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Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Sandman on September 24, 2003, 05:38:52 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=795&ncid=799&e=3&u=/eo/20030924/en_music_eo/12561
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Udie on September 24, 2003, 05:43:56 PM
Diamond Dave  ya just gotta love the guy :D
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Tarmac on September 24, 2003, 05:44:30 PM
It's because his head is so big... he can't really miss.  The doctor should put him on a steady diet of humble pie to prevent a recurrence.
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Udie on September 24, 2003, 05:48:52 PM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
It's because his head is so big... he can't really miss.  The doctor should put him on a steady diet of humble pie to prevent a recurrence.



:lol :lol :rofl :rofl
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Sixpence on September 24, 2003, 08:12:18 PM
Bump :rofl

This is the funniest thing i've read in awhile, I hope someone finds a bootleg video of this.
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Sixpence on September 24, 2003, 08:19:02 PM
22 stitches!!  :rofl

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=795&ncid=799&e=3&u=/eo/20030924/en_music_eo/12561
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: rpm on September 24, 2003, 10:09:46 PM
Just imagine being the idiot that broke into his house and was facing Ol'Dave's loaded gun!:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Sixpence on September 25, 2003, 12:39:09 AM
By that article, it's a wonder that he didn't shoot himself.
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: gofaster on September 25, 2003, 09:26:36 AM
Worth saving in case Yahoo refreshes their news database...

====From Yahoo News=====

 Entertainment - E! Online
 
David Lee's Samurai Screw Up
Wed Sep 24, 4:45 PM ET  

By Julie Keller

Memo to David Lee Roth: Maybe it's time to lay off the kung fu.


The 47-year-old rocker has canceled the remainder of his tour after a martial-arts move went awry in the middle of set during a September 17 concert in Philadelphia.


"It was an incident onstage where he was doing a kung-fu maneuver and he got hit with a staff that he uses," spokesman Todd Brodginski said in a statement. "He was doing a very fast, complicated 15th-century samurai move."


In other words, Roth knocked himself silly.


The accident, an ill-conceived attempt to emulate his famed "Jump" moves during his Van Halen days, resulted in 22 stitches on his face and forced him to call off the last seven dates of his club and theater tour.


Diamond Dave said the samurai wounds put a crimp in his singing-and-dancing routine and that he would rather return to the stage in full force at a later date than continue with his injury.


Roth had previously pulled the plug on two shows due to Hurricane Isabel. He hopes to reschedule all of the shows for next year.


"Thanks for a great tour," he said in a statement. "See ya down the road."


For those who can't wait until then, a video of the pre-injury rocker working his kung fu is on http://www.davidleeroth.com.


And despite his martial arts mishap, Roth isn't always a screw up when it comes to action moves. In May, he cornered an intruder found trespassing at his Southern California home, pinning the man to the floor and holding him at gunpoint until the cops arrived.
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Post by: Sixpence on September 25, 2003, 11:23:48 AM
Boom dee boom dee bop, dee dee bop
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Mini D on September 25, 2003, 11:29:14 AM
LOL! He's like 50 or something.  He's still trying those old moves?

MiniD
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: midnight Target on September 25, 2003, 11:30:05 AM
He's just a gigolo....
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Sixpence on September 25, 2003, 11:33:59 AM
I'm still hoping for a bootleg video of it. I keep thinking of that kid pretending to have a light sabre.....then actually knocking himself silly with.
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Sixpence on September 25, 2003, 11:56:37 AM
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Originally posted by Mini D
LOL! He's like 50 or something.  He's still trying those old moves?

MiniD


No , he has new moves.  "He was doing a very fast, complicated 15th-century samurai move.":rofl
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Mini D on September 25, 2003, 12:29:52 PM
Sixpence... he's always done that on stage "think I'm a blackbelt" crap.
Title: Mr. Roth isn't as young as he used to be...
Post by: Sixpence on September 25, 2003, 12:37:49 PM
But now he is a blackbelt from the 15th century.

Oh, and a samurai too.