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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: FUNKED1 on September 23, 2003, 02:18:45 PM
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Ya know the kind of thing where one drunk bets another drunk...
I knew a guy who would catch a fly and bet people that he could kill it and bring it back to life.
He'd take the fly, and dunk it in his beer, until it stopped moving. Then he'd pull it out and put it on the table. Fly was dead, not moving at all.
Then he grabs a salt shaker, and pours a pile of salt all over the fly.
A couple of minutes later, the pile starts moving.
The salt sucks the water out of the fly. The fly dusts himself off and flies away. Cost me $20 first time he did it.
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I try to go to bars where there aren't any flies, got any more?
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Ya know the kind of thing where one drunk bets another drunk...
I knew a guy who would catch a fly and bet people that he could kill it and bring it back to life.
He'd take the fly, and dunk it in his beer, until it stopped moving. Then he'd pull it out and put it on the table. Fly was dead, not moving at all.
Then he grabs a salt shaker, and pours a pile of salt all over the fly.
A couple of minutes later, the pile starts moving.
The salt sucks the water out of the fly. The fly dusts himself off and flies away. Cost me $20 first time he did it.
:rofl
LOL i learned that one YEARS ago working in a restaurnt!
Great trick and it works too!
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
The salt sucks the water out of the fly.
So, what happens to the beer in a fly?
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Beer is almost entirely water you doofus.
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Will the salt trick work on me after a binge?
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Do you breath through tubes in your thorax?
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It doesn't work!!!
I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.
:D
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Do you breath through tubes in your thorax?
Doesn't everyone, bzzzzzzz. It's works but it gives you a hell of a hangover bzzzzzzz. Gotta go the city dump is open, bzzzzzzzzz
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bet he drank his beer afterwards :)
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Beer is almost entirely water you doofus.
Oh yeah? So why am I paying $50 for the case of Zywiec? I've been had :(
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When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.
:rofl
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!
I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.
:D
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!
I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.
:D
I was going to post something along the same lines, but you beat me to it!
(and probably did a better job of it, too!)
:rofl
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Originally posted by gofaster
I was going to post something along the same lines,
You've met Rhonda too?
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Not as good as the fly trick, but ..
I used to frequent a little bar in San Luis Obispo, and a certain patron had a very intelligent yellow lab. If you left any change on the table, the dog would grab it. It was very cool to watch this big ol' dog try to pick up a quarter in his mouth. The money always got deposited (with drool) into the dog owner's hand. No one complained.
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!
I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.
:D
ROTFLMAO!!
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!
I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.
:D
God I dont know y but while reading this I could not stop laughing
thank god I was not drinking anything while reading.
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I've won hundreds of dollars over the years with this one ($20 at a time).
I'd bet a guy $20 that I could drop an egg 5' over a cement floor and it won't be broken.
you get the usual questions.
"you're gonna put something for it to land on?" - "no, nothing between the egg and the floor"
"boil it?"- nope raw egg.
just a plain raw egg, nothing between it and the floor. I just hold it up and drop it, nothing more complicated than that. and no damage to the egg, not even a crack.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Cost me $20 first time he did it.
18 posts x $20 and you had to blow it by telling everyone...
We could've doubled our Con income....
Who is the doofus now, huh?
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
I've won hundreds of dollars over the years with this one ($20 at a time).
I'd bet a guy $20 that I could drop an egg 5' over a cement floor and it won't be broken.
you get the usual questions.
"you're gonna put something for it to land on?" - "no, nothing between the egg and the floor"
"boil it?"- nope raw egg.
just a plain raw egg, nothing between it and the floor. I just hold it up and drop it, nothing more complicated than that. and no damage to the egg, not even a crack.
That egg is perked!
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!
I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.
:D
LOL Rhonda, nice choice.
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TY I think everyone has come across a Rhonda Bar Fly at sometime in their life.
Hmmm I think it's an Occupational requirement that most bars must have a Rhonda.
:D
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All truck stops also must have an employee named Rhonda.
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It's similar to the rule that all strip clubs will have a bouncer named Troy or Todd.
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I know a guy with " YOUR NAME " tattooed on his..... umm..... well......anyway, I've seen him win a hundred dollars with that one a few times.
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That egg is perked!
the eggs held 6' above the floor, after 5' it's still in great shape, the last 1' really kicks it's prettythang though.
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Ok take a heavy napkin twist the corners to make a dome or hat kinda looking thing. Place a lemon or a lime under it. This works great with the ladies. Push the napkin slowly with your hand untill it moves the fruit. Then stop the napkin will stop for a moment as the fruit rolls to the other side then it will move on its own. Tell them its a mouse or rat. You have them jumping out of their skirts.
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!
I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.
:D
:rofl
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So, do you just carry raw eggs with you at all times, or only when you are drinking??
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One thing I used to do at Denny's when i was w/ my friends would be to casually fill a half full glass of water w/ butane from a lighter, then light it and pull my hand away. If I did it at the right time, a tongue of fire would reach up almost to the ceiling for a second.
Another neat bar trick is hooking a spoon and a fork together (spoon head through the fork tines) then putting a toothpick through the middle tine between the base of the fork and the spoon and setting it on the edge of a glass. It LOOKS like there's no way it should balance, but the fork/spoon combo 'magically' balances an inch or so out from the glass.
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If you're a jerk or know the waitress and want to mess with her (or are breaking in a new waiter/waitress at a restaurant you work at), get a glass of water, put a playing card over the top so it seals it shut, then flip it upside down and place it on the table. Pull the card out quickly, a little water will leak out, but the glass will be sitting on the table upside down, only its weight holding in the water.
If the server is new or isn't too clever, he/she will struggle with it before finally just picking up the glass and making a mess because the water dumps out.
If they're smart, they just grab a bus bin and slide it into that.
Of course, if you work at a restaurant and you're in on your day off and doing that to someone you work with while you're at a table after eating, she'll just slide it to you over the edge so the water drains into your lap. At least, that's what happened to me. :p
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So, do you just carry raw eggs with you at all times, or only when you are drinking??
most bars sell food