376 to go.
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Naso, why is everything from Italy so dam expensive. Isnt Italy part of the global economy?
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I have no explanation.
BTW, an hint can be the fact that life here is really expensive for us, too, with a lower medium wage than the other countries.
We have high level of taxation, too (60-70%).
The change rate does'nt help, too.
Some *cough* protectionistic law, some country have on imports is giving contribute.
I guess there are more reasons.
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All the stuff I want from Italy always cost alot. Thats why Im asking. All the stuff that goes fast.
:D
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Ah, maybe you mean those cars with an horse?
Hand made, one by one, even the bolts are produced expressely for that factory.
Well, I guess quality counts, no?
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Originally posted by Airhead
Where DID you buy them? On vacation at The Alamo? I MUST get a pair... Are they available in a 52 in. waist, 26 in. inseam?
No, they were found on ebay. As for the size you mentioned. I think you should ask SOB for some hand-me-downs :lol
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Michael Moore was seen at a Weight Watchers convention, wait, sorry.
Karaya
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Originally posted by Sandman
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Someone get the kerosene, let's light this sucker up :aok
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Michael Moore was seen at a Weight Watchers convention, wait, sorry.
Karaya
bringing a whole new demsion to this thread LMAO
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You thread bumping bastards!
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Originally posted by hawker238
You thread bumping bastards!
hey i onyl "suggested" it somewhere...
if a thought was a sin i would be and idol in hell.
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Originally posted by JB73
hey i onyl "suggested" it somewhere...
if a thought was a sin i would be and idol in hell.
Nah, hell is like getting spawn camped by Kerry and Edwards. We're ok JB73. :p
Karaya
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bah!
Sheep are tame.
Now chickens, there's a different story.
Never, and I mean never, trust a chicken.
No matter how hot it looks.
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Mr. Ostrich is not happy with this thread being punted.
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Originally posted by loser
Mr. Ostrich is not happy with this thread being punted.
I had too, Michael Moore promised "NO MORE DOCUMENTARIES" if it was punted. Everyone always leaves out the Dodo, wait, it's extinct. :p
Karaya
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/michaelmoore.html
:p
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Wow, im the first person to say IN on this whole thread, apparently it was created and posted IN before being IN was the cool thing to do.
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Originally posted by RTStuka
Wow, im the first person to say IN on this whole thread, apparently it was created and posted IN before being IN was the cool thing to do.
incorrect use of the [ B ] "in" gives this post:
scratch that... it gets the MM seal of approval:
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:rofl
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Your killing me IN here.:rofl
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Originally posted by majic
So.........football's coming. Who's gonna be the cinderella this year?
Arizona
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Arizona
Atlanta
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Did someone mention Michael Moore?
oh....and beer..oh and pizza?
i like pizza and i like beer, never liked them together tho. pizza is best with cold water.
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You guys made me hungry again... Havnt eaten pizza for over 3 months now...
Pizza and Coke is the best combo...
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Nice avatar maniac :cool:
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Thx :D
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Hope skuzzy is impressed too :p
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If your avatar stays then mine stays too... :p
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you dont have to convince me.... i like it and a full frontal nude would not bother me at all either. :D
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Arizona
Im going to have to go with Detroit this year.
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Originally posted by RTStuka
Im going to have to go with Detroit this year.
Good choice, their offense is loaded. Look for Roy Williams and Kevin Jones to have a huge impact. They are solid mid to late round fantasy picks(Kevin Jones for sure), imo.
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Good choice, their offense is loaded. Look for Roy Williams and Kevin Jones to have a huge impact. They are solid mid to late round fantasy picks(Kevin Jones for sure), imo.
I have to agree with you sixpence, it took alot for me to vote for them since Green Bay is my team. I was gonna say seattle but they made it to the playoffs last year so it would not really be a cinderalla. Ok how about we very it up, we both picke NFC teams, how about the AFC, who is gonna sneak up out of that conference. I really wanna belive its gonna be Cincinnati so im gonna go with them.
