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Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: Dune on October 06, 2003, 11:34:59 AM

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/02/national/main576293.shtml

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Police and a Wayne County grand jury have been investigating allegations that the teens, who were ages 15, 16, and 17, sodomized younger players with a broomstick, pine cones and golf balls during an Aug. 22-27 trip to Camp Wayne for Girls in Preston Park, Pa.

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: davidpt40 on October 06, 2003, 11:48:02 AM

I know thats horrible but I still laughed when I read it.

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a broomstick, pine cones and golf balls .

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: Wanker on October 06, 2003, 12:02:03 PM

I hope they throw the book at them.

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: midnight Target on October 06, 2003, 01:01:15 PM

Hey now!

Football's a tough game! If you can't take a little pinecone up your butt then how are you gonna handle a mixed up trap play mister!!??

Huh???

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: Curval on October 06, 2003, 01:12:25 PM

Such a manly game y'all have there.

Seems odd that every time there is a hazing incident anuses are involved.

Why is that?

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: FUNKED1 on October 06, 2003, 01:15:53 PM

I could have told them that "Jeff Garcia Football Camp" was a bad idea.

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: gofaster on October 06, 2003, 01:16:36 PM

That's what happens when you send teenage boys to a Girls Camp.... and there aren't any girls!

I remember Len Dawson being subjected to the pine cone buggery training under Chiefs coach Hank Stram.  Such training is what allowed him to call "56 toss power trap" with confidence that it would score in Super Bowl IV!

Dallas coach Tom Landry called a similar play with Staubach, knowing that Staubach's navy career had probably conditioned him properly.

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: mrblack on October 06, 2003, 02:18:30 PM

The school suspended three players from the team pending the outcome of the investigation, and the Bellmore-Merrick school district canceled the team's season

Boy I bet that will teach em.

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: Mickey1992 on October 06, 2003, 03:27:04 PM

"Meanwhile, the father of one of the three suspects died over the weekend and an autopsy was planned to determine the cause.

Nassau County Police Sgt. Anthony Repalone said officers were called to a North Merrick home at about 10 a.m. Sunday, where they found a 40-year-old man dead in his bed. An autopsy was being performed, but Repalone noted that the results of toxicology tests could take up to three weeks to determine a cause of death."

Title: I'm Glad this Didn't Happen at My Football Camp
Post by: Makarov9 on October 06, 2003, 03:30:02 PM

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I could have told them that "Jeff Garcia Football Camp" was a bad idea.

ROFL! I see I'm not the only one who has this certain "idea" about Garcia.