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Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Habu on September 30, 2003, 06:31:44 AM: You know if the US would only recruit and send over the Lightening Bolt guy and give him a bag of hand grenades this whole Iraqi war thing would be over in a heart beat.

He has talent. Real talent.
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Dowding on September 30, 2003, 06:35:17 AM: Who's 'lightening bolt guy'?

Nevermind - just played Creamo's ogre video. That guy in the skirt is really saying 'lightening bolt' as he throws things at that fella in the big costume isn't he?
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Habu on September 30, 2003, 10:03:35 AM: Yes thanks to Creamo for his hilarious clip. I almost pissed myself laughing at the big fat guy throwing "lightening bolts" at the tall guy with the funny hat on.

Lightening Bolt Guy (http://www.planetradio.net/ogre-battle.large.mpeg)
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Sikboy on September 30, 2003, 10:09:32 AM: That poor Ogre had just woken up and went to his front yard to get the morning paper. As he reached down for it, he noticed some folks approaching, and from the look of them, they were derranged beggars. Feeling sorry for them, he reached into his wallet to slip them a 20 spot (after all, he was a fairly successfull Ogre, who owned his own Mill, and believed in Charity over Government Welfare) when all of a sudden some lunatic started throwing **** at him and screaming "lighting bolt" while the others pummelled him with padded sticks.

wisely, the Ogre laid down and feigned death until the troubled visitors left him be. In retrospect, he's glad he didn't give them that $20

-Sik
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Dowding on September 30, 2003, 10:24:24 AM: lol :D

I've shown to some people at work, to much merriment with a touch of confusion.

Who is the ogre in that clip? The rotund guy in the skirt?
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Sikboy on September 30, 2003, 11:43:53 AM: I'm guessing it's the big thing that everyone is beating the hell out of. We really need to investigate these anti-ogre hate crimes.

-Sik
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: midnight Target on September 30, 2003, 11:46:07 AM: It all stems from those racist billy goats gruff.
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Sikboy on September 30, 2003, 11:48:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
It all stems from those racist billy goats gruff.

Hey now, that was a troll, and he was his contract to charge toll for bridge usage was unenforceable, as it was a public span.

-Sik
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: midnight Target on September 30, 2003, 11:52:47 AM: Troll, Ogre... they all look alike to me.
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Sikboy on September 30, 2003, 11:54:22 AM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Troll, Ogre... they all look alike to me.

ROFL... Hater.
:p
-Sik
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: capt. apathy on September 30, 2003, 11:57:50 AM: this 'lightning bolt' thing reminded me of something that happened about 12 years ago.

I'd been out drinking one night for a friend B-day, the cab drops me off at about 6am. I'm almost asleep (about 8am) when the kids are up and watching tv, making noise, being kids.

so the wife decides she's gonna take them to the park to play so I can get some sleep. I decide that I'm not really tired (and am still feeling quite good) and decide to go along.

so anyway I still have a wonderfull buzz going about 10am, and I'm playing catch with the boy. anyway, do to my 'condition' a ball gets past me, and rolls down the hill and into some bushes.

so I go off after it and as I go through the bushes I look up, face to face with a fluff'n viking. horned helm, full beard, long hair, what looks like bear skin leggings and vest and a huge tin-foil battle axe. I almost s**t myself!

when I finally was able to come to my senses I look around and there is another guy in a suit of real chainmail that must of cost him a couple $k, another in a breastplate, some chick in a hooded cloak with "spock ears" on.

chemicaly speaking I was in no condition to take this all in. so with out saying a word, so with a blank stare, and hearing something from them about "mortals not interfearing with their holy quest" I stumble out of the bushes and head back up to the family.

after rejoining the family I decide not to mention it because it this time I'm begining to doubt how firm a grip on reality I'm mantaining. I do sugest to the kids that maybe they want to go play in another part of the park, up top above the crater maybe (the park is on an old dormant volcano).

so at the new location and with no sign of full sized action figures, we start running around having fun, the usual, playing with the kids, kid stuff.

about a 1/2 hour later my oldest daughter (4 or 5 then), shows me her great find. a handfull of nice shinny rocks (polished up real nice, quarts agates and such). se says she found them laying between the roots of the biggest tree on the hill, and asks if she can keep them.

sure, no problem.

it wasn't until later that day that I realised, she had probably beaten them to their "holy quest". they're probably still up tere wandering around looking for their rocks.
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: JBA on September 30, 2003, 12:53:22 PM: FREAKS!!!!!

ONE IDIOT RUNS BY YELLING "SLEEP"

ROFLMAO
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Dnil on September 30, 2003, 01:53:14 PM: i was actually ashamed for them....that is the saddest thing i have ever seen.
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Dowding on September 30, 2003, 04:10:03 PM: lol Vikings in the bushes - nice story Capt. apathy :D

I wouldn't feel sorry for them. They seem happy enough. I can't watch without cringing though.
Title: Iraqi War
Post by: Habu on October 03, 2003, 11:15:52 AM: I don't know why but I am totally addicted to Creamo's clip. I must watch it 6 times a day.

Never fails to crack me up.

Lightening Bolt Lightening Bolt Lightening Bolt

:rofl