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Title: 'kin ricers
Post by: FUNKED1 on September 12, 2003, 09:20:42 AM

http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm

Title: 'kin ricers
Post by: mason22 on September 12, 2003, 09:31:12 AM

i didn't see any roof scoops to cool off the driver?  ;)

Title: 'kin ricers
Post by: FUNKED1 on September 12, 2003, 09:39:05 AM

Hey at least those are functional.  
They can be used to catch food too.
Earlier this year (Rally Cyprus) Solberg had a bird fly into his scoop and into the cockpit.

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Post by: boxboy28 on September 12, 2003, 09:58:25 AM

The title of this tread should be Rips worst nightmare!!!


:D

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Post by: nuchpatrick on September 12, 2003, 09:59:40 AM

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Originally posted by boxboy28
The title of this tread should be Rips worst nightmare!!!


:D

ROFLMAO!!!!

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Post by: GtoRA2 on September 12, 2003, 10:00:44 AM

So what one is Rips?

:D

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Post by: medicboy on September 12, 2003, 10:04:43 AM

WOw is that all you have to do to get a cool car????  Is just put a big fake spoiler on a cheap rice burner????   Grow the he!! up!!!!

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Post by: Westy on September 12, 2003, 10:07:10 AM

Course not medicboy.  They won't go faster untill the scoop, pastel neon lighting AND appropriate window decals are applied.

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Post by: Saurdaukar on September 12, 2003, 10:39:24 AM

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Originally posted by Westy
Course not medicboy.  They won't go faster untill the scoop, pastel neon lighting AND appropriate window decals are applied.

Yeah, and dont forget the forumla.

Every sticker < 20 total = 5HP each
Every sticker > 20 total = 10HP each.

So theoritically, if you have 25 stickers on your car, you added 250HP.

Bonus HP at +15 if you have > 5 stickers on your car that dont relate to any parts or accessories in your car.

Neon lighting is off the charts... I knew one guy that had a Geo Metro with a neon underglow kit - he ran 2.003 @ 344MPH last weekend.

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Post by: Gadfly on September 12, 2003, 10:41:05 AM

Don't foregt "improving" the carefully tuned suspension with custom wheels and tyres.

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Post by: Saurdaukar on September 12, 2003, 11:18:17 AM

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Originally posted by Gadfly
Don't foregt "improving" the carefully tuned suspension with custom wheels and tyres.

Oh no - you dont give them enough credit.  They adjust the suspension to cope with the new wheels and tires - I think the tool is called a hacksaw - something about springs - I dunno.

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Post by: Staga on September 12, 2003, 12:17:06 PM

The company I'm doing a small project for is importing some "tuning parts" like "Mood Lights" (coloured lights to plug in cigaret lighter), HUGE aluminium spoilers (http://www.koseieurope.com/tuningindex.htm), fake carbonfibre panels, black head- and tail-light glasses etc etc.
Thank god they're also selling Boge, Bosch, Kilen, LuK, Hardy-Spicer and some other more serious stuff...  oh and ball bearings worth of 30.000$/each :eek:

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Post by: Dux on September 12, 2003, 12:27:36 PM

(http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron1.jpg)

Anyone else get a Sally Field visual here?
(upper right pic)

Ahh, found one.
(http://www.geocities.com/flyingnunsite/7.jpg)

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Post by: Ripsnort on September 12, 2003, 01:57:01 PM

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Originally posted by boxboy28
The title of this tread should be Rips worst nightmare!!!


:D

Jimmy's been a source of entertainment for me for 2 1/2 years now.

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Post by: vorticon on September 12, 2003, 02:55:47 PM

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Originally posted by Westy
Course not medicboy.  They won't go faster untill the scoop, pastel neon lighting AND appropriate window decals are applied.

you forgot the flames on the hood and sides...and the racing stripes...