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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: hblair on August 16, 2001, 08:44:00 AM
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...We need some good old fashioned animosity stirred up between our Combat Theatre (Historical Arena) and Main Arena pilots. I will try to contribute what I can here.
Top Ten reasons Combat Theatre pilots are superior to Main Arena pile-its:
10. Combat Theatre pilots forgot more about ACM than a Main Arena pile-it will ever learn.
9. Main Arena pile-its often have to renew their accounts every other month because their momma's check bounced.
8. Main Arena pile-its use dot-dar to find a fight. :rolleyes:
7. Combat Theatre pilots use "the force" to find fights. ;)
6. SWulfe is SKEEEERD! :eek: :(
5. Lephturn is SKKERRRD! (too) :(
4. Combat Theatre pilots get more nookie from the wife.
3. Main Arena pile-its spend a lot of time in the bathroom.
2. Main Arena Pile-it:
(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/diaper.jpg)
1. Combat Theatre Pilot:
(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/freaky57.jpg)
[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]
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Combat Theater pilots are little red Xs?
Sweet jebus, no wonder why they are so anal!
:D
-SW
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BTW, the one sortie I flew in the CT I got 24.something perk points... it was ssssoooo hard I think I almost got a stiffy!
:)
-SW
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How come all these experts are in the MA and there is 0 in the CT? Must be practicing against the newbies, I see.
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Hblair has it wrong:
Combat Theater Italian Pilot:
(http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00580.jpg)
Combat Theater British Pilot:
(http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00588.jpg) (notice the bad teeth)
Combat Theater American Pilot:
(http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00581.jpg)
Combat Theater Russian Pilot:
(http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00561.jpg)
Combat Theater Japanese Pilot:
(http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00430.jpg)
Combat Theater German Pilot:
(http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00458.jpg)
AND my favorite:
THE MA PILOT:
(http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00513.jpg)
:D
-SW
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Originally posted by SWulfe:
Hblair has it wrong:
:D
-SW
LMAO!
I like the Combat Arena idea.
The problem with the Norway Terrain is that it takes forever to fly 1 sortie, and since there are such small quantity of guys there, it's near impossible to do anything.
Also, the perk pot seems farged up. I flew a Typhoon which shows 0 as a cost and yet I lost points for having died in it.
Viper
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Heheh... I may be "SKKKEEEERDD", but I'll be in the CT when I can. I love the concept. I don't have a lot of time to fly right now, but when I do it will mostly be in the CT.
We'll see who's "Skeeert" when the D-11 Jug is available in the CT. Muahahaha!
BTW hblair... if you really want to attract folks to the CT, here's how....
Combat Theater version of "sheep":
(http://www.babe-site.com/babes/pix.php?/HeidiKlum_032_100_ba83b53764)
Lephturn
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Quit Hijacking my thread!! :D
SW, I think I'm gonna be sick man.
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Originally posted by hblair:
SW, I think I'm gonna be sick man.
WHAT?!?! You mean you are NOT going to BLOW CHOW this time????
:D
-SW
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Originally posted by Creamo:
How come all these experts are in the MA and there is 0 in the CT? Must be practicing against the newbies, I see.
That's because we all work during the day. Main Arena pile-its are all jobless, therefore they are in the main right now.
:D
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Hblair: (http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/otn/mfinger/thefinger_red.gif)
(http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif)
-SW
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Originally posted by hblair:
4. Combat Theatre pilots get more nookie from the wife.
It's true! Since flying in the combat arena, I've been getting much more nookie from Hblair's wife! :eek:
SOB
...I'm going to hide now!
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(http://www.cybrtyme.com/personal/hblair/flamer.gif) (http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/otn/mfinger/thefinger_red.gif)
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SOB, what was your home address again? I have something I want to mail you.
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TOP 5 REASONS TO FLY IN THE CT
5. It gives you such a warm and fuzzy safe feeling
4. On a clear day, you can see a long long way.
3. You can be a big tough fish in a little bitty pond.
2. The name Combat Theatre sounds really neato.
1. Ram flies there!
:D
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I woulda thought the 13th TAS would like to fly in the Combat Theatre seeings how you fellas just fly around at hi altitudes doing meteorological research and all.
:p
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lol hb you're killin me stop...
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ROFLMAO at all of you!
I've only been in the MA once since the CT opened up, and I must say it's one hell of a lot more fun. Yesterday Fester suggested we fly with freindly only icons, talk about immersion! I think what he said was right also, the gunnery is a whole lot easier and I had no problems shooting down Spits, just not Festers tho! Sure wish more of you would drop by.
ts
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!
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ROFLOLAPMP <translation> (Rollin on the floor laughing out loud almost peed my pants) :D
This is the funniest thread I've read/seen in a long while!!!
he he he he
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Ahhh my young adversary...you see, what you mistake as high altitude folly, is in truth, merely a group of friends yappin on the grab.
We tend to bring our own band to the party and dance to our own music...unlike some who feel the need to slam dance, we prefer the waltz :)
When you get older, you'll understand that to have it all is not a bad thing, but to not savor it, is a shame :D
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Top 10 Reasons Why CA Pilots are Better than MA Pilots
[list=1]
- CA pilots have lots of free time (=no life).
