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Post by: funkedup on August 27, 2003, 01:17:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FunkedUp, 7/29/03
Top speed was redline limited, about 140. If you could get a Mini with that motor I probably wouldn't have a Subaru.

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Originally posted by Ripsnort, 7/29/03
Out of curiousity, why would you need 140? any track you'd take it to with some sort of car club would probably not permit 140 in the straight away...the max one can get at the Seattle International raceway track is about 120 before you need to brake for the corner. Do you consistently cruise above 120 on the freeway or would it simply be a "braggin' rights" issue to have a car that goes that fast?

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Originally posted by Ripsnort, 7/15/02
0-60 in 5.9 sec and 155 mph top speed keeps me happy...

...Dinan chip $200...takes the governer off Thats the first thing I had done...

...And I can do 155 (see the above post) though I've never had it above 140

So you were questioning why I would discuss top speed, but the first thing you did on your car was to have the ECU modified to allow a greater top speed of 155 mph, and then spammed that figure all over this board?
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Post by: Saurdaukar on August 27, 2003, 01:42:02 PM: Silence sub-humans.

All your speed are belong to Porsche.
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Post by: nuchpatrick on August 27, 2003, 01:42:07 PM: Heheh Rip needs a chip to make his car go over 140 ....

Damn shame my car is drag limited on speed (@130). Or else it would do 140+ (Speed test on dyno 151mph) and I don't need no little chip thingie to make my car go faster :p

But other then a track enviroment where you might.. if your lucky to have a straight long enough to make it 150. I mean really, why would you have the need to go that fast other then bragging rights? Or is that just it. To brag?!?:rolleyes:
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Post by: Swoop on August 27, 2003, 02:46:35 PM: Pah. You're both slow arse wussies.

YZF-R6. 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. Standing 1/4 in 11 dead.
160mph top end out of the crate.

(http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/extern/640697.jpg)

P.S. And in a slapping contest my money's on Funked.
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 27, 2003, 02:48:03 PM: Lets take several of our conversations over the years out of context LOL! :D

Hey, you're happy with Suburu, I'm happy with BMW brand. I get more chicks, you get cut off on the freeway. Be happy!
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Post by: Saurdaukar on August 27, 2003, 02:50:28 PM: Hey Rip... psst... I drove an S52 M Coupe a few days ago... I think I liked it... maybe a replacement for the 330... shhh...

What do you think of them?
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Post by: Maverick on August 27, 2003, 03:00:01 PM: Bah, What nonsense. I can do 165 to 170 regularly and never worry about a ticket. My Comanche doesn't need a road either. ;) :p
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 27, 2003, 03:01:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Hey Rip... psst... I drove an S52 M Coupe a few days ago... I think I liked it... maybe a replacement for the 330... shhh...

What do you think of them?

Love the M coupe engine, suspension, although the visuals are very appealing to me, but visual appeal is low priority. I'd buy one but I need to be able to seat more than 2. Go for it! I have a long funny story about a test drive in a friends M coupe I'll post some day. :)
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Post by: funkedup on August 27, 2003, 03:38:17 PM: Rip it's not about Subaru vs. BMW, just weird that you would give me crap about mentioning top speed when you are the one who's obsessed with it. :)

(The 140 mph was regarding a Honda)
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 27, 2003, 03:39:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Rip it's not about Subaru vs. BMW, just weird that you would give me crap about mentioning top speed when you are the one who's obsessed with it. :)

I simply asked you what the top speed was, dufus. :) I honestly did not know, and I'm not an Edmunds junky. :)
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Post by: rpm on August 27, 2003, 03:46:47 PM: I find it odd that someone with such Pro American Republican beliefs would drive a foreign car. Rip, has GM become such a liberal organization you can't drive one? Or is it simply an ego boosting status symbol thing? Following your logic of choices why would anyone fly in a Boeing when there is Airbus? :confused:
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Post by: funkedup on August 27, 2003, 03:52:08 PM: Comparing Boeing to GM is an insult to Boeing.
Airbus' product is about on par with Boeing's. I won't fly on one but in terms of performance/dollar they are pretty good.
BMW's product is so much better than GM it's not even funny.
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 27, 2003, 03:53:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
I find it odd that someone with such Pro American Republican beliefs would drive a foreign car. Rip, has GM become such a liberal organization you can't drive one? Or is it simply an ego boosting status symbol thing? Following your logic of choices why would anyone fly in a Boeing when there is Airbus? :confused:

BMW's are made in the USA you dipchit. Do me a favor while you are spewing stuff you know zero about...tell me ONE, just ONE, automobile manufacturer that has an automobile that is 100% American parts and American assembled.
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Post by: funkedup on August 27, 2003, 03:56:36 PM: Rip your BMW was not made in the USA, according to your own posts.
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Post by: rpm on August 27, 2003, 03:58:48 PM: Bavarian Motor Works.... yep that says All-American to me. Toyota and Honda have US factories, does that mean they are "American" as well?
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 27, 2003, 03:59:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Rip your BMW was not made in the USA, according to your own posts.

Not mine, but BMW's ARE made in America. Full assembly line for X5's and Z4's. That line about "buy American" just don't cut it in todays global economy. :D You have to buy Japanese if you want to support American workers! :)
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Post by: LePaul on August 27, 2003, 04:00:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
I get more chicks, you get cut off on the freeway. Be happy!

