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Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Curval on August 29, 2003, 08:52:39 AM

To those who shot me down last night I apologise for not putting up a better fight.

Massive wife ack that had me doing various chores just at the worst possible moments.

Carry on.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Toad on August 29, 2003, 08:53:54 AM

You may have coined a truly descriptive phrase there.

Title: try CT
Post by: Eagler on August 29, 2003, 08:55:36 AM

wife ack reduced to .7 there :)

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: rc51 on August 29, 2003, 08:56:55 AM

Perk the wife ack!

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Sikboy on August 29, 2003, 09:03:31 AM

I managed to temporarily dissable wife ack routing it to Denver for a week.

-Sik

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Jackal1 on August 29, 2003, 09:14:48 AM

I think I can safely say, and be agreed with by the majority of married guys playing AH,  wife ack is definitely overmodeled.:D

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: JimBear on August 29, 2003, 10:08:42 AM

Just be glad it wasnt the 12" Wife Ack, er that was the skillet size

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Charon on August 29, 2003, 10:13:04 AM

Wife Ack cost me a 262 a few months back :mad: :mad: :mad:

Charon

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: BGBMAW on August 29, 2003, 10:58:45 AM

hahah u sorry sukkers...

no wife here..but  Gf;'s  can be just as bad....


I used to thank god For those crappy drama girl shows..ahh an hour of piece..

90210..and Melrose place saved me sometimes..

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: A_Clown on August 29, 2003, 01:52:14 PM

My wife doent mind AH so much, after I pointed out some of my friends hobbies.
1) Booze at the bar
2) Nudie bar
3) Go-kart racing (much more expensive)
4) Rebulding classic cars (lots of time & lots of money)

 With AH it is affordable & I'm always home when I'm playin.
A_Clown

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: vorticon on August 29, 2003, 02:43:45 PM

would offering her a go work???

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: MAJ KONIG on August 29, 2003, 02:53:15 PM

wife ack can be eliminated with something as simple as a flick of the tongue. Become an oral professional and she will quietly wait for her turn after your done with AH.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Flossy on August 29, 2003, 03:43:47 PM

Quote

Originally posted by vorticon
would offering her a go work???

Worked for me!  :D

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: N8DOG on August 29, 2003, 09:11:23 PM

I get shot down by wife ack on occasion, but mostly after the wife ack pings me enough, I usually auger out of frustration and log off.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Devourer on August 29, 2003, 11:58:45 PM

Dont know about you, but the mom ack can be just as deadly

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Cooley on August 30, 2003, 12:47:47 AM

^ what he said, Mom ack is a bit more deadly IMO

Lost more perk rides to wife/mom ack then I would care to admit:cool:

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Twist on August 30, 2003, 02:22:18 AM

Funny, with all the cat lovers who fly here I just knew someone would have mentioned 'cat-ack' or at least 'pet-ack'.

Oh wait...I just did.  :D

Cat-ack is bad, it can alter your trim settings, throttle position and even take a plane out of auto-climb while your fixing more nachos and grabbing a cold one. And THATS why I don't 'furball'...

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: -Concho- on August 30, 2003, 04:25:26 PM

Its taken me a mere 9 years to get to the point where my wife expects absoluty nothing from me.  :D

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Nilsen on August 30, 2003, 06:07:23 PM

i just told my gf that she is a GREAT cook.. now she actually belives me and that gives me alot of free time when she is in the kichen preparing some "snacks" (or so she calls it anyway). :D

im actually impatiently waiting for the "ack" my kid will give me when he/she spawns in May :) (guess that wont last tho)

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Lizard3 on August 31, 2003, 01:31:28 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen10
i just told my gf that she is a GREAT cook.. now she actually belives me and that gives me alot of free time when she is in the kichen preparing some "snacks" (or so she calls it anyway). :D

im actually impatiently waiting for the "ack" my kid will give me when he/she spawns in May :) (guess that wont last tho)

Last?

HA! You've got an education coming!

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Nilsen on August 31, 2003, 01:46:17 AM

I suppose I am Lizzard :D

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: ramzey on August 31, 2003, 06:07:44 AM

feel fear:)

(http://www.dweebs.de/dralex/Dweebs/images/We-know-26K-alt-shooter-now.jpg)

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: SlapShot on August 31, 2003, 10:37:52 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen10
i just told my gf that she is a GREAT cook.. now she actually belives me and that gives me alot of free time when she is in the kichen preparing some "snacks" (or so she calls it anyway). :D

im actually impatiently waiting for the "ack" my kid will give me when he/she spawns in May :) (guess that wont last tho)

Congrats Nilsen ... health and prosperity to you, your wife, and the he/she spawn.

