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Title: Doctor: I've got good news and bad news...
Post by: crowMAW on August 28, 2003, 04:14:10 PM

Patient: What is the bad news?

Doctor: I accidentally amputated your noodle.

Patient:  What is the good news?

Doctor:  I just saved a bundle on my car insurance.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030828/od_nm/noodle_dc

Title: Doctor: I've got good news and bad news...
Post by: Dowding on August 28, 2003, 04:34:25 PM

$5 Million? I'd want $5 billion so I could invest it in prosthetic research.

Title: Doctor: I've got good news and bad news...
Post by: Silat on August 28, 2003, 04:35:52 PM

Dowding how would you know it was gone?:}

Title: Doctor: I've got good news and bad news...
Post by: type_char on August 28, 2003, 04:59:48 PM

>Patient: What is the bad news?

>Doctor: I accidentally amputated your noodle.

That wouldnt work for me either. I need my noodle.

Title: Doctor: I've got good news and bad news...
Post by: Kevin14 on August 28, 2003, 05:05:26 PM

Man, if that happened to me I would have a tube going from my urethra hole to the base of my wrist inside of me.  Imagine the possibilities...

Title: Doctor: I've got good news and bad news...
Post by: Dowding on August 28, 2003, 05:35:40 PM

Very funny Silat. :D

How's it going anyway? Still playing AH?