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Title: LOL This is so funny!
Post by: maximus13 on August 08, 2000, 11:17:00 AM
  Ok

  I had just dropped all my eggs on a31, and was turing to rtb with no feul sence a fighter shot ot all but one tank. I see a 109 takeoff, and decide to scare it by roaring down on it in my b-17. I get withing 1.7k, and press X to auto level. ::BOOM:: The ends of my wings tear off, leaving just enough wing to be able to fly with.  The 109 gets tornn to shreds by my front guns.  It was Zigrat.

Here is what he said on chat:

Zigrat: I got that on film and am sending it to HT.
Maximus: Why?
Zigrat: because you flew you wingless ack star and killed me.
Maximus: Ohhh wow, let's all have a pity party.


I then shot down minus, who was on my tail, but he got me

Minus: Maximus is using a cheat, he is flying without any wings.
Maximus: ROFL

You Whiners are making me sick. I got out of Half Life becuase of all the little kids who swear, whine, and squeak about everything. ::coughs:: tac ::Coughs  And now we have them in AH.  It really saddens me  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

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Post by: Wanker on August 08, 2000, 11:25:00 AM
Um, Maximus, regardless of whether or not you had wings...

Ackstarring is not going to win you any friends in AH. In fact, it is frowned on by the majority of players.
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Post by: Udie on August 08, 2000, 11:30:00 AM
 hehe seeing somebody talk this way about Zigrat and Minus is rather funny. IMO whining about chanel 1 whines get's old.  That's why we have the .squelch command online.  It's also poor form to come here and name names. As many will probobly point out  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)


Udie
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Post by: Mox on August 08, 2000, 11:44:00 AM
Maximus13 can I assume you are Maximus in game?  If you are then you're the person that's always lagging and refusing to reconnect, correct?  

I have several flights of your's recorded yesterday where you were bouncing end over end in a cart wheel like motion in a spit while continueing to fly and follow me all the time shooting directly at me.  I remember around 5 different people asking you nicely to relog and you simply said "it's not my fault I'm lagging" and refused to relog.

Reminder: IMHO it IS your fault if you continue to abuse your lag and do not relog even when multiple people pointed out you were warping all over the place.  

Mox

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Post by: Swager on August 08, 2000, 11:44:00 AM
Naming name??   I'll name manes!

Udie shot me down many times!!

There! Take that Udie!!!!!


HeHe!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Post by: minus on August 08, 2000, 11:56:00 AM
Hey maximus !!!!!! i ever never sayd u CHEAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u anderstud ?????????
 i writen maby a BUGGGGGG !!!!! got recordet your smokin  vingles buff furbaling with my 190 i writre u turned beter like my 190 !!!!
 if u thing is  it a cheat you biznes i newer write words cheat !!!
 so go SOMewhere ,  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/mad.gif)
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Post by: minus on August 08, 2000, 12:06:00 PM
if u like  discute who what sayd i can send my film  actualy i vonder how many 20 mm u get hit until  finaly riped the rest of you miracle plane , i whine about the gameplay  i dont care about you ackstaring  
and u dont shot my down but i balied after u  the buff got riped and host give u the credit
 next time dont acuse my about words Cheat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant say this ,  for the long history when  ben flying  for biscuits , a another myracle bird without wings kiled the half arena my and Torque begin whine and HT kicked uss
 so from this time I NEVER WRiTe some one cheat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some uf u only using the gameplay holes and bugs so leave my alone  PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Post by: g00bd0g on August 08, 2000, 12:13:00 PM
Maximus, I sympathize... What are you supposed to do roll over and die quietly? Hell no, kamikazee the mothers. That's what I'd do. People, If you get killed by a buff, just remember it's you own damn fault.
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Post by: eddiek on August 08, 2000, 12:15:00 PM


WOW!
"Hooked on Phonics" worked for me!
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Post by: AKDejaVu on August 08, 2000, 12:29:00 PM
I have to agree with Mox... your connex sucks big time maximus.  I was on your dead 6 last night and followed you through a dive and a couple of scissors... only to have you outright disappear.. then reappear 3.2k south.