I occasionally die to the wife ack ... child ack are late models (20-28 years old) so they are no longer a threat. Now the grand-child ack is something similar to child ack, but they wheel that ack out of the house eventually (love 'em both).

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Nilsen on August 31, 2003, 10:53:43 AM

Thanks Slapshot.... :)
your oldest is my age it seems

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Creamo on August 31, 2003, 11:18:33 AM

Close the office/computer gaming room door.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Curval on August 31, 2003, 11:32:06 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Creamo
Close the office/computer gaming room door.

Currently that is the bedroom until I am moved into the new house.

Closing that door merely closes me into the same room with her.  ;)

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: band on August 31, 2003, 11:39:38 AM

Quote

I occasionally die to the wife ack ... child ack are late models (20-28 years old) so they are no longer a threat. Now the grand-child ack is something similar to child ack, but they wheel that ack out of the house eventually (love 'em both).

Slapshot the trouble with having child-ack that age is that with them gone wife-ack can focus on me exclusively.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Pepe on September 01, 2003, 05:55:40 AM

I rather like the concept "Wifebounced", which I regularly suffer.  :D

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Flyboy on September 01, 2003, 06:20:27 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen10
i just told my gf that she is a GREAT cook.. now she actually belives me and that gives me alot of free time when she is in the kichen preparing some "snacks" (or so she calls it anyway). :D
 

i sure hope for you that your wife doesnt browse the internet ;) :p

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: mipoikel on September 01, 2003, 06:58:37 AM

(http://www.futurefilmgroup.com/graphics/pictures/womanGun.jpg)

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: eskimo2 on September 01, 2003, 10:51:04 AM

Quote

Originally posted by -Concho-
Its taken me a mere 9 years to get to the point where my wife expects absoluty nothing from me.  :D

LOL

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: DRILL on September 02, 2003, 01:26:42 PM

Originally posted by -Concho-
Its taken me a mere 9 years to get to the point where my wife expects absoluty nothing from me.  


 sniff' !!! took me 18 yrs :eek:

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Kegger26 on September 02, 2003, 03:08:32 PM

Wife ack is pretty tough... but kid ack is the worst.... its uber deadly.....

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: FUNKED1 on September 02, 2003, 03:17:39 PM

My squaddie Band/Rigger has been known to type "RTB Luftwife on my 6!".

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: TracerX on September 04, 2003, 05:17:04 PM

LOL Funked1, I almost fell out of my chair.   I would have to adopt that one, but like Concho, my wife leaves me alone.  The child ack is the only threat in our house.  Recently our 1 year old has discovered where the on/off button on the PC is.  He can be very sneaky, you don't even know he is there till the PC dies.  Then he looks at you with that big smile and you can't help but laugh.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: icemaw on September 05, 2003, 01:40:23 PM

Quote

Originally posted by ramzey
feel fear:)

(http://www.dweebs.de/dralex/Dweebs/images/We-know-26K-alt-shooter-now.jpg)

  I like the look on her face. Ya Go ahead make my day. I have a big gun and know how to use it.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: icemaw on September 05, 2003, 01:42:49 PM

Quote

Originally posted by BGBMAW
hahah u sorry sukkers...

no wife here..but  Gf;'s  can be just as bad....


I used to thank god For those crappy drama girl shows..ahh an hour of piece..

90210..and Melrose place saved me sometimes..

 BGB you should just include a warning from skuzzy on your signature. That would save him the trouble of having to type it all the time.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: SlapShot on September 05, 2003, 01:57:34 PM

Quote

Originally posted by icemaw
BGB you should just include a warning from skuzzy on your signature. That would save him the trouble of having to type it all the time.

Won't work Ice ... Skuzzy still has to proof read and delete any of BGB's most quoteable quotes.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: icemaw on September 05, 2003, 03:51:40 PM

Thats true slappy he may still have to read them. But at least he would not have to type in the warning!

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: SlapShot on September 05, 2003, 03:57:35 PM

I'll bet that Skuzzy has speed keys already loaded for a quick cut-n-paste ... If he doesn't, he should.

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: midnight Target on September 05, 2003, 04:05:46 PM

I have a fool proof system..

Mrs. Tahgut tapes her soaps then watches them for about 2 hours while I play. Works great! Except when Riva and Josh are having problems, then I get distracted.  ;)

Title: Wife Ack
Post by: AHGOD on September 05, 2003, 04:43:41 PM

Quote

Originally posted by ramzey
feel fear:)

(http://www.dweebs.de/dralex/Dweebs/images/We-know-26K-alt-shooter-now.jpg)

I detect Bell Bottoms!!!  Fear the Bell Bottoms!