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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Rutilant on August 19, 2003, 01:26:37 AM
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This petition is to make sheep mandatory and plentiful in all MA maps! No longer shall we go without the sheep we used to know and love. No more long flights without being able to look down and see the thousands of sheep, grazing on open pasture. So pure, so wonderful..
WE WANT SHEEP! WE WANT SHEEP!
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The cluttersheep, while largely useless, definately added a lot of character to the game. I'd love to have them back.
I don't remember... did the old sheep toggle off with a ctrl-c with the rest of the clutter?
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and what about the sheep herding... with all those cute shepardess's.... I'm in for the Sheep Baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaAAA
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skull12
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I want goats I want goats
Get rid of the sheep
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My my,such emotion for the wooly playthings,unfortunatly,when the said sheeps were removed,I took it upon myself to bring all of them into my 'protection' since then Ive been having too much fun to release them back to you lot, Ive become too 'attached' to them,so youll all have to make do with the other farmyard animals,try milking cows Rut,youll like that! :D
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yet another shane-ism is making its way into the AH lexicon....
cluttersheep. :D
now, with a 2.6 p4, i wouldn't mind if they came back in somewhat limited nbrs... too many breeds contempt (familarity and all that) and lessens their value as objects to be fought for/over.
maybe a few little herds around important bases and strat objects.
hell, make them a strat object, if they get killed, the defending side's perk modifier gets bumped downwards (or upwards whichever makes things more expensive) for a certain time.
:D
other than that, there are wayyyy too many sheep-lemmings as it is in the player-base.
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Here's a sheep joke.
Q: How come Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because the sound of a zipper scares the sheep.
:)
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Forget the sheep, Bring on the milk cows!!! :eek:
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_91_1061307235.jpg)
Gunahurl :D
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Why do the Bish prefer sex on the edge of a clift?
Cause the sheep push back harder.:)
Bumba.
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Due to catching JOC setting up the porta-pens too many times I have secured a small select herd I am keeping in an undisclosed , secluded area.:cool:
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Jackal.. the outhouse is unfit for sheep.. you sick sorry sunovabish!
Vote now everyone!
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THE SHEEP ARE GONE?????
Then what have I been playing with behind the tower?
HMMMM
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Ya, more sheep please, JOC takes all of ours back to his place!
(http://www.btinternet.com/~nexx/chairsheep.jpg)
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Originally posted by B17Skull12
skull12
kid you are too young!!! find a girl:D ;)
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I really like the idea of sheep as strat objects. Of course that in itself is an argument against it.
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Originally posted by Killjoy2
I really like the idea of sheep as strat objects.
LYNCH TIIIIIIIME!
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HiTech used to be the biggest sheep shagger of all until his past came back to haunt him at his wedding:
(http://www.dbstaines.com/images/Hitechwed.gif)
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We need mountain goats in Trinity, something to look at as we climb to 20+k to clear a low pass.
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Instead of troops,why not have sheeps?..Sheeps in chutes..Sheeps running to the sheep den(instead of map room)...And when you turn the engine off in your m3,you hear them "Baaa" as they scurry off .
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The plural of sheep is sheep. NOT SHEEPS. You have a 3-way with two SHEEP... not two SHEEPS.
Dammit man. Get with the program.
MiniD
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I got a great Sheeps sound for the troops at my website for troop droppin,kinda makes me go all gooey whenever I drop troops!:D
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Ewwww..
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Originally posted by Joc
I got a great Sheeps sound for the troops at my website for troop droppin,kinda makes me go all gooey whenever I drop troops!:D
Lol(s)!..Downloadings as I's types.:D
SHEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by medicboy
We need mountain goats in Trinity, something to look at as we climb to 20+k to clear a low pass.
Doh! Goats?? Goats you say? Goats as in goats? We don need no steeenkin goats.
You can`t take a goat to a base dance. They have beards . Against regs.
NOTE: Fedx please have Intel look in to this one. There could be a leak. :D
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Screw mountain goats... use bighorn.. mountain.. sheep?
