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Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: GRUNHERZ on August 15, 2003, 11:07:28 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/08/15/blackout.crime/index.html

;)

President Bush on Thursday evening told Americans he appreciated their civility.

"I want to thank the people for their calm response to this emergency situation," he said. "It's been remarkable to watch on TV how resolved the people have been in dealing with this situation. I know their neighbors are thankful for the proper and calm response."

However, in Canada, officials reported a number of thefts and looting.

"There is serious looting going on" in parts of Ottawa, said Ottawa police chief Vince Bevan, adding there have been reports of break-ins, smashed windows and theft in the nation's capital.

Ontario declared a state of emergency after the power outage.
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: Yeager on August 15, 2003, 11:15:47 AM
Its all that juiced up canadian hemp and funky marriages coupled with socialistic perversions.
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: Batz on August 15, 2003, 12:08:43 PM
Geesh its  safer to sleep on the street in New York City then to wonder around Ottawa... Maybe theres something to this "migration" North.
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: midnight Target on August 15, 2003, 12:25:11 PM
I read somewhere that some geeky lookin dweeb was walking down his street naked too!
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: Thrawn on August 15, 2003, 02:53:47 PM
What a pile of bull****.  A couple of groups of kids broke some windows and stole some stuff.

You have to remember that "Serious" looting in the context of relatively quiet Ottawa, is a hell of alot different than "Serious" looting in the context of New York City.

And futhermore a bunch of state governors also declaired states of emergency.

Better luck next time Grun.
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: Dago on August 15, 2003, 03:49:17 PM
It was bedlam! Anarchy prevailed!  Hardware stores were rampaged, there wasn't a spare chainsaw blade left in town, they were all stolen by the looters.  Liquor stores suffered equally, all the Moosehead dissapeared, but strangely, all the beer made in the United States remained untouched.  When asked what it was all about, why they were looting and rioting, one local of Ottawa simply said "ehh?  it's aboot having a good time and getting some free stuff ya hoser"  Order was restored when the wild mob drifted off home to sleep off another bender.

:)
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: SirLoin on August 15, 2003, 05:23:05 PM
If it makes you feel better Groinhertz..It was a Canadian squirrel that snuck over the border,infultrated your power grid defenses and sacrificed his rodent soul by shorting out your power in Cleveland a full 12 minutes before power went out in the Great White North.

Our Toronto Mayor(Mel Lastman) said it best in response to the NY mayor(who said Canadian incompitance was to blame)..

"When have the Americans ever taken the blame for anything"

Lol!:D
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: GRUNHERZ on August 15, 2003, 08:47:47 PM
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Originally posted by Thrawn
What a pile of bull****.  A couple of groups of kids broke some windows and stole some stuff.

You have to remember that "Serious" looting in the context of relatively quiet Ottawa, is a hell of alot different than "Serious" looting in the context of New York City.

And futhermore a bunch of state governors also declaired states of emergency.

Better luck next time Grun.


LOL Thrwan calm down! Calm down!  You canadians are so agressive... :)
Title: See!
Post by: Syzygyone on August 16, 2003, 07:18:58 AM
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Originally posted by SirLoin
It was a Canadian squirrel that snuck over the border,infultrated your power grid defenses and sacrificed his rodent soul

 
See, I've been trying to tell ya'll that Canada knows full well that terrorists use Canada as the gateway to attack the U.S.  And,  we understand that the squirrel came in through French Canada!

:D
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: sax on August 16, 2003, 08:00:02 AM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
LOL Thrwan calm down! Calm down!  You canadians are so agressive... :)

Be nice or we'll thro the switch again:)
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: Ripper29 on August 16, 2003, 08:24:04 AM
The next time I think we need to shut off the gas as well  :p
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: Torque on August 16, 2003, 08:59:06 AM
Ah comon now! since when did a little looting hurt anyone? it's fun and exciting especially if you're nekid. ;)
Title: Uncivilized Canadian Savages...
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on August 16, 2003, 09:22:54 AM
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Originally posted by Yeager
Its all that juiced up canadian hemp and funky marriages coupled with socialistic perversions.


Damn might move to Canada soon!!