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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Twist on September 21, 2003, 07:01:38 PM

Title: Lizard the Farmer
Post by: Twist on September 21, 2003, 07:01:38 PM

Farmer Lizard goes to town one day, and runs across his old buddy who is a tractor sales man.

"How is it going?" Asks Farmer Lizard.

"Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in two weeks" said the salesman, "How is it going with you?"

"Not so good" replied Farmer Lizard. "The other night I went out to milk my cow. First she tried to kick me with her right leg so I tied her leg to the right side of the stall. Then she tried to kick me with her left leg, so I tied that to the left side of the stall. Then she swatted me with her tail so I tied that to the ceiling. Then my wife walked in and if you can convince her I was just trying to milk that cow, I'll buy a tractor from you!"



Lizard...hadn't heard from you in a while man...how ya been? :D

Title: Lizard the Farmer
Post by: ra on September 21, 2003, 07:15:35 PM

Been there, done that, bought the tractor.

Title: Lizard the Farmer
Post by: Twist on September 22, 2003, 01:27:35 AM

Ol Liz must be out of town again, I know he checks the boards before he logs on. Ah well.