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(SLAPA-DA-RUT!)
:D
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Don't get JOC started guys. It won't be pretty. He keeps expanding his pen, so no matter how many we add, they keep getting roped by him. I think he is building the perfect toupee'. :D
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Doh! Goats?? Goats you say? Goats as in goats? We don need no steeenkin goats.
You can`t take a goat to a base dance. They have beards . Against regs.
Some of us might like goats better than sheep - especially with beards! ;) :D
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A wooly toupee? hmmmm I think you might be onto something there young Skuzz! :D Ill run up a couple of protytypes,could be a market for this!!! :D
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REASONS SHEEP ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.
You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.
Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.
Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.
Nuttin' beats mutton.
Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.
Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.
Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.
Sheep never ask about your former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.
No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe.
Sheep are never concerned about their reputation.
Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up.
Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up the second time.
Sheep never insist on eating out.
You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson.
Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.
Sheep don't smell like tuna fish.
Sheep don't get moody once a month.
You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth.
A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay.
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed.
A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.
A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay.
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.
A sheep won't care if you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator.
A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom.
A sheep will never sue you for alimony.
A sheep won't care if you screw her sister.
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing.
A sheep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can.
Sheep never have a headache.
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill.
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.
A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons.
Sheep grow their own fur coats.
A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football.
Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend.
A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning.
Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex.
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up.
A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator.
A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style.
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom.
Sheep are "ram tough".
A sheep won't think you're cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth.
Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on.
Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning.
Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck.
A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, she's not drunk enough to enjoy it.
A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber.
You can't tell when a sheep is over weight.
Sheep don't hog the bathroom for hours on end every morning.
Sheep won't drag you to a chick flick.
Sheep aren't feminists.
Sheep don't get offended when you drag 'em out with shears and shave 'em down.
A Sheep doesn't try to get you jealous by flirting in front of you with your friends.
Sheep don't drive automobiles... let alone drive ANYTHING.
A Sheep won't ***** when you are doing things with the guys.
Sheep have no need for 372 pairs of shoes.
Sheep don't complain about thongs or any type of lingerie
Sheep don't mind the taste of whipped cream.
Sheep won't kick you out of your own bed - well, they MIGHT but they won't do it verbally.
Sheep never complain if your laundry needs doing... badly.
Sheep could care less about fashion sense.
Sheep don't hate football season.
A Sheep won't encourage you to get into fights.
You can feed a sheep to a crocodile and when you're done you won't get thrown in prison for it.
Warm on BOTH sides.
Sheep make wool.
Sheep don't ask "What have you done for me lately?"
You can be a sheep farmer... aka Polygamy.
You can sell a sheep when you're tired of it.
With a sheep, you don't have to buy it dinner first and it can be your dinner *after*.
Sheep make the same noise all the time.
You don't have to hide your credit cards around sheep.
Sheep don't run away.
Sheep are always on all fours.
No one's ever heard a sheep say "Men are scum".
Sheep don't expect an orgasm.
A Sheep doesn't mind if you are done in two minutes or if you go to sleep afterwards.
Sheep don't have a father with a shotgun.
You can practice unsafe sex with sheep and not worry about pregnancy.
Sheep don't drag you to work parties or any other stupid parties.
Sheep will let you sleep in 'til noon.
Sheep don't drag you to 'family gatherings'.
Sheep don't expect you to marry them.
You don't have to buy expensive jewelry for sheep.
A sheep doesn't care if you ever meet its parents.
A sheep won't constantly nag you about what you're thinking.
A Sheep doesn't fill in your planner with sissy romantic stuff - like "Remember Valentine's Day"
Sheep could care less about chocolate or what it does to their thighs.
Sheep don't know the difference between a 1 karat and a 2 karat diamond.
Sheep don't want to monopolize all your time.
A Sheep has never had a hard time picking out a new shirt, a wedding gift or even a bathing suit.
Sheep "Baa" instead of *****"
A sheep won't drink your beer.
Sex with a sheep under 18 is not considered statutory rape.
