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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: GrimCO on September 18, 2003, 11:42:15 AM
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Hardboiled eggs and Budweiser.
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Egg nog and Little Debbie Swiss Cakes
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dammit grim ,now i'm gona have to make some hardboiled eggs to munch on.
how long do hardboiled eggs keep in the fridge anyway?
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A protein shake (no, not *that* kind, Thrawn) right after a huge mexican dinner. It'll kill cockroaches.
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Budwiester and Fig Newtons.
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- Guinness & red wine
- budweiser and anything else
- budweiser and more budweiser
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Ouzo and a greasy breakfast.
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Pickled Garlic and Beer....:eek:
:D
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The key to making them is this: The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.
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And here I thought it was just tiny little **** particles that made the smell......
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To be Scientific about it
FLATUS ODOR JUDGE
Odor judges are com-mon in the research labs of mouthwash companies, where the halitosis-inflicted blow great gusts of breath in their faces to test product efficacy. But Minneapolis gastroenterologist Michael Levitt recently took the job to another level—or, rather, to the other end. Levitt paid two brave souls to indulge repeatedly in the odors of other people's farts. (Levitt refuses to divulge the remuneration, but it would seem safe to characterize it thusly: Not enough.) Sixteen healthy subjects volunteered to eat pinto beans and insert small plastic collection tubes into their anuses (worst-job runners-up, to be sure). After each "episode of flatulence," Levitt syringed the gas into a discrete container, rigorously maintaining fart integrity. The odor judges then sat down with at least 100 samples, opened the caps one at a time, and inhaled robustly. As their faces writhed in agony, they rated just how noxious the smell was. The samples were also chemically analyzed, and—eureka!—Levitt determined definitively the most malodorous component of the human flatus: hydrogen sulfide.
Levitt defends his work against the reflexively dismissive by noting that doctors have never studied flatulence and that smell is a potentially critical medical symptom: "The odors of feces and intestinal gas and breath could all be important markers of gastrointestinal health," he says. Hydrogen sulfide, for instance, is an extremely toxic gas to mammals, potentially playing a role in ulcerative colitis, among other diseases. And so Levitt has dedicated his career to the study of the myriad fragrances produced by the human gut and imprudently ignored by the medical establishment.
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Unbeatable gas generator.:D
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Originally posted by mora
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Unbeatable gas generator.:D
Yep, thats a "sulfur-rich" combo! Good on ya! :) Now, we need to find a way to bottle it, and get our cars adapted to burn it.
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Originally posted by mora
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Unbeatable gas generator.:D
Gotcha beat. Try Tunafish and bananas.
Maybe I'll try for lunch at the next con.
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Fek'n Tekilla (TM) and Udie :D
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Bush & Cheney
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http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=123
"Beans...Brocoli...and washed them down with some crabcakes..."
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Lepaul
LOL great scene from a great movie... and I hate that french guy!
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Milk and Grapefruit Juice
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Originally posted by JimBear
To be Scientific about it
FLATUS ODOR JUDGE
Odor judges are com-mon in the research labs of mouthwash companies, where the halitosis-inflicted blow great gusts of breath in their faces to test product efficacy. But Minneapolis gastroenterologist Michael Levitt recently took the job to another level—or, rather, to the other end. Levitt paid two brave souls to indulge repeatedly in the odors of other people's farts. (Levitt refuses to divulge the remuneration, but it would seem safe to characterize it thusly: Not enough.) Sixteen healthy subjects volunteered to eat pinto beans and insert small plastic collection tubes into their anuses (worst-job runners-up, to be sure). After each "episode of flatulence," Levitt syringed the gas into a discrete container, rigorously maintaining fart integrity. The odor judges then sat down with at least 100 samples, opened the caps one at a time, and inhaled robustly. As their faces writhed in agony, they rated just how noxious the smell was. The samples were also chemically analyzed, and—eureka!—Levitt determined definitively the most malodorous component of the human flatus: hydrogen sulfide.
Levitt defends his work against the reflexively dismissive by noting that doctors have never studied flatulence and that smell is a potentially critical medical symptom: "The odors of feces and intestinal gas and breath could all be important markers of gastrointestinal health," he says. Hydrogen sulfide, for instance, is an extremely toxic gas to mammals, potentially playing a role in ulcerative colitis, among other diseases. And so Levitt has dedicated his career to the study of the myriad fragrances produced by the human gut and imprudently ignored by the medical establishment.
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"Inhaled Robustly"... LMAO! Good heavens man!
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Absinthe + set of identical flintlock pistols
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Kalua + Vodka + Chocolate milk = Deadly hangover:eek:
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Originally posted by Gunthr
Milk and Grapefruit Juice
throw pumpkin seeds in there and you will get an "amen"
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Beer topped with Shish-Kebab (pref. goat/cat), add 2 spoons of lamp-oil or gasoline before going to bed (alone).
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anyone ever do a "Cement mixer" shot?
:D
but back on topic:
Generic grocery store tequlia in a beer bong and taco bell
little known beer Red Dog and manwich sloppy joes
doritos with french onion dip and vodka (try having ONLY that for dinner.... i dare you)
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Originally posted by LePaul
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=123
"Beans...Brocoli...and washed them down with some crabcakes..."
ROFL i love that movie!
Sounds like my work!
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Originally posted by Gadfly
And here I thought it was just tiny little **** particles that made the smell......
ROFL!
:rofl
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U know, went out to dinner once...had stuffed mushrooms for appetizer..........
IceCream for dessert....
All night bad gas.....
1st thing in AM...UUUUUUUUUp she comes!
And comes
And comes
And Comes........................ ........
And it wont stop!!!!!!!!!!
Off to the E.R. I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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U wouldnt believe but, I was told from the Doctor that the mushroom and something in IceCream ingredients and milk...actually makes a poison when mixed right....!@!$@!#$!
WTF? IT CAN KILL U!! CAN U BELIEVE THAT CRAP?
Note to self: if your gonna eat those in the same night...
25% to 75%....LOL
I dont know what it was.....Just thought I would share that...LOL:eek:
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Avast!
That scurvy dog Rip and a keyboard.
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Pabst actually gives you a different smelling beer fart... regardless of what is consumed along with it. It's not as... well... ripe as other typical beer farts :)
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http://www.gasbgon.com/ to the rescue!