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Good choice, their offense is loaded. Look for Roy Williams and Kevin Jones to have a huge impact. They are solid mid to late round fantasy picks(Kevin Jones for sure), imo.
yeah maybe in the "fantasy" stats they will do ok, but commone. marriuchi is not the savior.
they will not get past minnesota let alone green bay. chicago is a toilet anyway so who cares.
they will finish i a tie for last place in the NFC north with a 7-9 record if they are lucky.
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Originally posted by RTStuka
I have to agree with you sixpence, it took alot for me to vote for them since Green Bay is my team. I was gonna say seattle but they made it to the playoffs last year so it would not really be a cinderalla. Ok how about we very it up, we both picke NFC teams, how about the AFC, who is gonna sneak up out of that conference. I really wanna belive its gonna be Cincinnati so im gonna go with them.
Hmm, that's a tough one. Bengals are a good pick. I'll go with Jacksonville, although there are a few in the AFC that could surprise.
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Originally posted by JB73
yeah maybe in the "fantasy" stats they will do ok, but commone. marriuchi is not the savior.they will not get past minnesota let alone green bay. chicago is a toilet anyway so who cares.they will finish i a tie for last place in the NFC north with a 7-9 record if they are lucky.
Well, I picked Arizona, I do not think their division is very strong. I was commenting on another's pick of Detroit. I think there is questions on the defensive side of the ball with Detroit and they play in a tougher division. But I think they will put up good offensive numbers where the defenses are suspect in that division.
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Hmm, that's a tough one. Bengals are a good pick. I'll go with Jacksonville, although there are a few in the AFC that could surprise.
Thats probably a good call with Jacksonville, I agree that the AFC has alot of potential suprises, thats why I enjoy watching the race in the AFC a little better even though I am an NFC guy.
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Originally posted by RTStuka
Thats probably a good call with Jacksonville, I agree that the AFC has alot of potential suprises, thats why I enjoy watching the race in the AFC a little better even though I am an NFC guy.
You a Cardinals fan?
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Nah, im not a cardinals fan, im a GreenBay fan, although with the victory over minnesota last year that the cardinals pulled off and the fac that I live in AZ now I should think about routing for them.
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We need better chicks in the strip bars around here....:mad:
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why does everybody like greenbay?
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Originally posted by RTStuka
Nah, im not a cardinals fan, im a GreenBay fan, although with the victory over minnesota last year that the cardinals pulled off and the fac that I live in AZ now I should think about routing for them.
Enjoy the local flavor, they should be fun to watch, and it should be easy to get tickets. Thinking of getting tickets for when the world champs come to town the second game of the season, but i'm afraid to fly to get there.
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Originally posted by B17Skull12
why does everybody like greenbay?
F nny story actually oh how I became a fan. When I was in the 5th grade we were learning how to calculate percentages, well to do this the teacher had each of us select an NFL team. Then as the season went on we had to calculate the win percentage every week.
Well when it came time to pick I got such a high number in the order of picking that there were not many teams left for me to choose from. At that point in my football watching career I new very little. Being from upstate NY I was a buffalo fan and other than that I didnt know alot of other teams. The only other team left that I knew was Green Bay and that was only because my father had lived in Green Bay for a couple years so he followed the team a little bit. Well needless to say under the the leadership of Lindy Infante and the amazing quarterback skills of Mike Tomczak GB came out with a thrilling 4-12 record.
Although it was a dissapointing season and I never got to see any games because they were never on TV, it did make my math project a whole lot easier. Well every since then I was a fan so I can honestly say I am not a band wagon fan like everyone else lol.
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Im interested in what the AH community would pick as there favorite sport to watch. As for my choice I would pick football, what does everyone else like to watch.
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Hockey, eh?
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just to mess with the thread header readers.
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Mmmm.. Kelly. :eek:
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lol 73
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Hi
Just testing a theory
Skuzzy
Administrator
Registered: Apr 2000
Location: Grapevine, Texas USA
Posts: 3291
You could start a thread by saying "Hi", and it would turn into a 500+ thread monster that covered everything from hairless cats to burning babies.
At least try to keep on topic folks. Thank you.
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This Thread NEVAR existed!!!
Mac
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I want the 5 minutes it took to find that I never REALLY did post on this thread!
Who's the jokester??
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Not being informed of the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
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See Rule #13