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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Cobra on October 26, 2000, 11:01:00 AM: Well, I'm feeling mighty riled up today so here goes, and I'm going for the Trifecta here.....

Since 1.05 is coming soon with the Navy, it will be a Nautical theme of I quit posts is my guess...

1.) The wake turbulence behind the Naval Vessels is not florescent enough.
2.) The Pitot tube on the Avenger is graphically incorrect.
3.) I didn't post this in the Bug and/or Graphics and/or Gameplay forum.

Now for the bonus number I would list the folks who would start the I quit posts, but that is wayyy too predictable.

That's just my $29.95 worth (hopefully soon to be my $19.95 or even $14.95 worth)

Cobra
(Who thought HE was anal-retentive until he joined this board)
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Swager on October 26, 2000, 11:04:00 AM: Carrier armor too weak!

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Nash on October 26, 2000, 11:07:00 AM: The fishing sucks.... Wardog's hoggin 'em all.

Axis' bait is undermodelled.
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Post by: Replicant on October 26, 2000, 12:15:00 PM: alt monkey's bombing ships at 30k.... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Ack too powerful/not powerful (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Nexx
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: NATEDOG on October 26, 2000, 12:30:00 PM: water skiing behind the boats is undermodeled

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: NHFoxtro on October 26, 2000, 12:33:00 PM: Who switched the Helmans with Miracle Whip!!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/mad.gif) LOL

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Post by: hblair on October 26, 2000, 12:38:00 PM: Uber F6F dweebs!!

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Minotaur on October 26, 2000, 01:00:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by NATEDOG:
water skiing behind the boats is undermodeled

Proof Indeed!

HTC does have an inkling of what we whine about!

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The Wrecking Crew

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Hangtime

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: gatt on October 26, 2000, 01:15:00 PM: never mind

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Wanker on October 26, 2000, 01:28:00 PM: Quote
Since 1.05 is coming soon with the Navy, it will be a Nautical theme of I quit posts is my guess...

1. Gore won the election, and is going to cut funding for HTC's Navy.

2. HTC is offering Sheep services to some players at a discounted rate.

3. HTC's Flight Models are found to be based on their business model, and that is unacceptable!
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Lance on October 26, 2000, 01:36:00 PM: "I own a 12 foot aluminum john boat with a 55HP Evinrude motor, so I know for a fact that HTC has screwed up in modeling these damn carriers!"

Gordo
Fat DRUNK Bastards!
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Westy on October 26, 2000, 01:37:00 PM: Model corrosion or I'm quitting!!! What is this an arcade? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/mad.gif)

- Westy
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Ice on October 26, 2000, 02:23:00 PM: Or perhaps...

I've watched 974 hrs of the discovery channel and I know for a fact that....

or

Now that we all are paying $19.95/month for AH, they can't afford to do all the cool stuff necessary to keep my interest in this sim!

or

I took out a PT boat last night and it took just one ping to sink it!

and finally...

This sucks!!! Only allied planes are given thought by HTC...and there was a limited production carrier based FW190D made at the end of the war!

Ice (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Post by: Hangtime on October 26, 2000, 04:43:00 PM: I'm quitting because..

ummm...

ahhh...

Well, dammit; gimmie a minute....

Oh yha. Cause Fatty posted more than one sentence inna post. And Creamo cleared my six. My faith in the FDB's has been irrecovably disabused; I may never fly again.

I will only come back if Yankee takes me water-skiing.

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Hang
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: BigBen on October 26, 2000, 05:02:00 PM: LW Oberst #1: "This is bullcrap. With all these convoys and carriers, you have to give us a Type VIIc U-boat to make it fair."

Voice of Reason: "But then the allies need destroyers or DEs to be able to counter the threat."

LW Oberst #2: "That's bullcrap. If Allies get DEs, we want the Type XXI U-boat!"

Voice of Reason: "The Type XXI never saw combat. The first operational boat was on its first cruise when the war ended, and it never engaged any allied shipping."

HTC: "We're looking at adding S-class boats for 1.05 patch 4."

