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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SaburoS on August 23, 2003, 06:32:17 PM

Title: joke
Post by: SaburoS on August 23, 2003, 06:32:17 PM

My Dad sent this joke, just sharing :)


Women Drivers


This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up

next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

 

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

 

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the
confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into
the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important
call.

Title: joke
Post by: Nilsen on August 23, 2003, 07:04:29 PM

:D

Title: joke
Post by: udet on August 23, 2003, 07:54:54 PM

well, I saw this woman the other day driving while talking on her cellphone AND flipping through some papers on a clipboard on her steering wheel. that's scary ****.