Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: AKcurly on October 01, 2003, 10:05:19 PM
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Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:
1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman agonizingly drags it out.
2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a " touch and go, "
4. Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16. However, when airplanes become quiet... just like women, it's usually not good.
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A wise man once told me to never buy anything that flies, floats or f#cks. Always rent.
:D
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In my time as an aircraft owner I have learned that an airplane can act like a woman too. If I don't pay enough attention to her, she will break something and I'll have to spend money to fix it. The madder she gets, the more expensive the repair! :eek:
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Heey! I want to contest some of that! I plead the 5th on which parts I'm contesting; but durnit.. I object!