- CA is where the purist form of "simmers" fly (=nerds).
- CA pilots love "reality" shows like MTV's "The Real World".
- CA pilots have difficulty distinguishing between reality and make believe.
- CA pilots are delusional (convinced that AH is reality and not a game).
- CA pilots have make believe friends to substitute for "real" friends.
- CA pilots believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
- CA pilots prefer mostly boredom with just a bit of excitement.
- MA pilots prefer mostly excitement and hate being bored.
- CA pilots think that their computer IS really an airplane.
[/list=a]
:D
[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: dtango ]
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TOP 10 REASONS MA PILOTS ARE BETTER
10: Better Equipment.. Y'know what I mean!
9: No strange odors surrounding them.
8: Do not need extra-large canopies because ego does not need another dimension to reside in.
7: Strong and fit, because they are in combat more often.
6: Tone buttock's (for the ladies) from bailing out so much and chasing sheep.
5: Experienced in the art of love making to women, compared to the CT piolets who consider sheep "the best thing since yankin' n' spankin"!
4: Fully capable of flying while completely inebriated and still whoop some ass!
3: Excellent knowledge of ACM, do not require jumping other piolets while they are on the crapper to get kills.
2: Mentally disturbed on the ground, even moreso in the air.
and finally...
1: MA piolets have the biggest joysticks!!!
(http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/contrib/blackeye/evil_laughter.gif)
(http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugha.gif)
-SW
[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]
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(http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/violent/biggrinshoot.gif)
-SW
[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]
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10. MA pilots are virgins (that is they've never has sex with a girl)
9. MA pilots are FDP love toys.
8. MA pilots don't drink 'cause they aren't 21 yet
7. MA pilots: you can see them coming from miles away.
6. MA pilots spend 20 minutes in the hangar trying to figure out what plane to fly next.
5. MA pilots have unusually large right forearms from spending 20 minutes in the hangar on a regular basis.
4. MA pilots check for tp after they sit down.
3. MA pilots have velcro flight gloves just in case they bail.
2. MA pilots are relieved that Fester is now in the CA.
1. MA pilots need bigger joysticks to compensate.
AKDejaVu
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10: Dejavu is a panzy
9: Dejavu is a panzy
8: Dejavu is a panzy
7: Dejavu is a panzy
6: Dejavu is a panzy
5: Dejavu is a panzy
4: Dejavu is a panzy
3: Dejavu is a panzy
2: Dejavu is a panzy
1: Dejavu and Hblair are friends with benefits!
(http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/violent/dark2.gif)
-SW
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10. CA pilots have actually seen girls naked.
9. CA pilots stole the TP from the FDP's latrine.
8. CA pilots don't think beer tastes "yuckie"
7. CA pilots only visit the hangar on special occasions.
6. CA pilots have large right and left forearms. Some jobs just require two hands.
5. CA pilots check for TP BEFORE they sit down.
4. CA pilots don't need velcro to catch sheep.
3. CA pilots can't figure out why the MA was so afraid of Fester.
2. CA pilots aren't refering to their flight controls when speaking of their big joysticks.
1. CA pilots can keep it up twice as long.
AKDejaVu
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Woohoo! DJ's on my side.
:D
Neeeener, Neeeener!
DJ, can I borrow 20 bucks?
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<hands hblair $20>"Chow said you'd know what to do".
:D
AKDejaVu
[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: AKDejaVu ]
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
10. CA pilots have actually seen girls naked.
Porn don't count!
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
9. CA pilots stole the TP from the FDP's latrine.
Jokes on you, that's 1-ply!!!
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
8. CA pilots don't think beer tastes "yuckie"
Perhaps, but you also prefer fruity wine coolers above all else.
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
7. CA pilots only visit the hangar on special occasions.
Yeah, kind of like how the Ambiguously Gay Duo are special friends.
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
6. CA pilots have large right and left forearms. Some jobs just require two hands.
One to hold the magnifying glass, the other for the tweezers.
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
5. CA pilots check for TP BEFORE they sit down.
You sit down to pee? Well that explains it all!
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
4. CA pilots don't need velcro to catch sheep.
CA pilots can't even catch a cold, let alone sheep!
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
3. CA pilots can't figure out why the MA was so afraid of Fester.
CA pilots are too busy being vulched by Fester to figure anything out.
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
2. CA pilots aren't refering to their flight controls when speaking of their big joysticks.
Yeah, they are referring to the only thing they can get up... their middle finger!
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
1. CA pilots can keep it up twice as long.
Good for you, why do you need your middle finger up for more than a minute anyway?
(http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/laughing/lol2.gif)
-SW
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Wulfie, you should have simply said "I know you are but what am I?". Woulda had the same effect with much less typing.
AKDejaVu
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I could have, but it's much more fun to twist your words line by line.
Damn shame you've become a fruity wine cooler drinking weenie and friends with Hblair.
Next week the two of yas will most likely be sharing a cot together...
-SW
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Wow, DJ and SW pullin hair!
Get him!
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Shouldn`t it be get HER :D