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Title: I need a new sig....
Post by: muckmaw on September 30, 2003, 11:56:43 AM: Gimme your best one liner...

I need a new sig...

Winner gets a brand new Chrysler Cordoba....and you can pick it up at Morty's office.
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Post by: midnight Target on September 30, 2003, 11:58:05 AM: "I think MT is a god!"
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Post by: davidpt40 on September 30, 2003, 12:02:02 PM: "No way that kid is mine, I pulled out way early"
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Post by: muckmaw on September 30, 2003, 12:02:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
"I think MT is a god!"

WINNER!!!

Ok, Seriously now....;)
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Post by: AKIron on September 30, 2003, 12:04:38 PM: How about:

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
- Jerry Lewis

;)
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Post by: beet1e on September 30, 2003, 12:09:57 PM: How about "Move the fields closer together". oops, wrong thread, never mind.

You have already used a quote of mine, MuckMAW, so I want to claim my Chrysler Cordoba, but I want one with a cardboard cutout of Ricardo Montalban in the front passenger seat.
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Post by: Strange on September 30, 2003, 12:20:32 PM: "I'm part of the hire for handycap because were fun to watch program"- Dick Morrello
(One of my emplyee's he's 66 and we don't let him near the Fork Lift)

I'll take a 1977 Chrysler Cordoba with T-Top's please..
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Post by: JBA on September 30, 2003, 12:49:58 PM: "what we have here is a failure to communicate" sheriff cool hand Luke
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Post by: trolla on September 30, 2003, 12:53:17 PM: Ranghild ? :D thats a good good good old viking name.
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Post by: Modas on September 30, 2003, 01:06:35 PM: I AM the man from Nantucket .....

:D
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Post by: mrblack on September 30, 2003, 01:08:09 PM: mucky muck
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Post by: icemaw on September 30, 2003, 01:18:21 PM: Just another beautifull day in paradise. Wish I was there!
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Post by: sax on September 30, 2003, 01:19:12 PM: MightyMuck
NoMuck
InMuck
Casper
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Post by: muckmaw on September 30, 2003, 01:20:23 PM: So far, I've got Modas in the lead, with an honorable mention to Ice.
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Post by: Hawklore on September 30, 2003, 01:24:22 PM: Ehh? Chrysler? -Hawklore
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Post by: Strange on September 30, 2003, 01:48:43 PM: "He's dead alright - Beaked in the back....and you know this will not be easy to solve.." Larson I think the best one too.. :D
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Post by: icemaw on September 30, 2003, 02:07:25 PM: Hey next time your passing by. Why dont you!
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Post by: capt. apathy on September 30, 2003, 04:10:40 PM: Your criticism is deeply appreciated, F--- YOU very much
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Post by: Wanker on September 30, 2003, 04:21:15 PM: "Sew your wild oats on Saturday night. On Sunday, pray for crop failure"
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Post by: midnight Target on September 30, 2003, 04:31:47 PM: "OK maybe MT's not THE god, but definitely A god."
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Post by: Mark Luper on September 30, 2003, 05:01:25 PM: "It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

Teddy Roosvelt

P.S. No I don't want the car :)
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Post by: Dune on September 30, 2003, 05:06:50 PM: "The American political system is like a gigantic Mexican Christmas fiesta. Each political party is a huge pinata -- a papier-mache donkey, for example. The donkey is filled with full employment, low interest rates, affordable housing, comprehensive medical benefits, a balanced budge and other goodies. The American voter is blindfoled and given a stick. The voter then swings the stick wildly in every direction, trying to hit a political candidate on the head and knock some sense into the silly bastard." - P.J. O'Rourke,
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Post by: JB73 on September 30, 2003, 05:51:04 PM: "I had sex with Carnie Wilson back in the '90s just so i could say i nailed the fat chick from wilson phillips"
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Post by: Drunky on September 30, 2003, 06:31:41 PM: LOL JB...that should win
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Post by: Silat on September 30, 2003, 06:35:09 PM: Just ask me about about selling antiMAWbiotics

