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Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Apache on September 09, 2003, 08:38:57 AM
...I have a blast. Wish I could find them more often.

Me & poopy up from one of our CV's near a bish base. I see a fellow knight tangle with a bish f4f. The f4f whacks him good with what looks to me to be a Sax move. I'm itchin' for a good fight and if this is Sax, I know I'm gonna get one.

In I go. Darn this Seafire is slow. Oops, gotta be Sax, he's on my 6. I've seen that a hundred times. Come here poop! Cripes, he's fightin' a spit. Bet its Rude. We're in the ****e now. Where'd Sax go? Little more lead. Poop's bangin' the spit, Get him poopster! Theres that f4f again. Yep, twas Sax. Nope, the spit wasn't Rude. Silly spit shouldn't try to shoot down my bud Nopoop.

Before I was able to get back to the CV, ran into 3 of them 13th fellers. Man! We didn't have to wash 'em lastnight did we boys?

Title: Re: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Rude on September 09, 2003, 08:46:59 AM
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Originally posted by Apache
...I have a blast. Wish I could find them more often.

Me & poopy up from one of our CV's near a bish base. I see a fellow knight tangle with a bish f4f. The f4f whacks him good with what looks to me to be a Sax move. I'm itchin' for a good fight and if this is Sax, I know I'm gonna get one.

In I go. Darn this Seafire is slow. Oops, gotta be Sax, he's on my 6. I've seen that a hundred times. Come here poop! Cripes, he's fightin' a spit. Bet its Rude. We're in the ****e now. Where'd Sax go? Little more lead. Poop's bangin' the spit, Get him poopster! Theres that f4f again. Yep, twas Sax. Nope, the spit wasn't Rude. Silly spit shouldn't try to shoot down my bud Nopoop.

Before I was able to get back to the CV, ran into 3 of them 13th fellers. Man! We didn't have to wash 'em lastnight did we boys?



Agreed!

Always good fights with you guys around...we feel the same.

Now all we have to do is figure out a way to stop our fellow countrymen from sinkin the CV....happens too often and more recently too quickly.

Salute to all of you....the 13th respects you guys...you're not afraid to mix it up and when you do, you bring a tough fight!
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: sax on September 09, 2003, 09:23:59 AM
You know the only reason for this post Apache is to rub it in:)



Here comes Beetle
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Apache on September 09, 2003, 09:29:27 AM
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Originally posted by sax
You know the only reason for this post Apache is to rub it in:)



Here comes Beetle


lol.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: beet1e on September 09, 2003, 12:32:14 PM
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Originally posted by sax
You know the only reason for this post Apache is to rub it in:)



Here comes Beetle
LOL!  Could all be a thing of the past, if BK & TAS are both going to be flying for Knit.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Apache on September 09, 2003, 01:24:01 PM
hmm, a little under 4 hours. Losin' our touch.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Rude on September 09, 2003, 02:56:57 PM
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Originally posted by Apache
hmm, a little under 4 hours. Losin' our touch.


LOL
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: icemaw on September 09, 2003, 03:10:08 PM
Well furballers here is what we can do. If you see a frendly buff form otw to sink a cv call out alt grid and heading on channel 1. Same for the suicide dweebs. Help cut them down. I also have been doing this myself when 1 cv furball dies I look for another frendly cv aproching a enemy base and call out to the other side that the cv is aproching and call for the furballers to start uppin.
  While I still like taking bases. There is nothing like a good old cv furball to blow a couple hours just having fun. Had a good one last night over on the bish side lasted a at least an hour was a blast. But alias a constant stream of suiciders and dive bombing buffers finally did it in. Was funny watching them fly 2 sectors just to die in the ack over and over again. While right under them 30+ planes are going for it in a massive furball.  Oh well whats a furballer to do. Hope someday we have a fighter town on every map.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: SOB on September 09, 2003, 03:21:02 PM
I predict the knits are gonna have a shortage of baby oil soon.  You guys should keep this stuff private...you know, don't ask don't tell.  :p


SOB
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: beet1e on September 09, 2003, 05:53:53 PM
Which TAS guy has been nominated to write the "When I run into the BKs" thread? Surely we cannot have one without the other. Don't disappoint me now.

:rolleyes:
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: sax on September 09, 2003, 06:59:28 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
Which TAS guy has been nominated to write the "When I run into the BKs" thread? Surely we cannot have one without the other. Don't disappoint me now.

:rolleyes:


I never really considered AH a community untill now. Welcome and to the new village idiot.

Btw Beetle , time to get over your no body thinks I have any talent thingy and try getting some kahunahs for yourself.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Toad on September 09, 2003, 07:05:48 PM
:confused:

I didn't make it a whole thread about some squad like some guys do...

but I've mentioned in other threads that running into a BK or three guarantees a good fight. You don't have to worry about chasing them because they only get a turn radius away from you. ;)

Gotta love a bunch of piranhas like those guys. It's clear they're here for the action; they came to fight.