LW Obersts #1 & #2: "Bullcrap. No Dora, no XXI, WE QUIT!"
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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: YANKEE on October 26, 2000, 05:07:00 PM: Sorry Hang. Can't at the moment. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) All extra curricular activities have been suspended until the Yanks finish beating up on the Mets. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

BTW, I don't think your cat would like the water....

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Hangtime on October 26, 2000, 07:56:00 PM: Won't be long now Yankee. The Mets don't stand a chance; never did....

Clemens should be fined another 50k for missing...

.. and the cat can swim. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Hang
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Post by: LJK Raubvogel on October 26, 2000, 08:01:00 PM: The World Series is on? who knew (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Sundog on October 26, 2000, 08:44:00 PM: 1. Bush won the election and didn't realize it was for President, not Baseball Commisioner.

2. The Carrier is too Uber. It requires more then one Cookie to sink it.

3. Gore won the election and didn't realize all the math can't save Social Security.

4. HTC came out of the closet and admitted, `Aces High isn't real'.

5. We're (whichever team you fly for) always getting gangbanged by the other two teams!

6. You mean Cobra isn't Anal Retentive? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

7. Bombers are too tough.

8. Bombers are too weak.

9. The sun moves too fast.

10. Sundog's posting again.
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Westy on October 26, 2000, 09:00:00 PM: Or.....

"That's it! "MG" just shot me down with his CHog."
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: goat10 on October 26, 2000, 09:09:00 PM: I gota give my Cat a bath and the shampoo cost $29.95 plus tax.

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: Hangtime on October 26, 2000, 11:40:00 PM: I just back mine inta a corner and douse it with the hose.

Of course; I don't dare sleep for a week after that...

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Hang
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: indian on October 26, 2000, 11:58:00 PM: Yankee dripping wet. Damn Im married, cant think of that. And those damn Yankees won.

Still dont like baseball.

Funs over now what?

By the way I quit because Hangtime kicks his cat when he misses a shot.
Or I quit becuase I keep hearing thes ping ping bang noise and Im sitting in the tower again what happens to my plane some one still it.

By the way those of you who have not read the
AH Con forum I started picking on Yankee to help Ripsnort and that I dont like the Yankees baseball team (tired of same old winners and realy dont care to much about baseball. So I have nothing personal with Yankee and she even know my wife so now she could get me in truoble. Till next year at the con funs over. For you singal guys she is Pretty and dont forget Ronnie either. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
I dont like hockey either but will root for any one thats beats a NY team. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Post by: -lynx- on October 27, 2000, 10:26:00 AM: Personally I'm scared to look into that pit again but didn't Spitboy post a sensible thing in that 250+ posts mostrosity? Time to quit (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif).

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Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: prz on October 27, 2000, 11:09:00 AM: Next reason to quit:

I'm sure we'll have a bug where U can accelerate carriers to 200mph when going down-waves ;-)
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Post by: Fariz on October 27, 2000, 11:21:00 AM: Give me my submarine (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Fariz
Title: Bets On What Causes The Next "I Quit" Posts
Post by: flakbait on October 27, 2000, 12:29:00 PM: Short list:

1) I want Mk. 48 ADCAP torpedoes for every ship!

2) You better include a Los Angeles class submarine to run down the Uber-Carriers!

3) 40mm accuracy is undermodeled!

Alt-3) 40mm is too powerful! My Zeke should take no less than 30 hits and survive!

4) Axis whiners: We want that Mk. 15 to have bad firing pistols just like the real deal!

5) Allied whiners: We want the Long Lance range and speed knocked down to 500 feet and 20 knots respectively!

6) That cruiser's armor is under modeled! It should take more than 12 hits from a Long Lance to die! Not 3!

[Axis & Allied together] Change everything above or we quit!

That list about right?

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Delta 6's Flight School (http://www.worldaccessnet.com/~delta6)
"My art is the wings of an aircraft through the skies, my music the deep hum of a prop as it slices the air, my thrill the thunder of guns tearing asunder an enemy plane."
Flakbait
19 September 2000