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Title: how big are your balls?
Post by: mason22 on August 22, 2003, 01:46:26 PM
AN AMAZING CONCLUSION
 
 

 

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.



 

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

 

 

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

 



4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

 

 

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

 

 

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

 


AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Title: how big are your balls?
Post by: gofaster on August 22, 2003, 01:48:23 PM
Volleyball players spike their balls.
Title: how big are your balls?
Post by: funkedup on August 22, 2003, 02:13:32 PM
Interesting finding, similar to the inverse relationship between noodle size and vehicle weight.
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Post by: slimm50 on August 22, 2003, 02:14:28 PM
Mason,

What were you drinking or smoking when you thought this through? I mean, it's so sensible it's eery.
Title: how big are your balls?
Post by: Saurdaukar on August 22, 2003, 02:33:19 PM
Where does hockey fit into all this?
Title: how big are your balls?
Post by: ra on August 22, 2003, 02:33:33 PM
This reminds me of some female African-American professor I saw on TV years ago.  She was talking about how large balls like basketballs and footballs are dark, while small ones like golf balls and baseballs where white.  Her conclusion was that, since white people invented all these balls, they were unconciously acknowledging the inferiority of white gentalia.  She was serious, too.  That is what happens when you send a medocre mind to study social 'science'.  I bet your taxes paid for her education.

ra <-- invented the beach ball
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Post by: midnight Target on August 22, 2003, 02:42:30 PM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Where does hockey fit into all this?


No balls at all.
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Post by: CyranoAH on August 22, 2003, 03:13:59 PM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Where does hockey fit into all this?


I was wondering the same about fencing.

Daniel
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Post by: nuchpatrick on August 22, 2003, 03:23:11 PM
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Originally posted by CyranoAH
I was wondering the same about fencing.
 


Means your a lesbian..
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Post by: CyranoAH on August 22, 2003, 04:14:02 PM
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Originally posted by nuchpatrick
Means your a lesbian..


Ka-ching! Yeah that one will take you directly to Comedy Central...

Woot we sure got some wonderful wannabe comedians here. Give the fella a round of applause... at least he tried!

Daniel
Title: Hockey = Married
Post by: Syzygyone on August 22, 2003, 04:19:16 PM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Where does hockey fit into all this?



You used to have balls but they were squshed flat and frozen.

Short term - "Married"
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Post by: DiabloTX on August 22, 2003, 05:03:16 PM
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Originally posted by ra
This reminds me of some female African-American professor I saw on TV years ago.  She was talking about how large balls like basketballs and footballs are dark, while small ones like golf balls and baseballs where white.  Her conclusion was that, since white people invented all these balls, they were unconciously acknowledging the inferiority of white gentalia.  She was serious, too.  That is what happens when you send a medocre mind to study social 'science'.  I bet your taxes paid for her education.

ra <-- invented the beach ball


I guess it never crossed her pin-headed mind (always playing the race card :rolleyes: ) that the smaller the ball is it will need to be a brighter color to see it.  Is that just too easy or what?

The mind, its a terrible thing.
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Post by: Tumor on August 22, 2003, 07:16:06 PM
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Originally posted by gofaster
Volleyball players spike their balls.



Your statement actually cause me a moment of phantom pain :(
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Post by: Curval on August 22, 2003, 10:40:06 PM
I like to play golf.

<----  looks down

...yeah...golf.

Still...see my sig.:D