As for the wingless flying... if people here haven't seen what happens when a 26 loses their outer wingtips then they haven't played enough.  26's fly straight and level just fine with wingtips gone.

AKDejaVu
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Post by: RAM on August 08, 2000, 01:04:00 PM
As you posted an IDENTICAL thread on Gameplay forum I feel free to give you an IDENTICAL answer   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif):

So... you are telling me that you DIVED on a fighter to FIRE AT IT with your guns?
Guess how many B17s dived on 109Gs in WWII to kill them? Eh?

Ok you said it all about B17s and their "defensive" weapons...Those lasers are the reason because YOU dived on a fighter. In a realistic environment (I.E. Realistic guns on the buffs) you'd had prayed for the 109 to go, let alone DIVE on it like you were a damned fighter!!!

And you still want us NOT to whine. There is a reason for it so I call it "legal whine"   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Ackstar Turbolazers SUCK!



[This message has been edited by RAM (edited 08-08-2000).]
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Post by: Apache on August 08, 2000, 01:10:00 PM
I don't usually get involved in these things, however, I must say Maximus, your connect is the worst I have ever seen on a consistent basis. I first noticed you last Thursday when 3 of the Rattlers were trying to get ya in a p47. Man, talk about warps!! Right when I was lining up and about to squeeze off!
Wasn't just me either. As a matter of fact, when someone on country channel says "That guy is warpy", someone will reply, "It must be Maximus"  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Post by: Mighty1 on August 08, 2000, 01:13:00 PM
I'm sorry for my original post.

I really shouldn't have commented on Maximus' manhood, his lack of flying skill or his history with (male)sheep.

In the future I will try to keep my comments to myself and try not to pick on the people who ride in the little yellow school buses.
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Post by: AKSeaWulfe on August 08, 2000, 03:01:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by eddiek:


WOW!
"Hooked on Phonics" worked for me!

I assume you mean Minus with this reply eddiek? Did you bother checking out that he's from france? Go ahead and say those two paragraphs he said in english, which are easy enough to understand, in his native tongue.
-SW
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Post by: Tac on August 08, 2000, 03:16:00 PM
As RAM points out, you posted the same crap in 2 threads. So you get the same response on both:

You must have had a sad childhood maximus. Not only have you posted this very same topic on 2 threads, but you call me a "whiner"? All my posts about buffs have been discussions, not finger pointing and snitching on the behaviour of other players in the MA.

How pathetic.

Added to this thread:

"I must say Maximus, your connect is the worst I have ever seen on a consistent basis"

Yep. He's always on his turbolaser armed warpbuff and taunting others to come and kill him. I've yet to see him on a fighter, though.

That's what we get when rednecks learn to read and get their hands on computers. *cringe*
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Post by: Apache on August 08, 2000, 03:44:00 PM
lol Tac. Musta been a fluke. Bigjim finally got him when he was warping all over the place. I asked him who it was and he said Maximus.

Ya know what is weird, everytime he warped, it was to my 6. Strange indeed. Guess I was just overshootin'

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Apache
=XO= VMF-323 Death Rattlers
VMF 323 Death Rattlers Web Site (http://home.earthlink.net/~bkapache)

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Post by: Fishu on August 08, 2000, 05:51:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:

As for the wingless flying... if people here haven't seen what happens when a 26 loses their outer wingtips then they haven't played enough.  26's fly straight and level just fine with wingtips gone.

F4u-1c is *excellent* in doing that, I have killed a panzer without wingtips and landed   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Not to forget those F4u, B26 and Fw190s I've seen limping back home without wingtips  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Post by: Jigster on August 08, 2000, 06:25:00 PM
 
Quote
Originally posted by RAM:


Ok you said it all about B17s and their "defensive" weapons...Those lasers are the reason because YOU dived on a fighter. In a realistic environment (I.E. Realistic guns on the buffs) you'd had prayed for the 109 to go, let alone DIVE on it like you were a damned fighter!

