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Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Mini D on October 04, 2003, 06:55:34 PM
I'm tired of having a good vulch session going on and having a P-51 or Dora show up at 10k and start trying to vulch me while I vulch.  The fact that they KNOW the enemy is going to be low and they come in high is just PATHETIC.

No skill vulch vulchers have no place in this game.  If they were real men.. they'd just respawn like the vulchees down below me.

MiniD
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Fatty on October 04, 2003, 07:07:35 PM
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Every vultch is wanted.
Every vultch is good.
Every vultch is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Mini D on October 04, 2003, 07:30:48 PM
If a vulch gets wasted... God gets quite irate.
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: GRUNHERZ on October 04, 2003, 07:32:57 PM
An F6F was vulching my IL2, I shot out his engine with my tail gun, he landed and I then vulched him. That was good. :)
Title: Re: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: beet1e on October 05, 2003, 04:12:37 AM
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Originally posted by Mini D
I'm tired of having a good vulch session going on and having a P-51 or Dora show up at 10k and start trying to vulch me while I vulch.  The fact that they KNOW the enemy is going to be low and they come in high is just PATHETIC.

No skill vulch vulchers have no place in this game.  If they were real men.. they'd just respawn like the vulchees down below me.

MiniD
LOL - I completely agree. That whole business of upping from a distant (not so distant any more) field so as to attack with an alt advantage is so gamey it comes with a board and dice. That very scenario you describe is one of the reasons I like the pizza map. No good news here. The situation will only be worse on this map.
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Toad on October 05, 2003, 08:21:02 AM
I think that catch puts you at the top of the Bassmaster's Leader Board, Mini.:rofl
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: SlapShot on October 05, 2003, 08:24:07 AM
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Originally posted by Toad
I think that catch puts you at the top of the Bassmaster's Leader Board, Mini.:rofl


Huh ? ... I don't even see the bobber moving at all ... not even a nibble.

Looks like a couple of others threw their lines in to see if they could grab a passer-by.
Title: Re: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: eskimo2 on October 05, 2003, 08:48:22 AM
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Originally posted by Mini D
I'm tired of having a good vulch session going on and having a P-51 or Dora show up at 10k and start trying to vulch me while I vulch.  The fact that they KNOW the enemy is going to be low and they come in high is just PATHETIC.

No skill vulch vulchers have no place in this game.  If they were real men.. they'd just respawn like the vulchees down below me.

MiniD


Man, it's about time someone said this!

I agree!

I espescially hate it when I take a few seconds to scan the skies for these jerks, then when I look back at the field someone has spawned and is rolling, then a "fellow" countryman gets a shot off at the vulchee a second before I do.  Man that ticks me off!

eskimo
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Jackal1 on October 05, 2003, 12:59:36 PM
I feel a new trend coming on. Hmmm up 1 base to the rear, climb to 18k, then vulch the vulch the vulchers who are vulching the vulchers who are vulching the vulchees. From here on will be referred to as "Extreme Vulchiest". :D
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Jackal1 on October 05, 2003, 01:02:33 PM
BTW, HT, can you set a game standard on the proper spellin of vulch/vultch?
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Tarmac on October 05, 2003, 03:05:11 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
BTW, HT, can you set a game standard on the proper spellin of vulch/vultch?


:rofl
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: beet1e on October 05, 2003, 03:16:19 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
I think that catch puts you at the top of the Bassmaster's Leader Board, Mini.:rofl
Ruh-roh, this thread could be one of those in which Mr. Toad wants me to have said something that I did not, is bitterly disappointed, so he pretends I said it anyway. :lol
Title: huh
Post by: teevin on October 05, 2003, 06:23:00 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
I feel a new trend coming on. Hmmm up 1 base to the rear, climb to 18k, then vulch the vulch the vulchers who are vulching the vulchers who are vulching the vulchees. From here on will be referred to as "Extreme Vulchiest". :D


HUH:confused: are you all becoming a comunity of vultchers?? Please say YES, that way I stand a chance of a kill:rofl
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Jackal1 on October 05, 2003, 07:08:17 PM
Yes.
 If ya hurry and sign up a.s.a.p. to the 3rd level ,as a sign on bonus you will recieve a free leather LW thong and spiked boots.:D
Title: Re: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Pepe on October 06, 2003, 02:53:57 AM
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Originally posted by Mini D
I'm tired of having a good vulch session going on and having a P-51 or Dora show up at 10k and start trying to vulch me while I vulch.  The fact that they KNOW the enemy is going to be low and they come in high is just PATHETIC.

No skill vulch vulchers have no place in this game.  If they were real men.. they'd just respawn like the vulchees down below me.

MiniD


Ok, I'll bite. Am I the only one to find this utmost hilarious?

So you are complaining, If I understood you right, that someone can ruin your e-advantage session by having more e than you?

Vulching a deacked field with no intention of taking the field is less pathetic?

Next step, you could ask for an automatic device that make the ones taking off explode automatically after 1 minute in the air, just in case you miss some rounds in your "skilled" vulch passes.

Man, this whine is priceless.