There.. does that qualify?


Sorry, I just can't write paeans to cherry pickers, B&Z artistes or vultchers. Heck it's easy to sucker-punch folks. Why waste electronic ink praising that stuff?
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: beet1e on September 09, 2003, 07:23:29 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
:confused:

I didn't make it a whole thread about some squad like some guys do...

but I've mentioned in other threads that running into a BK or three guarantees a good fight. You don't have to worry about chasing them because they only get a turn radius away from you. ;)

Gotta love a bunch of pirahnas like those guys. It's clear they're here for the action; they came to fight.


There.. does that qualify?


Sorry, I just can't write paeans to cherry pickers, B&Z artistes or vultchers. Heck it's easy to sucker-punch folks. Why waste electronic ink praising that stuff?
But of course! The whole community knows that the only fite that counts is of the type that is rubber stamped by the TAS/BK Board of Fite Governors as meeting the criteria as set out by said board. Thus: Nothing over 2K, no diving, max speed 200mph, no cannon armed aircraft...

Oh, and the correct spelling is "piranha".

It's getting late, so...

... Toodle-Pip!  :D
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Toad on September 09, 2003, 07:31:06 PM
Well, Beet, I know this just infuriates you, but we're entitled to OUR opinions.. and to post same.. just as you are free to post yours.

Try to accept it.

Note that I don't say folks should or must do what we do. I just said I respect guys that like to fight.

I prefer Scotch to Gin too... but I'd never try to get Gin outlawed. I leave that "outlawing" sort of stuff to guys like you.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Hooligan on September 09, 2003, 08:31:56 PM
Beet1e wrote:

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LOL! Could all be a thing of the past, if BK & TAS are both going to be flying for Knit.


The next time I see 15 enemies in a bunch I'm going to barrel into it and then whine to the 13th TAS to come save me.  They'll try :).  I'm gonna kill a hell of a lot more 13th TAS guys now than I ever did when they were wearing the funny hats.

Hooligan
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Toad on September 09, 2003, 08:35:41 PM
Hooli, whatever makes you think we'd try to save ya? Steal yer kill? SURE! Save ya? :D
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Furious on September 09, 2003, 09:05:07 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
...Note that I don't say folks should or must do what we do...

No, you are right.  You don't.  You insinuate.  Easier than having an opinion and outright stating it, I guess.  

Either way, it's getting really retarded.


How about this for a tagline:
"Fly how you like. Like how you fly. Don't worry about how the other guy flies. It's a game."


Not to bad, hunh?
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Toad on September 09, 2003, 09:07:35 PM
Gee, sorry if I upset you Furious. :(
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Hooligan on September 09, 2003, 09:50:15 PM
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Hooli, whatever makes you think we'd try to save ya?


What?  Is this a trick question?  You guys aren't crafty enough to help yourselves.  Not a strat-infected brain cell in the bunch...

Hooligan
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Furious on September 09, 2003, 10:06:52 PM
Don't fret.  You can not upset me.


Now, comments on the "tag line"??
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Toad on September 09, 2003, 11:23:06 PM
Oh, good. I was so concerned.

Feel free to put that tag line in your sig. Looks good to me.

I have never worried about what or how the other guy flys. It's a game.

Accordingly, I still reserve the option to voice my opinion on gameplay issues, however, like making a big chunk of the planeset too fuel limited to use on the big maps.

Just in case you wondered.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Furious on September 10, 2003, 01:28:26 AM
You seemed concerned.  I could tell by the frowny face.

You say you don't care how the other guy finds his fun, but it is patently obvious you do.  You won't come right out and say it, but you get your digs in at every opportunity.  

Why not just say it outright and have done with it?  



Hell, I will.

I think a guy with alt making a couple of crappy bnz attempts, then running away is lame.

I think anyone who runs away from a 1v1 is lame.

I think suicide porkers are lame and HT should code something in to lessen the dorks affectiveness.

I think that the ability of 1 guy in a lancaster trio to kill an entire team's dar is lame.

I think anyone who brings a perk plane to a gangbang (on side with numbers) is lame.

I think pzrs sitting on a runway popping planes with its turret gun are lame.  Heck i think gv's in general are goofy.

etc, etc, ad naseum.


Nothing wrong with having opinions, just don't try to BS us that you don't have 'em.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: beet1e on September 10, 2003, 01:50:53 AM
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Originally posted by Toad
I prefer Scotch to Gin too... but I'd never try to get Gin outlawed.
...but would you move the bottles closer together?
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Yeager on September 10, 2003, 02:11:38 AM
is there any sort of rule or preference in the english langauge that prefers "cannot" over "can not"?

Ive seen this several times recently and although its no big deal I was just wondering for the sake of self improvement.......
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Toad on September 10, 2003, 08:15:28 AM
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Originally posted by Toad
Accordingly, I still reserve the option to voice my opinion on gameplay issues, however, like making a big chunk of the planeset too fuel limited to use on the big maps.