You don't have to worry about mom approving of your sheep, you know she doesn't.
You can legally kill a sheep.
A sheep won't smoke your weed, through they might eat it.
There's no such thing as an ugly sheep.
Sheep won't tell you to mow the lawn - they mow it for you.
Sheep orgies are easy to arrange.
Three words: "Sheep don't tell."
A sheep won't yell out another man's name during sex.
A sheep has never asked "Do you love me?"
You can legally own a sheep.
Receiving oral sex from a sheep is as simple as buying a jar of peanut butter.
Velcro Mittens don't work on women.
Sheep don't care if you are late.
It doesn't take buying a lot of expensive drinks at the bar to take advantage of a sheep.
You won't get AIDS from a sheep, though Syphilis can be a problem.
Sheep are not anorexic.
Sheep don't mind hearing about how great an ex-girlfriend was at oral sex.
Sheep don't care whether you hate their parents.
Sheep don't care if you screw their parents, siblings, cousins or any other blood relative.
Sheep don't press charges.
Sheep don't make up a "Honey-Do" list for Football Saturday/Sunday.
Sheep don't have alcoholic mothers who make passes at you.
Sheep can't e-mail.
Carrots - not Karats.
Sheep don't know how to call you on the telephone.
Sheep don't like boy bands.
Sheep dont get pissed when you're playing video games
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ya bring back the sheep and make them explode like AW sheep did. Hey do any of you old AW guys remember the hack on the hanger screen to make the sheep talk. Whhoos youur ddaadddyyyy. OOHH mmmeee soo hhhoorrrnnyyy!
Damn the first time I heard that I LMAO for hours. Damn it was funny.
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(http://www.wiseacre-gardens.com/wallpaper/sheep.jpg)
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I like goats.
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don't get pissed scsi .. this is in good taste :D; I hope
Here's a sheep for ya fellas LOL!
http://www.muttonbone.com/loveewe.html
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Originally posted by Manedew
Here's a sheep for ya fellas LOL!
http://www.muttonbone.com/loveewe.html
The T-shirts they sell are funnier...
(http://www.muttonbone.com/images/sleep_lg.jpg)
(http://www.muttonbone.com/images/babe_lg.jpg)
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Sure, its all fun and games until you run over one with a Tiger tank and explode.
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Originally posted by Shiva
The T-shirts they sell are funnier...
(http://www.muttonbone.com/images/sleep_lg.jpg)
(http://www.muttonbone.com/images/babe_lg.jpg)
Perfect tshirts for the next con!
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
REASONS SHEEP ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
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Its disturbing how long you made this list - makes me wonder what other lists you have stored up.
Wolfala
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What the hell is the banana doing to that lemon?
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Originally posted by Rutilant
What the hell is the banana doing to that lemon?
I think its pretty obvious the bananna is banging the toejam out of the grapefruit (I think - debate rages whether its a grapefruit or a lemon)
Wolfala
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I hope that banana's wearing a peel.
bumba
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Originally posted by Wolfala
I think its pretty obvious the bananna is banging the toejam out of the grapefruit (I think - debate rages whether its a grapefruit or a lemon)
Wolfala
And that's not drool coming out of the mouth, either.
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Ya know, I think that Love ewe is the perfect award for the next contest:
Are you Sheep enough :D
Joc's a "ewe" in for the award, bwahahaha :D
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Originally posted by Wolfala
Originally posted by Waffle BAS
REASONS SHEEP ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
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Its disturbing how long you made this list - makes me wonder what other lists you have stored up.
Wolfala
LOL! Don't Kill the Messenger, I got it from Joc and his website.
I should be praised, not ridiculed for finding this crap on the web...
If you don't believe me, look below:
www.sheepacrosstheworld.com (http://www.sheepacrosstheworld.com)
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Id like to make it clear that I have nothing to do with this website,nor any other that deals with young,attractive,fluffy,wooly,sheep,Mr.Waffle will be hearing from my Lawyer very soon......Nomde too........ewe nasty guys...