Paging Mrs. Ripsnort....

Someone toss Rip a rope...10,000+ posts provide ample evidence of talking from both sides of ones mouth LMAO

:p
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 27, 2003, 04:02:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by LePaul
Paging Mrs. Ripsnort....

Someone toss Rip a rope...10,000+ posts provide ample evidence of talking from both sides of ones mouth LMAO

:p

Ya know, that sat up there for a good 2 hours and not a person replied til now! :D
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Post by: LePaul on August 27, 2003, 04:03:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Ya know, that sat up there for a good 2 hours and not a person replied til now! :D

Sorry, I guess my workplace gets a tad busier than yours at times hehehe....

I took the bait...now get this hook outta my chin!!
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Post by: vorticon on August 27, 2003, 04:11:02 PM: LOL my subaru gl ('80) goes 140

spitfire 1500 ('76) goes something like 160

hyundai accent ('96) goes 150

all "out of box"

and snorts car hes always braggin about needs mods to do it

ROFLMAO
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 27, 2003, 04:14:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
LOL my subaru gl ('80) goes 140

spitfire 1500 ('76) goes something like 160

hyundai accent ('96) goes 150

all "out of box"

and snorts car hes always braggin about needs mods to do it

ROFLMAO

Huh? Its a computer chip that takes the U.S. Governor off ya dipchit! The car does 155 if its in Germany, if in America, you have to get the chip to release the software govener.
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Post by: Mini D on August 27, 2003, 04:18:12 PM: Ah... bragging about aspects of a car you'll never need is funny. Watching you two pretend like it doesn't concern you is even funnier.

MiniD
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 27, 2003, 04:19:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
Ah... bragging about aspects of a car you'll never need is funny. Watching you two pretend like it doesn't concern you is even funnier.

MiniD

Just buy one, you know you wish you had. Mini's are not BMW's.
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Post by: Mini D on August 27, 2003, 04:23:38 PM: It's OK rip. As long as deep down you believe that everyone really wants to be like you everything will be fine.

MiniD
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Post by: Skuzzy on August 27, 2003, 04:29:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
LOL my subaru gl ('80) goes 140

spitfire 1500 ('76) goes something like 160

hyundai accent ('96) goes 150

all "out of box"

and snorts car hes always braggin about needs mods to do it

ROFLMAO

Uh..

1) Your stock 80 Subaru could not hit 140 without body mods. Can you say front end float?
2) The Spitfire 1500 will not do 160. It's front end floated badly at speed.
3) The Accent would blow up before it got there.

The BMW can do 155 all day long and do it safely. None of the cars you listed will do that.
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Post by: funkedup on August 27, 2003, 04:33:23 PM: He's trolling, Canuck speedos read km/h. :)
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Post by: Skuzzy on August 27, 2003, 04:34:00 PM: Sigh,..I need a vacation. You got me vort,..hook, line, and sucker.
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Post by: Gman on August 27, 2003, 04:40:27 PM: I think Funkee started this thread merely to further his goal of 10,000 posts by the end of the week.

Treachery is afoot!
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Post by: vorticon on August 27, 2003, 05:17:57 PM: oh man...i was wondering when someone would catch that...

so how'd i rate

SUCKAS
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Post by: Roscoroo on August 27, 2003, 05:25:50 PM: I'm suprised you didnt end up on probation Vort....

I woulda put ya on it just for using a three digit numbers and these cars....

"Originally posted by vorticon
LOL my subaru gl ('80) goes 140

spitfire 1500 ('76) goes something like 160

hyundai accent ('96) goes 150

all "out of box"

Yea on the trailer behind a turned up Peterbuilt... perhaps
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Post by: vorticon on August 27, 2003, 05:29:34 PM: why??? because i wrote em up in kph to see who would bite???

you insane roo
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Post by: Roscoroo on August 27, 2003, 05:36:39 PM: I'll give ya a 5.6 only cause u got a Skuzzy bite .....
you would of gotten a 9.9 if you got the "on probation" member.... lol

Oh and someone better wake up Funked he has 41 posts to go ....
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Post by: Saurdaukar on August 27, 2003, 06:59:16 PM: Hes on a roll. At this rate, from 8:04 PM EDT, Funked will post 41 times and surpass 10,000 before his Lance Armstrong Mobile can make it to 100 MPH. ;)
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Post by: funkedup on August 27, 2003, 07:07:37 PM: Go race a minivan or something Mr. Glorified VW. :D
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Post by: Pfunk on August 27, 2003, 07:44:54 PM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_95_1062031402.jpg)
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Post by: Dowding on August 28, 2003, 04:13:58 AM: Quote
Hey, you're happy with Suburu, I'm happy with BMW brand. I get more chicks, you get cut off on the freeway. Be happy!

Really? Over here it's BMW drivers that get stuck at T junctions or cut up on the motorways. And that's not because of envy, it's because the drivers of BMWs are generally ****s or drug dealers or pimp-daddies. :D

So BMW makes X5s and Z4s in the States... which model do you have?
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Post by: Torque on August 28, 2003, 07:37:06 AM: This thread is too funny, it should be locked!
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Post by: Saurdaukar on August 28, 2003, 10:24:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Go race a minivan or something Mr. Glorified VW. :D

BAH! Minivans arr en no way a thret to teh VW, its plane juzt ridikulus!

You know its funny, the damn thing even smells like a bug inside. ;)