:D
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Post by: deSelys on September 30, 2003, 06:38:41 PM: Just give the damn car to Lazs and you'll have your one-liner sig (full of ******* tho...)
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Post by: Octavius on September 30, 2003, 06:54:07 PM: "You're gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to jack squat!![/i] You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!!" -Chris Farley as "Mat Foley"
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Post by: Furious on September 30, 2003, 06:59:41 PM: Try this one: "I am lazy and unimaginative"
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Post by: Eagler on September 30, 2003, 08:00:30 PM: "I got out of bed this morning, what else do you want"

:)
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Post by: B17Skull12 on September 30, 2003, 08:27:00 PM: "everyone plz join me in typing .squelch skull12"
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Post by: Dune on September 30, 2003, 10:09:22 PM: "Woke up. Smelled the coffee. Awaiting further instructions."
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Post by: flakbait on October 01, 2003, 02:58:27 AM: I respect your opinion, I just happen to think it's stupid

Can Open. Worms Everywhere!

Some days even my lucky underpants can't help

I don't get mad, I get stabby

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Post by: muckmaw on October 01, 2003, 07:44:15 AM: We have a winner!

After Much Deliberation, the winner is...

Dune with:

"Woke up. Smelled the coffee. Awaiting further instructions."

Dune will received the brand new Chryslet Cordoba with Mag wheels and T-Tops.

Coming in second:

JB73
I had sex with Carnie Wilson back in the '90s just so i could say i nailed the fat chick from wilson phillips"

JB wins a $50.00 gift certificate to Lane Bryant

and in 3rd place:
Flakbait with:

"Some days even my lucky underpants can't help"

Flakbait will received a copy of the home Version of Aces High.

Congratulations to all!
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Post by: lazs2 on October 01, 2003, 08:22:24 AM: everything I say is sig material... get on the bandwagon now before half the populace is quoting me 1000 years from now.
lazs
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Post by: Dune on October 01, 2003, 08:35:27 AM: I can't believe! I want to thank the academy, my parents and of course God.

:D
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Post by: Modas on October 01, 2003, 08:36:33 AM: WHAT??!!?? I didn't win????

I never win anything.

:(

:D
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Post by: JB73 on October 01, 2003, 05:03:34 PM: LANE BRYANT !!!!!! WHOOOOOT BABY!

now i can get those....

ummmmm wtf do they sell anyway?
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Post by: Mini D on October 01, 2003, 05:07:50 PM: And the winner is... furious. Nobody else came close to capturing muckmaw's true spirit.

MiniD
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Post by: muckmaw on October 01, 2003, 05:50:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
And the winner is... furious. Nobody else came close to capturing muckmaw's true spirit.

MiniD

Oh no! I've been insulted on an internet BBS by a guy who knows nothing about me!

Oh heavens to betsy, what ever will I do!

*Runs in circles screaming like a woman*

hehe

:) Have a nice day!:)
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Post by: Furball on October 01, 2003, 08:27:03 PM: always thought this quote was good

"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
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Post by: FUNKED1 on October 01, 2003, 08:29:06 PM: Here ya go. Courtesy JB73.
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Post by: Mini D on October 01, 2003, 09:44:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw
Oh no! I've been insulted on an internet BBS by a guy who knows nothing about me!
wow... musta struck a nerve highlighting someone else's observation pertaining to someone that has to ask for ideas as opposed to just thinking them up on his own. Though... "judging" other people's ideas takes alot of work too.

MiniD
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Post by: strk on October 01, 2003, 09:47:44 PM: Quote
Oh no! I've been insulted on an internet BBS by a guy who knows nothing about me!

mind if I use that in my sig line? hehe that is priceless and sure sums up the situation

strk
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Post by: kesolei on October 01, 2003, 10:47:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
always thought this quote was good

"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

I always liked that one too, Furball.

And at the risk of getting backlash; this is another of my favorites:

"Wouldn't it be great if the air force had to hold a bake-sale to buy a bomber, and education got all the money it needed?"

Might not be the exact wording there, but you get the jist. :)
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Post by: JB73 on October 02, 2003, 12:15:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Here ya go. Courtesy JB73.
hmm i know im slow... but i dont get it.

DUH lol just checked other thread LOL.
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Post by: muckmaw on October 02, 2003, 07:33:15 AM: JB-

You don't need to talk at all. Just keep those avatars jiggling!