Ackstar Turbolazers SUCK!

[This message has been edited by RAM (edited 08-08-2000).]

Kinda off topic...but

RAM, have you ever read the story on "How the flying Porcuipine got it's name" ?

I think if one single Short Sunderland can take down 4 or 5 Ju88C's, and damage two more beyond repair with ONLY .303 guns and preforming the only the "corkscrew" defensive manuver...

I'll dig for an online copy, otherwise I'll type it out...tis a very good account of lone buff vs multi-direction fighter attack  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

I think the biggest problem with USAAF gun crews was lack of training...very little was given in how to lead the plane because of the plane's own speed, and the difficulty of hitting a plane as small as a 109 or Fw-190...like pilots, most of the people in AH have far more gunnery practice then their real-life counterparts.

Oh well.

- Jig
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"How could you miss? I met eye to eye with that Messerschmit pilot! Hell I think I even saw him grinning!." -- Kevin C. Bacon (who recently passed away  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif) ) 8th AF B-17 pilot.

"Well, I pointed, I fired, and my bullets just never connected. Only a few seconds to fire anyway." -- 'Mack' Jones, flight engineer and upper-turrent gunner.
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Post by: funked on August 08, 2000, 08:17:00 PM
The wingless planes are not a cheat, they are a result of connection problems.  Sounds like you need a new ISP buddy!
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Post by: RAM on August 09, 2000, 07:32:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by Jigster:
Kinda off topic...but

RAM, have you ever read the story on "How the flying Porcuipine got it's name" ?

I think if one single Short Sunderland can take down 4 or 5 Ju88C's, and damage two more beyond repair with ONLY .303 guns and preforming the only the "corkscrew" defensive manuver...

I'll dig for an online copy, otherwise I'll type it out...tis a very good account of lone buff vs multi-direction fighter attack   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

I think the biggest problem with USAAF gun crews was lack of training...very little was given in how to lead the plane because of the plane's own speed, and the difficulty of hitting a plane as small as a 109 or Fw-190...like pilots, most of the people in AH have far more gunnery practice then their real-life counterparts.

Oh well.

- Jig
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"How could you miss? I met eye to eye with that Messerschmit pilot! Hell I think I even saw him grinning!." -- Kevin C. Bacon (who recently passed away   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif) ) 8th AF B-17 pilot.

"Well, I pointed, I fired, and my bullets just never connected. Only a few seconds to fire anyway." -- 'Mack' Jones, flight engineer and upper-turrent gunner.


You are telling me nothing about my topic. I ask WHY a bomber dives on a fighter to fight it when in a realistic environment it should RUN AWAY AS FAST AS HE COULD.

Answer? Lazer guns. Plain and simple. Those concentrated turbolasers make akstarring a SO easy thing that a in a 109G-B17 contest the cat is the B17 and the mouse is the 109G. The world upside down. Ridiculous. Stupid. And unbeliable.

About your comment on the Sunderland...that was an act of exceptional performance, incredible quality of the crew...
and enless tons of good luck. IF you reas the story (I first knew about it by a book by Ivan Southall) it tells how was the plane after the attack. It was simply incredible it was still in the air.

BUT...the Sunderland was in the defensive. If he had seen a low Ju88 I am sure he wont have dived on it to kill it but RUN LIKE HELL hoping the Ju didnt follow.

In AH the sunderland would have dived on the Ju.
And that says it all.
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Toad:

I wont mess in another Hispano discussion as I have had enough about it in previous threads. I will only tell you that I use 30mm on G10 last days and over 150 yards is plain and simple useless. ANd that the hispanos are one ping wonders...one ping of hispano and you are already looking the damage list.

