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Title: Jesus' Real Name...Oh and we're all screwed
Post by: muckmaw on September 30, 2003, 01:19:12 PM: I heard about the pope's ailing health today, and I remembered the Prophecy of St. Malachy. Whether you buy into this or not, it's compelling.

Anyway, here's a good article..pretty much says we may be seeing the end of the Catholic Church, and it has Jesus' real name, which I never knew.

http://www.hackwriters.com/Malachy.htm
Title: Jesus' Real Name...Oh and we're all screwed
Post by: mrblack on September 30, 2003, 01:27:06 PM: learn something every day.

Rabbi Y’shua bar Yusuf, known to us as Jesus
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Post by: trolla on September 30, 2003, 01:36:29 PM: Well its time for good old Odin to come back as a pope, and cya in valhalla all :D

religion have not been doing anything but death to people the last 2000 years lol.
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Post by: Sikboy on September 30, 2003, 01:49:00 PM: Jesus' real name was Chet. Seriously, it's like... in the bible and ****.

-Sik
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Post by: john9001 on September 30, 2003, 01:54:22 PM: how come pope's never retire?
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Post by: muckmaw on September 30, 2003, 01:55:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
how come pope's never retire?

They don't have a 401(k) plan.
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Post by: Batz on September 30, 2003, 01:58:57 PM: wotan mit uns
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Post by: Curval on September 30, 2003, 02:03:51 PM: Old man about to be stoned: "Listen, all I said was 'That piece of Halibut was good enough for Jahovah'"

Priest in charge of stoning: "You only making worse for yourself!"

Old man about to be stoned "Worse? How could it get any worse? Jahovah! Jahovah! Jahovah!
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Post by: Swoop on September 30, 2003, 04:09:57 PM: It's 'Jehovah' you numbnuts.

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Post by: Curval on September 30, 2003, 04:13:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Swoop
It's 'Jehovah' you numbnuts.

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Not to my rastafarian friends it isn't. ;)
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Post by: Swoop on September 30, 2003, 04:17:10 PM: Point conceded.

However...... :D .........the script of 'Life of Brian' wasn't written by a Rastafarian and isn't set in Rastafaria. :p

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Post by: AHGOD on September 30, 2003, 04:44:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Not to my rastafarian friends it isn't. ;)

And what about the guys that like to hang out and get Huuka'd anyway?
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Post by: -tronski- on September 30, 2003, 09:11:08 PM: And here I was thinking Jesus's real name was stifler...

Tronsky
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Post by: Arlo on September 30, 2003, 10:42:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
learn something every day.

Rabbi Y’shua bar Yusuf, known to us as Jesus

Anglicized to "Jesus son of Joseph." Rabbi = teacher. Nothing new, really ... but not everyone has heard it. Christianity is a radical Jewish sect, you know. ;)