Rude, where are you when we really need you!  :D
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: jodgi on October 06, 2003, 03:31:37 AM
I gladly submit myself under MiniD's  browncoat doctrine of telling us what is, and what is not acceptable in AH. What would AH be without people telling us how to play? In fact, I'm thanking him for putting me straight!

Think of all the unbridled fun that exists in the main arena these days... a true shame...
Title: Re: Re: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: teevin on October 06, 2003, 05:07:47 AM
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Originally posted by Pepe
Ok, I'll bite. Am I the only one to find this utmost hilarious?

So you are complaining, If I understood you right, that someone can ruin your e-advantage session by having more e than you?

Vulching a deacked field with no intention of taking the field is less pathetic?

Next step, you could ask for an automatic device that make the ones taking off explode automatically after 1 minute in the air, just in case you miss some rounds in your "skilled" vulch passes.

Man, this whine is priceless.

Rude, where are you when we really need you!  :D
// :rofl :rofl :rofl ItsNOT just PRICELESS its bloomin funny. I cant ever remember, well maybe I can, ONCE in my 58+ years hearing something so udderly ridculouse!!:rofl
Title: Re: Re: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Innominate on October 06, 2003, 05:58:22 AM
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Originally posted by Pepe

Next step, you could ask for an automatic device that make the ones taking off explode automatically after 1 minute in the air, just in case you miss some rounds in your "skilled" vulch passes.


Thats a really good idea!  That way we could still get our vulch kills, while being able to defend ourselves from those lamers trying to do it to us!  I think 1 minute is too long though, they should explode the moment thier wheels leave the ground.
Title: Re: Re: Re: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: teevin on October 06, 2003, 08:12:35 AM
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Originally posted by Innominate
Thats a really good idea!  That way we could still get our vulch kills, while being able to defend ourselves from those lamers trying to do it to us!  I think 1 minute is too long though, they should explode the moment thier wheels leave the ground.




DUMB statement duh:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Re: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: SlapShot on October 06, 2003, 08:40:27 AM
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Originally posted by Pepe
Ok, I'll bite. Am I the only one to find this utmost hilarious?

So you are complaining, If I understood you right, that someone can ruin your e-advantage session by having more e than you?

Vulching a deacked field with no intention of taking the field is less pathetic?

Next step, you could ask for an automatic device that make the ones taking off explode automatically after 1 minute in the air, just in case you miss some rounds in your "skilled" vulch passes.

Man, this whine is priceless.

Rude, where are you when we really need you!  :D


Holy crap ... the bobber went completely under the water on that one ... MiniD ... set that hook and reel that fat boy.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: SlapShot on October 06, 2003, 08:42:08 AM
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Originally posted by teevin
DUMB statement duh:rolleyes:


Innom ... the rules are that if you fish in someones spot, you have to split the bounty with him.
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Pepe on October 06, 2003, 09:45:34 AM
Chit!...forgot to read about Mini's squad assignment. :o
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Mini D on October 06, 2003, 11:46:11 AM
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Originally posted by Pepe
Ok, I'll bite. Am I the only one to find this utmost hilarious?

So you are complaining, If I understood you right, that someone can ruin your e-advantage session by having more e than you?

Vulching a deacked field with no intention of taking the field is less pathetic?

Next step, you could ask for an automatic device that make the ones taking off explode automatically after 1 minute in the air, just in case you miss some rounds in your "skilled" vulch passes.

Man, this whine is priceless.

Rude, where are you when we really need you!  :D
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Originally posted by jodgi
I gladly submit myself under MiniD's  browncoat doctrine of telling us what is, and what is not acceptable in AH. What would AH be without people telling us how to play? In fact, I'm thanking him for putting me straight!

Think of all the unbridled fun that exists in the main arena these days... a true shame...
Thankyou.... thankyou.  You two have distinguished yourselves as a couple of elite tards.  You stand out in a crowd of rejects that include the likes of beetle and eskimo... that says alot.

But I know there are still more out there.  More that are thinking "If I can't vulch vulchers, what they hell am I supposed to do with this damn 190?!?"

MiniD
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: jodgi on October 06, 2003, 11:58:02 AM
No, no my dear friend! I'm thanking you... please...
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: jodgi on October 06, 2003, 12:00:49 PM
whew! are we having fun yet?
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: jodgi on October 06, 2003, 12:03:24 PM
At least now I have finally been called "ELITE".
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: jodgi on October 06, 2003, 12:04:44 PM
:rofl
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Jackal1 on October 07, 2003, 11:35:20 AM
Jodgi, I left your meds in the tower.:D
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: SlapShot on October 07, 2003, 12:17:57 PM
"If I can't vulch vulchers, what they hell am I supposed to do with this damn 190?!?"

:rofl   PRICELESS !!!
Title: No skill vulcher vulchers
Post by: Mini D on October 07, 2003, 08:27:23 PM
Thanks slapshot... I wasn't sure anyone noticed.

MiniD
Title: vulchers paradise
Post by: NJMAW on October 07, 2003, 09:56:23 PM
(http://hometown.aol.com/shawgrad97/images/vulcher.jpg) :rofl