I dont know if it is realistic (I'm pretty sure it isnt but OK)...my argument is that with that kind of weapons the F4UC can be used as a HO machine all day long, with few chances of dyin (as most people refuse a HO with a F4U and if you put a ping on the avoinding HO pilot, he's gone).

I dont call that kind of flying "pilot skills" I call it "dweeb incompetents".

Of course there are lots of impressive sticks riding F4UC...but my point is that there are also a LOT of dweebs on them.
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Post by: maximus13 on August 09, 2000, 09:20:00 AM
Ok my connection doesnt suck guys, On all my other on line games, I get very good ping. My beacon never goes Yellow or ReD, I have only expireince warping 3 times in a month. I get very fast DL's all the time.  I have Cable. Not that 28k crap like most of u have.  And anout the "WIngless" B-17, it wasnt WIGNLESS, just wign tip less. LOL. Stop saying it's a bug ect
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Post by: Kieren on August 09, 2000, 09:40:00 AM
...a proud father goes to a football game to see his daughter perform with the school's dance troop at halftime. He spends the first half loudly bragging to the people around him how good his daughter will be, and how she obviously has a real future in the entertainment industry. Halftime finally comes, and the crowd hushes as the dancers take the field.

Things seem to go well, except for this one girl from the crowd who seemingly had jumped into the middle of the dancers. She was dressed like a dancer, but didn't seem to know any of the steps or routines. The crowd held its breath, waiting for security to come take the girl away. Before that could happen the routine was over, and the dancers left the field. The crowd gave a smattering of polite applause, and murmured amongst themselves about the crazy little girl out there.

Just then the loud man says aloud "Can you believe it? My daughter was the only one to get the dance right!"

  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

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Post by: Wilbus on August 09, 2000, 11:28:00 AM
Actually Maximus, cable/direct connection doesn't help you very much in online games such as AH.
You ARE very warpy, I have noticed it several times.
Personally i have turned down my 56k modem connection to 19.2k connection to get a better connection to AH, and indeed, I have.
Online sims AH/WB/WWIIonline are made to use 9600 as the slowest connection, 19.2 is probarly the best if you use a modem since everything above 19.2 actually makes it worse.
Unless you have a good/proparly configured cable connection.
I've heard about some guys who have turned down their cable speed to get a better connection aswell.

Cable is better when you play dweeb games as quake and such cause they are programmed that way.
Fast download times does not in any way mean that you have good connection to AH servers, try to ping HTC and you'll see how good (bad) it is.

Wilbus
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Post by: Jigster on August 09, 2000, 10:14:00 PM
 
Quote
Originally posted by RAM:

You are telling me nothing about my topic. I ask WHY a bomber dives on a fighter to fight it when in a realistic environment it should RUN AWAY AS FAST AS HE COULD.

Answer? Lazer guns. Plain and simple. Those concentrated turbolasers make akstarring a SO easy thing that a in a 109G-B17 contest the cat is the B17 and the mouse is the 109G. The world upside down. Ridiculous. Stupid. And unbeliable.

About your comment on the Sunderland...that was an act of exceptional performance, incredible quality of the crew...
and enless tons of good luck. IF you reas the story (I first knew about it by a book by Ivan Southall) it tells how was the plane after the attack. It was simply incredible it was still in the air.

BUT...the Sunderland was in the defensive. If he had seen a low Ju88 I am sure he wont have dived on it to kill it but RUN LIKE HELL hoping the Ju didnt follow.

In AH the sunderland would have dived on the Ju.
And that says it all.

Show me a Sunderland that can run  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

I've read that story many a time, I suprised it even survived the landing with that many holes in the hull...and that any of the crew survived with half the crew wounded and a engine locked up.

And as for the buff guns, considering the hit % for the avg US gunner was under 5% because of the lack of training in leading, effects of the plane's own speed, and closure rate, it would seem rather difficult to compare to a sim that has compensation devices, multi-gun targeting, and gunners with many more hours of expirence.

