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Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: midnight Target on September 04, 2003, 03:43:59 PM

1. I'm 1/4 swedish
2. Hortlund is from Sweden
3. Finland and Sweden are populated by people who talk funny.
4. Norway is often mistaken for Sweden, they both look like hangy down parts.
5. Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland are all "Skandinavian".
6. The plural of Skandinavian is Skanks.
7. OK, #6 may not be an actual fact.
8. Not all Swedish girls have blonde hair.
9. Most Swedish men are not gay.
10. Sweden can get really really cold.
11. The bikini team actually lives in California


I'm sure there are more..

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: ra on September 04, 2003, 03:50:27 PM

12. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: CyranoAH on September 04, 2003, 04:43:20 PM

I once got bitten by a moose

Title: Re: Re: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: midnight Target on September 04, 2003, 04:44:32 PM

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Originally posted by GScholz
5. Finland is not part of Scandinavia. Scandinavia+Finland and Iceland is called the Nordic countries.

9. Are you sure about that? :D

That must mean Finns are not Skanks... thank you.

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: boxboy28 on September 04, 2003, 04:56:34 PM

LOL too damn funny !!!!
:D

12 some swedish girls become nannies in Amerika

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: GRUNHERZ on September 04, 2003, 05:06:00 PM

LOL :)

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Thrawn on September 04, 2003, 10:16:00 PM

13.  Swedes are people and therefore wear sox.

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Maniac on September 05, 2003, 04:05:41 AM

14. Im half Swedish and half Polish, not an good mix :)

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Dowding on September 05, 2003, 04:09:08 AM

15. Swedish women can be completely bonkers.

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Ping on September 05, 2003, 04:17:23 AM

"bonkers" is that some strange British slang for sexy?

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Dowding on September 05, 2003, 04:51:12 AM

No, but a dual meaning along those lines would probably be quite apt.

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Blank on September 05, 2003, 05:11:55 AM

norwegian girls have the most lush accent in the world, just hearing them speak makes me want to marry them :)

plus thier completely bonkers :D

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Krusher on September 05, 2003, 07:14:02 AM

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Originally posted by CyranoAH
I once got bitten by a moose

rough sex?

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Dune on September 05, 2003, 08:52:49 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Dowding
15. Swedish women can be completely bonkers.

All women are completely bonkers.

Therefore, women can be Swedish.

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: JB73 on September 05, 2003, 10:18:31 AM

<-- 1/2 sweedish (mom's parents came to america on a boat in the mid 20's)

so do i get a shot @ that uber-hottie princess chick i saw once here on the BBS? :D

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: CyranoAH on September 05, 2003, 10:22:24 AM

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Originally posted by Krusher
rough sex?

See the credits for "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Daniel

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: DmdMac on September 05, 2003, 10:20:31 PM

<----1/2 Danish. Perhaps I'm a decendant of Hamlet:)

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on September 06, 2003, 03:10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Ping
"bonkers" is that some strange British slang for sexy?

To bonk is to have sex with, bonkers however refers to being mentally unstable, something can happen when not enough bonking is happening and you do silly things like marrying a lap dancer called Tiffany one weekend....this while ensuring that a large amount of bonking occurs will drive you bonkers in a completely different way.

As was once said by Hemingway ( I think it was Ernie) "Hiring a $500 hooker is a lot more fun, a lot less expensive and causes a lot less pain in the long run than getting married"

But enough about me.....

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: AKIron on September 06, 2003, 12:29:15 PM

16. Eating danish doesn't necessarily mean you have a sweet tooth.

(good ones MT)

Title: Facts About Sweden (and stuff)
Post by: Nilsen on September 06, 2003, 01:05:49 PM

ROFL AKIron :D

Maniac, i guess you are kinda Swolish then
:)