Here you go Furious, since you obviously missed it.

Beet, it'd be moving the tables closer together in that bar; better fights that way. However the bartender places the bottles won't matter.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: lazs2 on September 10, 2003, 08:24:40 AM
beetle... in your case I would not move the bottles closer together... anything that slowed down your intake would be a good thing.

lazs
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: snocone on September 10, 2003, 08:32:39 AM
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Well furballers here is what we can do. If you see a frendly buff form otw to sink a cv call out alt grid and heading on channel 1.


selling out your team mates. now that is lame.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Rude on September 10, 2003, 09:06:12 AM
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But of course! The whole community knows that the only fite that counts is of the type that is rubber stamped by the TAS/BK Board of Fite Governors as meeting the criteria as set out by said board. Thus: Nothing over 2K, no diving, max speed 200mph, no cannon armed aircraft...


Now you're coming around....you might begin to have some fun soon if you're not careful.

BTW Beet....who you flying for these days?
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: beet1e on September 10, 2003, 10:36:48 AM
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Originally posted by Rude
Now you're coming around....you might begin to have some fun soon if you're not careful.

BTW Beet....who you flying for these days?
Well actually, I have been having fun all along. It may not be your idea of fun, but it is mine. I shall find something else to do next time the children's maps come around though. By my reckoning, that will be the week of my house move. My timing is perfect! :D

I'm currently flying for Rook. They have some nice guys with whom I can enjoy working, even if we're just fighting without trying to capture a base. I'll spare you the films. ;)
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Furious on September 10, 2003, 11:29:28 AM
Nice dodge.  

I didn't miss it.  I am not talking about "gameplay issues".  I am talking about your disdain for....


pffft.   I stopped caring.  bye.
Title: Re: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Jackal1 on September 10, 2003, 11:42:38 AM
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Originally posted by Apache
When I run into the 13th.


This song performed live by Apache sang to the tune of "When I fall in love" with an encore performance of "Girls just wanna have fun" . Get your Cds now while supplies still last. :D
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Toad on September 10, 2003, 12:20:38 PM
Ah, I see. Apparently you will allow me to voice an opinion. How kind and considerate.

However, I must not show disdain for any game or gameplay aspects?

Could you post the rulebook? It'd be so much easier.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: AKIron on September 10, 2003, 12:24:47 PM
When I run into the 13th...

I usta wave my whole hand....


;)
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Fatty on September 10, 2003, 12:27:53 PM
When I run into 13th, I realize I am 7 streets too far and turn back around for wings.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Rude on September 10, 2003, 02:57:01 PM
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Originally posted by Fatty
When I run into 13th, I realize I am 7 streets too far and turn back around for wings.


That's funny:)
Title: Re: Re: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Apache on September 10, 2003, 06:44:10 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
This song performed live by Apache sang to the tune of "When I fall in love" with an encore performance of "Girls just wanna have fun" . Get your Cds now while supplies still last. :D


Yip, yip, yip!
Title: Re: Re: Re: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Jackal1 on September 11, 2003, 01:41:12 AM
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Originally posted by Apache
Yip, yip, yip!


  Try gargling with warm salty water. It should help that a bit. It`s the dampness under the porch that`s gettin to ya.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: lazs2 on September 11, 2003, 08:28:27 AM
jerkal1, beetle and rut are of one mind regarding us... we must be doing something right.
lazs
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Jackal1 on September 11, 2003, 03:16:57 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
jerkal1, beetle and rut are of one mind regarding us... we must be doing something right.
lazs

  Exactly how we feel Humpy. Find yourself a nice fire hydrant and relax. :D
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Apache on September 11, 2003, 03:50:43 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Exactly how we feel Humpy. Find yourself a nice fire hydrant and relax. :D


Now I have it. You're the Taco Bell chihuahua aren't ya?!
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Jackal1 on September 11, 2003, 07:00:38 PM
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Originally posted by Apache
Now I have it. You're the Taco Bell chihuahua aren't ya?!

  And you are Humpette The Lap Sitter?
  Save your voice for that big record deal coming up.
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Midnight on September 13, 2003, 12:36:27 AM
Here

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=8DB05383-B75A-4986-AA3F-5B9532DEBF28
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: Jackal1 on September 13, 2003, 01:11:47 AM
ROFLMAO
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: yowser on September 13, 2003, 10:08:51 AM
All that hard work wasn't a complete waste of time Midnight.....at least Jackal1 found it funny.  Maybe aim a little higher next time and go for the 10 to 14 yrs. old audience?

yowser
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: SOB on September 13, 2003, 01:16:21 PM
LOL, that was funny Midnight.  Yowser, you wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit you in the pee pee.


SOB
Title: When I run into the 13th...
Post by: yowser on September 13, 2003, 03:55:55 PM
I find you funny SOB....hey wait a minute, you're right!

yowser