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Title: Why?
Post by: Drunky on August 21, 2003, 12:30:21 AM

Oh, why?

Title: Why?
Post by: Frogm4n on August 21, 2003, 12:31:07 AM

yea thats right.

Title: Why?
Post by: Tarmac on August 21, 2003, 02:24:26 AM

43

Title: Why?
Post by: DmdMac on August 21, 2003, 02:45:44 AM

Because the nature of man is to question deeply and profoundly everything that was, is and will be and misinterperate the answer to such abject levels as to instigate the final question: why?


So you see, the world does work in cycles.

Title: Why?
Post by: majic on August 21, 2003, 08:25:02 AM

Tarmac, you forgot to carry the 2, therefore the answer is bacon.

Title: Why?
Post by: Swoop on August 21, 2003, 08:54:14 AM

If it takes two men two weeks to dig a fortnight, how many oranges in a pound of apples?

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Title: Why?
Post by: Saurdaukar on August 21, 2003, 08:58:12 AM

None plus six.  Its a trick question because you forgot to mention the JC Penny's tag.

Title: Why?
Post by: Fuzzy on August 21, 2003, 09:43:06 AM

Fast Train,
No breaks
Slow Cow,
beefsteaks

Title: Why?
Post by: AWMac on August 21, 2003, 09:46:44 AM

If I was flyin my train down the highway and a wheel fell off, how many pancakes would it take to build a doghouse?


:confused:













None, because Ice Cream has no bones!

Title: Why?
Post by: Sixpence on August 21, 2003, 10:25:39 AM

If it wasn't for that horse, I would never have got through college.

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: bounder on August 21, 2003, 10:36:01 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Drunky
Oh, why?

A suffusion of yellow.

Title: Why?
Post by: bounder on August 21, 2003, 10:40:42 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Sixpence
If it wasn't for that horse, I would never have got through college.

Why can't horses grasp mind body dualism?

Because you can't put Descartes before the horse!

Title: Why?
Post by: Dune on August 21, 2003, 11:03:46 AM

Because while two wrongs don't make a right, three rights make a left.

Title: Re: Re: Why?
Post by: Drunky on August 22, 2003, 06:13:39 PM

Quote

Originally posted by bounder
A suffusion of yellow.

I thought it was a deep suffusion of yellow.

That is if I remember my Douglas Adams books correctly ;)

Title: Why?
Post by: jamusta on August 22, 2003, 07:00:46 PM

Why is WHY spelled WHY? Why not just spell WHY.... Y?

Oh to ponder the possibilities.