Surely you noticed that this was a troll due to the rareness of such and event  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

- Dork
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Post by: -towd_ on August 10, 2000, 12:04:00 AM
yea teach us southern boys about how to lead a target. hehe ask the yankeys if we know what leadin is. you ever shoot at a jackrabbit? germans easy after shooting rabbitw with a 22
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Post by: bashwolf on August 10, 2000, 01:22:00 AM
(city boy talkign here)

off topic I went to several airshows.  Here they told me that the best gunners were from southern State (me from Northern State we dont point and shoot we just machine gun everything in our way those mafi boys had bad aim).  Southern State boys were practicing with rifle so they had good aim and learn a lot faster in gunnery school.

Ok btw minus is from Franace and i am very impress with his English so please no langauge (hook on phonics jokes)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) other than I love you all  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Bash
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Post by: Tailslide on August 10, 2000, 01:46:00 AM

 If having a B17 dive on your fighter is a big threat this sounds like either a problem with the game itself or poor SA by the fighter pilot.

 Can someone explain to me why this is bad etiquette? I don't play online (yet).

 TS

 
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Post by: Wilbus on August 10, 2000, 04:04:00 AM
Nothing to do with the fighter pilot...

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Post by: Wilbus on August 10, 2000, 04:05:00 AM
How many B17's dove down 10k in 300Mph to be a part of a furrball?


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Post by: Jigster on August 10, 2000, 04:32:00 AM
 
Quote
Originally posted by Wilbus:
How many B17's dove down 10k in 300Mph to be a part of a furrball?



Better question. If you knew that no harm would physically come to you for doing so, would you?

Hard to blame pilots for not being aggresive when they don't have to be. I mean, it was their life...   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

- Jig
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"Never confuse what a plane could do with what it's pilot would not do!" -- Joe Eddelman (my flight instructor)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Post by: Skorpyon on August 10, 2000, 04:40:00 AM
Uh... fellas... last time I checked, this is a ....gasp... shudder... game.  When you get shot down you don't really die.  If your bomber gets shot up, and you choose to go ballistic with it on the way down, what the hell difference does it make, especially comparing it to real life.  In real life, no pilot in his right mind would take a solo buff out field hopping like happens in AH, just as many other situations would not happen in real life.  Yes, I truly love the realism we do have in AH, but we must face facts a bit and realize that it is a SIMULATION, not an exact duplication of real life.  And if you want to get in to the craziness of real life...... if I remember my history correctly, certain pilots of asian descent were flying their entire planes at the enemy...... can you say kamikaze?  I look at it like this; as long as I can control my plane, it is a weapon, to be used against my enemy.  As long as I am alive, I am a threat to my enemy (well, I like to think so anyway.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) )  Bug exploitation is for morons, but it doesnt appear to be the case here.  I do agree however with the connection quality issue.  As it was explained to me, the coding of this sim is optimized for lower speed connections.  I have heard from many who have high speed connections and have had many problems with connection QUALITY, rather than speed.  If you played HalfLife, Quake, etc. Maximus, then look at it like this;  In those games (all of which I have played) low ping is fine, but if you have high packet loss with it, you are screwed, no matter how low your ping.  Similar situation here... fast connection, but low quality in relation to this program's requirements will yield poor results.

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~900th Bloody Jaguars~
"Feel the Sting......"
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Post by: Jigster on August 10, 2000, 04:45:00 AM
 
Quote
Originally posted by -towd_:
yea teach us southern boys about how to lead a target. hehe ask the yankeys if we know what leadin is. you ever shoot at a jackrabbit? germans easy after shooting rabbitw with a 22

I swear I heard that exact phrase before  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

 As Yeager once said...

"Hand a hillbilly a rifle and hill hit a bull's eye everytime."

 And

 "...problem was, those damn Germans had alot more hillbillys, posing as nobility."

 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

- Jig

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Post by: Tailslide on August 10, 2000, 11:17:00 AM

 How many B17's were escorted by 109's ?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)